Today's Evil Beet Gossip

UPDATED: Mayim Bialik Suffers Serious Injuries in a Car Accident

photo of mayim bialik car accident pictures From TMZ: Mayim Bialik sustained serious injuries in a car accident in Los Angeles this afternoon ... and sources tell us the "Big Bang Theory" actress is in danger of losing her finger. It all went down on the corner of Hollywood Blvd. and La Brea around noon ... sources tell us the former "Blossom" actress was traveling alone in a white Volvo which was struck in the intersection by another vehicle filled with tourists from Chile. We're told emergency responders raced to the scene. One ...

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Might Go to Jail

photo of joe simpson pictures From TMZ: Joe Simpson -- Jessica Simpson's dad -- has been charged with 2 counts of DUI stemming from an August 4th arrest ... TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story ... Simpson was popped at a DUI checkpoint in Sherman Oaks, CA earlier this month ... and blew .12 on the breathalyzer test. Now, we've learned ... the L.A. City Attorney has filed 2 misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence against Papa Joe ... which carry a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail. If convicted ...

Jessica Biel Did Another Interview About Justin Timberlake Because She’s Way Independent

photo of jessica biel and justin timberlake pictures That is how it works, right? I mean, the more you talk about being secure and independent, and chalk prior relationship woes up to one-sided learning experiences, the more stable and appealing you are, correct? Because that's what I've been getting from Jessica Biel for all of these post-engagement months' worth of interviews about Justin Timberlake and this epic soon-to-be fairytale wedding. From the UK's Hello!, Jessica Biel on being engaged for a long, long time: “I enjoy being engaged. It’s kind of an amazing time in anyone’s l...

Rihanna’s Infatuated With Beyonce Now

photo of rihanna pictures and beyonce pictures Oh, you haven't heard? Yeah, because apparently Beyonce's the goddess-est of all women in the world, and Rihanna's not afraid to let the world know, too. Rihanna posted this to her Twitter account earlier: And this picture of Beyonce followed: And I'm honestly not sure whether or not this is a joke, and for two reasons: one, yeah, B's absolutely gorgeous---probably in the top ten or fifteen famous ladies as far as physical hotness, but this picture? This picture, despite Beyonce's heaving cl...

Miley’s Addicted to Hair-TwitPics Now

photo of miley cyrus hair twit pictures photos ... But she might not be so addicted to her hair itself. You guys know how Miley's been all, "OMG I JUST LOVE MY HAIR" since she chopped it off, and for good reason---I personally think it looks great. However, I also personally think that Miley's protesting a little too much these days, because all of her Tweets have been along the lines of how much she loves her hair and how, if you don't have anything nice to say, you should say nothing at all. It's been like this for days, no joke. Here's a few of her TwitPics as of recent, ...

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photo of rihanna pictures photos What celebrity fell off a mountain trying to find Noah's Ark? [The Superficial] Total Recall stars do the red carpet. [I'm Not Obsessed] Jennifer Lopez wants you to know how well-adjusted her man-child is. [Amy Grindhouse] Glee is covering 'Call Me Maybe'. [Popbytes] Jennifer Aniston's ring is massive, of course. [Cele|bitchy] People still think Hilary Duff is fat. [IDLYITW] The Ryan Gosling coloring book. [Socialite Life] Helena Bonham Carter in Great Expectations. [Huff Po] Tim Tebow does GQ - hot or not? [Hollywood PQ] The inside of Taylor Swif...

Quotables: Robert Pattinson’s Good Morning America Appearance

photo robert pattinson pictures photos good morning america "[My fans] seem pretty excited about ... kind of whatever. Um, I'd like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just 130 calories [a serving!]. Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth is irrelevant. ... You go into [show business] to do movies. I'm never been interested in trying to sell my personal life. The reason why yo go onto TV is to promote movies. f you start getting used to it, then you become crazy. But, uh, it's nice. It's like being on the craziest theme park ride. T...

Was Robert Pattinson “Wallowing in Misery”? No, Because That’s “Weird”

According to him, in a word, 'no'. Or, if you liked the Jon Stewart show's Robert Pattinson, a fitful of giggles. No, I don't think Robert Pattinson's been wallowing in anything other than maybe sympathy p-ssy, and especially not misery. HLN's 'Showbiz Tonight', Robert was peppered with questions about his alleged breakup with Kristen Stewart, citing that all of the rumors are "weird," but neither affirming or negating whether or not these two knuckleheads have, indeed, broken up. Rob said, "Since the first 'Twilight' you enter this kind of realm where … you get stuff reported about you, and it’s weird.” Well, no, now, I don't necessarily know that it's "weird," but it's definitely, definitely intriguing. Like, tomorrow's interview with 'Good Morning America'? Can you imagine just how giggly and weird that's going to be? God how I love this man. /> According to him, in a word, 'no'. Or, if you liked the Jon Stewart show's Robert Pattinson, a fitful of giggles. No, I don't think Robert Pattinson's been wallowing in anything other than maybe sympathy p-ssy, and especially not misery. HLN's 'Showbiz Tonight', Robert was peppered with questions about his alleged breakup with Kristen Stewart, citing that all of the rumors are "weird," but neither affirming or negating whether or not these two knuckleheads have, indeed, broken up. Rob said,...

Posh Spice Didn’t Want to Reunite With the Spice Girls … Even for the Olympics

photo of the spice girls performing at the olympics pictures And sources are saying that she's the only one who didn't want a Spice Girls reunion to happen, because she was too busy with her busy, busy life, and supposedly didn't even have time to hit up the London Olympics, let alone perform at them. From Radar Online: The Spice Girls were prepared to perform without fellow band member, Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony for the London Olympics, because David Beckham’s wife had told the group she was just too busy with her fashion label...

So Remember How Chad Ochocinco Headbutted His Wife?

photo of chad ochocinco and evelyn lozada pictures Well now, she wants a divorce. Whee! It's been confirmed that Evelyn Lozada, Chad Ochocinco's estranged (and now soon-to-be-ex) wife has filed for divorce, citing ... well, I guess "headbutting" would be the official reason, but I'm sure it's probably something way more demure like "irreconcilable differences" or something. A day late and a dollar short, company PornHub sent me a message earlier this morning claiming that they sent an official letter to Chad and Evelyn in an effort to entice them into fi...

RIP Horshack: Ron Palillo Dies at 63

photo of horshack pictures photos From TMZ: Ron Palillo -- the actor who played Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter" -- died this morning at his home near Palm Beach, FL from an apparent heart attack ... this according to someone close to the actor. We're told Palillo was found by his partner of many years Joseph Gramm around 4:00 AM. Gramm called an ambulance and Palillo was rushed to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead. We're told the heart attack was very unexpected. Palillo was 63. According to one of Palillo'...

Vanessa Paradis Can Spit Water Through Her Teeth, You Know

photo of vanessa paradis harper's bazaar pictures So I completely take back any potentially-foul thing I may have ever said about Vanessa Paradis, because she completely killed any ill feelings I've maybe ever had about her in one fell swoop---and namely, because of this Harper's Bazaar interview that I've gone and inserted the better bits and pieces of into this post. I talked a little bit about Vanessa's interview spree over the weekend, when we discussed how she finally opened up about Johnny Depp and their split in Elle, and pretty much s...