Lea Michele is a hot ass mess, and not in a good way. She’s continuing to exploit the death of boyfriend and Glee co-star Cory Monteith to launch her own pop career. Hell, she’s even ATTEMPTING a pop career full stop. That should tell you the case of the Special Snowflakes this girl has right there.
As part of her Tour of Terror, she’s over in the UK promoting her solo album and appeared on Daybreak, where she revealed that she plans to have “a billion” kids (via DS):
Of having kids, Michele commented: “Of course – I’m going to have like a billion of them! But mainly because I always hated being an only child, I always wished I had more siblings!”
Asked whether late boyfriend and co-star Cory Monteith liked her new album Louder, Michele said: “Of course! This album was completed in June, so for such a long time I would just play it for my close friends and family, I can’t believe that now the whole world is getting to hear it – it’s pretty unbelievable.”
Also, the “whole world” isn’t going to hear that album, girl. Some of us are intentionally avoiding it, just FYI…
March 19, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week’s best and worst celeb looks. Now let’s take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As always, mine are at the bottom.
March 7, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Y’all know I temporarily suspended my extreme disdain towards my arch enemy, Lea Michele, for a while after Cory Monteith‘s tragic death. I can’t help it – I’m a bit of a romantic and don’t know what I would have done with myself in her position, and I felt bad. However, now that she’s using it to launch her solo pop career (which will NEVER HAPPEN), she’s fair game again… especially when she’s being obnoxious.
She’s on the cover of the new issue of Glamour, and in the accompanying interview, she waxes poetic about how she and Cory used to talk about their futures together – more particularly, how they would get old and everyone around them would get fat but they would stay skinny. You know, that old romantic talk.
“We talked about a lot of things. We talked about children and what we would look like when we grew old and who would be fat and how we would stay thin. We talked about where we wanted to go and what we wanted to do. We were done. We were it. When you’re at that place in your life with someone, you talk about everything. But today I feel like I was given the best part of Cory and I’m thankful for that.”
Well, isn’t that special?
I mean, look – it sucks (and that’s putting it VERY mildly) to lose someone you love, especially someone you planned to spend the rest of your life with, even if that wasn’t going to end up happening. I’m not saying she shouldn’t talk about him – of course she should. But of all the memories you could share, you choose to share a discussion about how everyone around you would get fat but the two of you – special snowflakes that you are – would be skinny? Sorry, my eyes are rolling so far back into my head that I can’t see the keyboard.
March 1, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Lea Michele is really, really trying to make her sexy popstar career happen, and it’s really, really NOT happening. Her latest ploy for attention comes in the form of a Terry Richardson shoot in which she dons a cut-out bodysuit and pulls it down all sultry-like in an effort to convince you that she’s seriously hot.
Listen, Lea is a beautiful girl and we all like to feel pretty and all of that, but girl… no. Just stop immediately. The above shoot doesn’t say “sexy, classy Hollywood starlet”, it says “broke college girl who answered an ad on Craigslist for an easy $100″, right?
Here’s a bit of her accompanying interview, which really seals the deal on why I can’t stand this chick:
“My friends call me Grandma, but, like, Grandma’s killing it right now. I’m pretty sure Grandma nailed it in a half-naked Terry Richardson shoot, okay?” Michele says in the accompanying interview with Mary H.K. Choi. “So I’m fine with it. I just do my thing. I do what’s best for me. That’s it.”
February 25, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
January 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
Following up her debut single, ‘Cannonball’, Lea Michele has brought out the second cut from her first album, Louder, and this one is called… ‘Battlefield’. What’s up with the war themes, girl? This one is a tinkly piano ballad that does absolutely nothing at all for her or for my ears, but whatever, YMMV. Have a listen:
Lea is pretty excited about it and promo’d it on Twitter on Friday, but I’m just not so sure. I think she’s an amazing singer and Broadway actress, but the whole pop star thing is just not for her. And that’s okay! But let’s just leave this whole solo career alone, shall we?
"Eye to eye we face our fears unarmed on the battlefield…" pic.twitter.com/VIVouzZ7Lg
— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) December 27, 2013