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Will Kristen Stewart survive Robert Pattinson’s engagement?

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Now that Robert Pattinson is officially off the market and engaged to FKA Twigs, things must be really hard for his ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, right? I mean, it’s not like she’s super happy with her girlfriend and has been for like, at least a year! She’s probably crying herself to sleep at night thinking about how much she misses Ol’ Sparkles (I’m pretending that’s what she used to call him as a pet name since they met on the Twilight set).

Anyway, apparently other people have seriously been thinking KStew gives a shit since ~a source~ felt the need to publicly comment on it to basically confirm what anyone with a brain already knows.

“Kristen is doing fine, working and traveling, and she will survive Robert’s engagement,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She has her own life and has moved on.” 

“Kristen lives a much more low-key life now and seems happier,” the source added. “It was obvious that she was struggling with the media attention [during her relationship with Rob].” 

“She often acted frustrated and looked drained,” the source says. “Now she focuses on work, spends time with her friends and family.” 

Maybe she was frustrated and looked drained because RPattz had the wrong anatomy in his pants? Just a guess. I called KStew as a lady’s lady back when she was in Panic Room, and she was, what, 12 then? Some things just can’t be helped.

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Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are engaged, according to T-Pain

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Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs have been dating for a while now – and by “a while” I mean since about last summer, which is long by Hollywood standards. They’re really well suited, I think – and apparently they think so, as well, since they’ve decided to get engaged. WOO HOO!

They didn’t announce the news themselves or anything – we found out via T-Pain, who gave an interview to New York Mag’s Vulture and let it slip (and later nervously claimed it was an April Fool’s joke, despite the fact that the interview was given days, if not weeks, before April 1st…

Will FKA Twigs be on your new album?
Well, the first time we even met each other, we met in the studio. Her music’s changed a lot since then. But she’s on tour so much, and anytime I call her, she’s in a different place. And she’s engaged now, so that’s about to be a whole other thing. [Laughs.]

Wait, she’s engaged? That’s news to me.
Yeah, to ol’ Patty [Robert Pattinson]. I don’t know if she wanted anybody to know that …

Huh. I wouldn’t really be surprised if this was true. After all, Twigs and RPattz have been inseparable since they got together and they look good together. Will it last forever and is it worth walking down the aisle for? Eh, that’s not really for me to decide (but I’m cynical so I say probably not). Either way, I do like them as a couple, so congrats!

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Robert Pattinson’s Weird Hair: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Robert Pattinson, summoner of egos, decided to shave his head. But unlike what James Franco did, which was a straight-up shave off, this dude went about it a little differently, choosing to shave only the back leaving a puzzling little landing strip right on his damn head:

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He debuted it at the “the GO GO Gala” in Beverly Hills. He hasn’t explained it, and frankly, I think it needs some explaining. I mean, look at it.

I don’t know which among us is gonna vote for a “hells, yes!” on this look, but hey, more power to you. Personally, I’m saying this one is a HUGE, “God, no.” To quote one Facebook commenter (from PEOPLE’s Facebook page), “The back of his head looks like Hitler’s face.” Some other Facebook commenters chose instead to comment with a funny image, like these:

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I think those sum it up quite nicely.

But what do you think? Anyone out there ready to defend the ‘do?

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Kristen Stewart has a huge ego because of Robert Pattinson

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I’m not even sure where this story is coming from, since Kristen Stewart seems like one of the most nonchalant celebrities who really doesn’t give a shit about Hollywood or anything that comes with it, but whatever. Apparently she has a massive ego, and it’s all Robert Pattinson‘s fault.

The 24-year-old “Twilight” star, who recently declared that she was taking a break from acting to focus on art, doesn’t “even resemble the person that we knew from before she was with Rob [Pattinson],” a friend told Radar.

“She used to be a very low-key, cool girl,” the source said. “But her inflated ego has convinced her that even her childhood friends only want to hang out with her because of ‘who she is.’”

“It’s really sad, and her friends are literally dropping like flies,” the disgusted insider added.

LOL, okay? Apparently the proof for this is the fact that she said in a recent interview with USA Today that she’s going to take a bunch of time off and make art with her hands for a while soon. That’s pretentious and egotistical to some. Also, if she does feel that people are only interested in her for her money and fame, there’s probably a reason for that. It’s pretty standard in Hollywood, so… not seeing the issue here.

