Sometimes on talk shows it seems as if celebrities aren’t quite sure what to say, so they start telling stories that never needed to be aired publicly. Such was the case with Jonah Hill, who hit up Jimmy Fallon‘s show on Thursday night and spun a yarn about that time Joe Pesci stuck his finger up Jonah’s ass. Oh yeah, fun times all around!
You don’t often hear about Joe Pesci these days (though I think of him fondly whenever I watch Home Alone), and I doubt this is the association he’d like you to make when his name is mentioned, but here we are. The general gist of the story was some advice Joe was giving Jonah about staying true to himself or not getting to big-headed – which, by the way, doesn’t seem to have sunk in as he’s apparently a bit of a jackass, but whatever.
Watch the interview below and then try to erase it from your memory altogether:
January 25, 2014 at 12:47 pm by Jennifer
The Academy just hosted their live stream at 5:38am PST and within 10 mins, all the excitement is now over and we know who our 2014 nominations are going to. I’ll stick with the categories covered on the live stream, but a full list is available on the Oscars website for the lesser-known (but equally important!) categories. These are in the order that they were announced during the broadcast.
Best Supporting Actor
Best Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins – Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle
Lupita Nyong’o – 12 Years
Julia Roberts – August: Osage County
June Squibb – Nebraska
Best Original Song
‘Alone Yet Not Alone’ – Alone Yet Not Alone
‘Happy’ – Dispicable Me 2
‘Let It Go’ – Frozen
‘The Moon Song’ – Her
‘Ordinary Love’ – Mandela
Best Adapted Screenplay
Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke – Before Midnight
Billy Ray – Captain Phillips
Steve Coogan – Philomena
John Ridley – 12 Years a Slave
Terrence Winter – The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Original Screenplay
Dallas Buyers Club
Best Animated Feature
Despicable Me 2
Ernest & Celestine
The Wind Rises
Best Documentary Feature
The Act of Killing
Cutie and the Boxer
20 Feet From Stardom
Best Foreign Language Film
The Broken Circle Breakdown
The Great Beauty
The Missing Picture
Dallas Buyers Club
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street
And there we have it. What do we think? No big surprises there, I don’t think. Who do we think will take the big awards? I think 12 Years a Slave has got Best Picture on lock, but anything could happen. The Oscars will be held on March 2nd, so there’s plenty of time to make your predictiongs.
January 16, 2014 at 6:04 am by Jennifer
This week, who will YOU slap with BEST, WORST, and WTF?
December 20, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
0Clint Eastwood’s Daughter Married Robin Thicke’s Manager Who Happens To Be Jonah Hill’s Drama-tastic Brother
Clint Eastwood’s marriage may have just ended, but his daughter’s is just beginning. TMZ got the scoop that Francesca Eastwood married Robin Thicke‘s manager, Jordan Feldstein, who happens to be Jonah Hill‘s brother.
Here are some more details:
Our sources say vows were said at the Simple Wedding Chapel … a quickie marriage spot that offers Elvis witnesses.
But the marriage is shrouded in mystery! Francesca was out in Hollywood Thursday night and she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring.
Good luck for each of them, marrying into those families.
Jordan also manages the “sexiest man alive.”
However, Jordan appears to be the least sexy man alive after his angry ex girlfriend sent some unflattering photos of him to The Dirty. Apparently, Hill has been trying really hard to get Dirty founder Nik Richie to take them down, because Richie posted on the site,
Jonah Hill, I DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY!!! Stop blowing up my phone and acting desperate. You and your Hollywood friends/lawyers mean nothing to me. This post is NOT coming down. End of story. I suggest Adam Levine and Robin Thicke have an intervention with your brother. Take your $500k and donate it to abused women shelters.
November 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
This is probably my favourite story of the day because it’s hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely… Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell – what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn’t welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he’s an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He’s getting clean! Angelina, noooooo!
From The Sun:
The actor’s missus has banned him from inviting some of his heavier-drinking pals to the bash.
Angelina has given strict instructions for JONAH HILL, QUENTIN TARANTINO and PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN to be left off the list of invitations in case they get too leathered.
She has also warned that his best friend GEORGE CLOONEY needs to control his wine intake at the nuptials.
A source said: “Angelina wants the whole affair to be very civilised and is concerned about the habits of some of Brad’s more raucous friends.
“She thinks that if Jonah and Quentin come, they’ll hit the bar early on and cause a commotion.”
Brad’s pals aren’t the only problem being ironed out before their big day – the couple are also disagreeing over who should be best man.
Angelina is keen for her brother James to have the gig, while Brad thinks his brother Doug should take on the role.
Either way, they should definitely hold back on any Dutch courage before the wedding starts.
First of all, no one tells the Silver Fox to control his wine intake. Second of all, this story is so great because it’s so regular. I love the idea of Angelina giving Brad a hard time about the wedding guests. Ugh, God help me, I’m totally starting to love Brangelina. :(
June 25, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
OK, so I’m not going to lie: I watched at least half of this trailer trying to decide whether or not I this movie was complete and utter bullshit, or if this movie actually had some hidden genius somewhere. Want to know how it all ends? I’ll give you a hint: it’s the first thing. The “complete and utter bullshit” option, and while it’s chock-full of big name celebrities like Jonah Hill, Emma Watson, James Franco, and Seth Rogen, among others, it’s *also* an self-indulgent piece of dreck that isn’t worth the three minutes and eleven seconds of its red band trailer. Also in the film is Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Michael Cera, Mindy Kaling, and Rihanna.
Hey, also, is Jay Baruchel the worst actor that ever lived or what? For real—I’m pretty sure his best work happened in ‘Are You Afraid of the Dark’.
Thoughts on ‘This is the End’? Am I being too hard on this wee wittow movie?
On another note, something that’s not at all dumb—well, OK, sort of dumb, but not dumb in the way that ‘This is the End’ is dumb—’Warm Bodies’. Hear of it? Here’s the trailer:
And here’s the first four minutes if you’re still interested: