3RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.

Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.

From US Weekly:

“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”

May 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm by Jennifer

0Rob Pattinson Drives His Crappy Truck Full Of Belongings Off Into The Sunset

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently really over, because the actor was photographed driving his crappy truck stuffed with all of his crappy possessions off into the rolling hills of Los Feliz. I’m sparing you with one photo; The Daily Mail posted 9. photos of the same effing truck, from slightly different angles and varying distances. Nine. How effing creepy and weird is that? To have someone photograph you doing the sad break-up move-out?

Although maybe there’s a different explanation for this. Maybe he’s just helping a friend with a yard sale. lolz.

Apparently the couple discovered they “grew apart” and that’s what ended it, but it really all depends on who you ask. Some say they’re not completely broken up. For example, The Daily Mail says they’re trying something out where they’re allowed to see other people, while TMZ is insisting that Kristen Stewart is actually a hologram. So the whole thing is really very confusing. Kind of like Beyoncé’s “pregnancy.” Then again, maybe this is all Katy Perry’s fault???

Expect Rob to buy a bar soon. Trust me.

May 21, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

1RPattz and KStew “Grew Apart” In the Span of 10 Days

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits again, and while many might think that the crack in their relationship appeared when KStew let Rupert Sanders go down on her in an “empty” (save for the paps) parking lot last year, you’re wrong. They were all fine and well! Relationships can totally survive cheating and not be completely destructive after that! Everything was going great, according to People, until Rob returned to LA from New York on May 8, when Kristen and Rob’s usual moodiness took on a darker tone and they “grew apart“. Well, okay.

The exes, who were inseparable just weeks ago, grew distant since Pattinson returned from New York to Los Angeles on May 8.

“They again went from spending every second together, to spending more time apart at their separate houses,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Kristen has been in a terrible mood, and it was obvious that things were not great with Rob.”

A major sign pointing to the demise of their romance was the absence of Stewart, 23, on May 13, the date of Pattinson’s 27th birthday.

“It was very strange that they didn’t celebrate Rob’s birthday together,” the source says. “He had friends over at his house, but Kristen was not part of the celebration. For the past few days, they have not spent any time together.”

Reacting the same as when they last split after Stewart’s fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the source says the actress once again “[hasn't left] her house for days, but [has] surrounded herself with friends 24/7.”

LOL, I mean, whatever and all. They’ll end up back together soon enough after Rob has cried over a bottle of whisky and written some more emo songs and Kristen has smoked 20 bongs and launched a few more gay rumours. I kinda root for these two, despite the fact that Kristen cheated which is the more reprehensible behaviour in a relationship and I know I could never forgive it myself.

On a side note, did you know that neither Netflix nor Hulu Plus has any of the Twilight movies up for streaming, but they do have a parody movie called Breaking Wind? Not that I’m speaking from experience of having searched for them earlier this weekend or anything.

May 20, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

2Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart May Have Broken Up Again

RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there’s nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma’s pearl ring can keep them together and they’ve decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it’s not forever.

From People:

As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.

But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.

The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.

Oh my God, how could this be happening? More importantly, will Nutty Madam issue a statement? One can hope so. Speaking of hopes, I’m not giving up on the OTP that is KStew/TNast.

May 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

10Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

51Is Kristen Stewart Racist?

Kristen Stewart is known for being boring as hell, but can we add casual racist to her list of unappealing qualities? I’m not buying what Blind Gossip is selling, but let’s take a look:

A small group of people was gathered for a private party. When a song by a popular black artist (now deceased) came on, [Stewart] went on a rant.

“OMG! Seriously? Seriously?! What the f*ck is this? I don’t want to listen to this disgusting ghetto music! Change it now!”

This event occurred in a hotel room. Someone put on a song by the late Tupac Shakur, and Kristen made the unfortunate “ghetto” comment. There were a few people in the room who weren’t as pale as Kristen (is anyone?), and they found the remark offensive. Nobody challenged her on it. They just changed the music and commented on it when she left the room.

It sounds to me like she’s an idiot who is unfamiliar with the sounds of Tupac. She probably only knows him as a hologram. However, Blind Gossip isn’t letting it go there. They’re pressing their “Kristen Stewart Is Racist” theory:

That comment might just be a footnote if it wasn’t for another recent event that touches on the same topic.

Kristen Stewart recently dropped out as the lead on a film when the male lead was changed from Ben Affleck to Will Smith. From Vulture:

Ben Affleck got too busy to do the con artist romance Focus with Kristen Stewart. Now Will Smith is assuming the Affleck role, but “Stewart fell off with the feeling that the age difference between the two would be too large a gap,” Variety reports. (Smith is 44; Affleck is 40. Stewart is 23.)

By the way, Rupert Sanders, the director with whom Stewart had an affair, is 42. So, yes, the age excuse sounded flimsy. Perhaps is was just a chemistry thing, or she changed her mind about the role.

In any case, Stewart needs to tread carefully if she wants to avoid even the appearance of insensitivity to minorities in the future. In fact, if the chatter on this one doesn’t die down soon, you can expect that she will be pushed into a project with a black costar.

I agree with the “age excuse is flimsy” part. It’s like when Bradley Cooper said he wouldn’t date Jennifer Lawrence because she’s young enough to be his daughter, and then goes and dates someone who can’t legally drink in America. Something’s going on there, but maybe she just thinks Will Smith is a douche. Making a stupid comment about rap and not wanting to work with Will Smith isn’t enough to brand someone racist.

If this story became a big thing though, it certainly wouldn’t help her, as she’s already very much hated.

May 6, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives