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photo of drew barrymore pictures pregnant photos Mulder & Scully are not doing it. Right. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift elbowed her way into the Kennedy family. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears is a sexy blonde Cleopatra. Yes, I said BLONDE Cleopatra. WTF. [Starpulse] Hire someone to "curate" your sex life. For real. [The Frisky] Why is Mark Zuckerberg topless? [TMZ] Friday's hottest celebrity photos. [Socialite Life] Charisma Carpenter was almost raped by a cop. [The Blemish] Shirtless Friday? OK! [theBERRY] I can't wai...

Love It or Leave It: Kardashian … Ugh, Eyewear Now

photo of kardashian eyewear pictures So, bearing in mind that I *am* a glasses-wearer (I just prefer them to contacts, because I wore contacts for such a long time that I finally got sick of them and the hassle that they were, as unbelievable as that sounds to some die-hard contacts wearers), try to remember this when I say how stupid Kim Kardashian looks in glasses. She looks flat-out dumb. Like, her face is just way too fancy and done up for something as simple and grounded as glasses (and I don't mean the part about her face b...

Adam Yauch’s Will Kicks Crack

photo of adam yauch pictures microphone pic And I say it "kicks crack," because I'm not all that sure I can write "ass" up there in the headline, for all the world (including my advertisers and your boss) to see. So it remains, "kicks crack," which, the more I type, becomes more and more attractive to my ever-growing book of nonsense phrases. Anyway, if you're reading this, that means you're probably all interested in what was in the Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch's final will and testament, and that's a good thing. Because even in death, Adam Yauc...

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photo of brad pitt and angelina married pictures Matt Bomer is just too gay, guys. [The Superficial] What the hell is happening to Jean Claude Van Damme? [Lainey Gossip] Bitches be fighting on Twitter. Classy, classy "celebrities." [Bossip] Jordin Sparks Photoshopped to oblivion. [Starpulse] Jennifer Lawrence shows off the cleave. [Cele|bitchy] 50 Cent mocks Snoop. [Huff Po] 5 Reasons You're Going to Love 'Gallery Girls'. [The Frisky] This is Kim Kardashian's not-at-all fake ass. [Yeeeah] The worst (recent) celebrity pl...

Rihanna’s About to Go Public With Chris Brown, I Guess

photo of rihanna and chris brown dating again secret pictures Is anyone really surprised by this? Because I'm not. These two have been going at it in private, probably since the approximate time that Rihanna's black eye swelling went down, and the stories having only been amping up and up in the previous months. From Entertainmentwise: The pair are rumoured to have hooked up while both were in the South of France recently and although Chris still has a girlfriend, Vietnamese model Karrueche Tran decided during the meeting to “give things a go”. "Rih...

Guess the Celebrity Offspring!

photo of francesca eastwood pictures This chick has had some much better-looking days (like all of us), and though her father's Hollywood royalty and her boyfriend's an up-and-coming photographer, it's refreshing to see that sometimes you just don't give a f-ck anymore than anyone else even if you are way famous by association and some other stuff, too. Jump in to find out who this chick's super-famous father is (and of course, by virtue, who she is, too)! Read More...

Oh Look, I Found Some “Private” Kardashian Family Vacation Photos

photo of kim kardashian private family photos pictures I'm sorry, did you really think I meant private? Because I really meant "private," much like I said. Because this is as private as the Kardashians get. Ol' Kim girl, or as we're quickly coming to know and just love her, The Perfect Bitch, decided it would be a super idea to go ahead and post these pictures to her Twitter account, more or less claiming that the photos weren't staged and caught her family in a true and accurate light. As for me, I think the only thing that it shows is that her famil...

Love It or Leave It: Kelly Clarkson’s Rendition of ‘Don’t Speak’

So she pulled it off. I mean, of course she did. Kelly Clarkson's a mega-talented singer. She's got pipes. But 'Don't Speak'? Hm. I don't know, guys. Sometimes there are just songs that you don't touch. And while I realize that 'Don't Speak' is definitely a contemporary song that hasn't yet secured its place in "Songs You Don't Touch if You're Smart," but I think it's on its way there, even if it's not my most favorite song in the world, mind you. What do you guys think of Kelly's take on one of No Doubt's classic hits?
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/> So she pulled it off. I mean, of course she did. Kelly Clarkson's a mega-talented singer. She's got pipes. But 'Don't Speak'? Hm. I don't know, guys. Sometimes there are just songs that you don't touch. And while I realize that 'Don't Speak' is definitely a contemporary song that hasn't yet secured its place in "Songs You Don't Touch if You're Smart," but I think it's on its way there, even if it's not my most favorite song in the world, mind you. What do you guys think of Kelly's take on...

Mia Wasikowska Looks Amazing for British Vogue

photo of mia wasikowska vogue uk pictures Why don't we talk about Mia Wasikowska much around here? Good question. The answer to that is, simply, "I have no idea." She was frankly wonderful in Alice in Wonderland, and I've heard nothing but good things about the rest of her performance projects (Jane Eyre, Albert Nobbs, Madame Bovary), so I guess we should probably bone up on our Mia-love, because this chick's apparently going places, and at the ripe young age of twenty-two, too. Also? In the gallery photo labeled 'Mia 4', she looks...

Miranda Kerr Goes Nude Again for Harper’s Bazaar

photo of miranda kerr nudes pictures photos I know some of us (ahem, me) around here don't generally think a whole lot of Miranda Kerr, but one thing's for certain: we do---and I repeat, do---like her nudes. Yup. Miranda's gone and done the nude thing for this month's Harper's Bazaar, and if you really, really think we should include some content along with the nakey pictures, then fiiiine. Here's part of her interview, but I warn you---it's definitely the more self-righteous, obnoxious parts, and I hope they counter this woman's glorious body ...

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photo of jennifer aniston pictures The Golddigger Mecca. [The Superficial] Good Morning, Ryan Lochte. [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Aniston: the new breakup rumors. [Starpulse] Liberty Ross wearing a giant crucifix to keep Kristen Stewart and the other vampires away. [Cele|bitchy] Mel Gibson dines with billionaire chicks. [TMZ] Important things from 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'. [The Frisky] Kate Upton got naked for you. [Socialite Life] Matthew Mitcham will dive naked if he gets a gold. [OMGBlog] Doutzen Kroes unretouched photos - check 'em out while they're still here. [Yeeeah] Prince Harry is an ...

Mulder & Scully Are Living Together and DOING IT

photo of gillian anderson and david duchovny pictures From exclusive sources at Celebrity Dirty Laundry: ... A source exclusively told CDL that David and Gillian have been in a serious relationship for some time now and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor. This is a long time coming for the pair whose chemistry on their hit show was always a source of tabloid conjecture. Gillian and David worked together from 1993 to 2002 and starred in the movie version in 2008. Although it seems every fan in the world wanted t...