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Robert Pattinson got married in Vegas last year

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Yes, that’s a purposely misleading headline. Robert Pattinson wasn’t even in Las Vegas last year most likely, but a cardboard cutout of him was, and one hardcore Twilight fan decided she was so in love with it that she’d marry it, and that’s exactly what she did. Laura Adkins is 25 and batshit crazy, but she doesn’t seem to think so. Her marriage is made in heaven and she couldn’t be happier.

From The Mirror:

She says: “We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I’m sure we’re happier than most newlyweds. “People might think I’m crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I’ll get to the real thing and he’s the one for me.

“For as long as I can remember I’ve been ­obsessed with romantic fairytale endings.”When I was a child, I watched the Disney ­versions of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs and Cinderella until the tapes wore out.”

LOL, well, okay. Apparently when Twilight came out, Laura was feeling particularly disillusioned with dating since every guy she was with just disappointed her in some way. When she read the series, she became absolutely obsessed and was insistent that Edward Cullen – and by extension, Robert Pattinson – was the perfect man for her. Then she saw a 6 foot tall cardboard cut-out of him in a record shop and her world changed forever:

“Of course he was made from cardboard, but that didn’t matter to me. Suddenly I was taken over with an urge to have him.

“I grabbed his rigid torso and stuffed him under my arm before marching to the counter and handing over a $20 note.

“Then, cramming him into my car I headed back to my apartment where I ripped off his cellophane and stood him at the foot of my bed. For the rest of the night I couldn’t take my eyes off him.

“Then I started thinking – the guys I’d dated before had all been so hopeless, I might as well have been with a cardboard cut-out. So where was the shame in taking him out with me?”

HAHAHAHAH. But wait, it gets better! Laura started taking the cutout with her to restaurants and the movie theatre – anywhere, really. Her friends (yes, surprisingly she still had some left) thought she was nuts and one of them jokingly made the mistake of saying, “If you love him so much, why don’t you marry him?” So, uh… she did.

“I walked down the aisle in January in the white wedding dress I’ve always dreamt of. I held the reception at an art gallery and ordered champagne and a five-tier cake to share with my 50 guests.

“The day cost £2,000 but I didn’t care – I wanted to do it properly. We had our honeymoon in LA and I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together. I had to carry him, and we had to do it at night because he can’t be in the sun. But everyone makes sacrifices for the man they love, right?”

This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke. I refuse to believe that someone this mentally ill has not been sectioned and committed to a mental institution, where she so clearly belongs. Also, she doesn’t seem to know who she loves – Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire and can’t be in the sun, but Robert is a human (AND CARDBOARD ISN’T REAL) so… what gives? I don’t think I should think about this anymore or my brain will explode.
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Robert Pattinson’s sister auditioned for ‘The X Factor’

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The X Factor is still going in the UK (and it’s actually addictively watchable, unlike the US version that thankfully got shut down) and since we just kicked off about two weeks ago, we’re still in the audition phase of the process. On last night’s episode, a girl named Lizzy Pattinson sang for the judges and was actually pretty good. She hasn’t got some big belting voice, but she does have a lovely tone and kind of reminds me of the wonderful (and really sweet) Lissie, so I was a fan. Turns out, Lizzy is actually Robert Pattinson‘s sister!

What do you think of Lizzy? She did get through to boot camp, but who knows if she’ll make it any further? Robert is a bit of a closet music maker himself, so it must run in the family.

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Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend is a bit unexpected

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I know we’ve seen some strange couples as of late, but who would have ever thought that Robert Pattinson would hook up with FKA Twigs? If you’re not familiar with FKA Twigs, she’s an amazing artist out of the UK who does a lot of trip hop (if I can describe it that way) and is all-around amazing. She’s also the person Katy Perry clearly stole her recent hairstyle inspiration from.

From US Weekly:

“Tahliah thinks he is unbelievably handsome,” the source adds of the 26-year-old London-based artist, adding that the new duo met through mutual friends.

Tahliah has been generating buzz as of late, having just released her first album, LP1, earlier this year. Critics have acknowledged the emerging artist who also serves as her own music producer and video director.

Another source close to Kristen Stewart’s ex tells Us, “It’s early [on] but they’re having fun.”

Pattinson and Tahliah, who bonded over their love for music, were spotted leaving Bowery Hotel eatery Gemma last week.

Well, RPattz has always been into his ~indie music~ so I suppose in that sense, this isn’t the craziest pairing ever. He’s just so mainstream (whether he likes it or not) and it’s a bit shocking to see him with someone who is still essentially an up-and-comer. I wonder how long this will last!

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