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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — 1st Week of July

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Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course.

Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let’s celebrate by looking at photos of celebs’ best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone!


Rihanna in a bikini, fishnet skirt thing, stomach chain, hoop earrings, cat eye sunglasses, and giant gold pendant necklace with a word I can’t read. When did she get this tacky?

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Scott Disick, hosting the ‘Hamptons In The Desert Party’ at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub in Las Vegas. What the f-ck is that in his pocket, a NuvaRing?


Iggy Azalea leaving G.A.Y. (nightclub) in London. She looks fantastic, but the dress is a weird length.

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Gwen Stefani in denim on denim. Eeehhhhhhhewwwwwehhh.

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New Kids On The Block on The Today Show. (L-R) Danny Wood, Jordan Knight, Donnie Wahlberg, Joey McIntyre and Jonathan Knight. This is bad, guys. Guys this is a bad look for you. Come on, guys.

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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy in Rome. They look like douchebags. Attractive ones though!

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Britney Spears with boyfriend David Lucado in Thousand Oaks. Yeah, Thousand Oaks is the only place where these outfits would be acceptable. What the hell is this?

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And finally, we have Reese “American Soil” Witherspoon being photobombed by some dude. She looks great. He looks fabulous.

BEST: Courtney Stodden, obviously.

WORST: Britney and boyfriend.

8 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Why pick on Thousand Oaks? What does that have to do with those awful July outfits?

  • I just feel dirty watching the transformation of Courtney Stodden. I mean, who advocates for her when her parents are the ones pimping her out? She’s a child, even if she is married. At eighteen I thought I knew it all, when in reality, I didn’t know my ass from a hole in the ground.

    Despite the obvious fashion fail of a jumper, I can’t wear those things without sporting a coochie cutter.

    I think that outline is Scott’s cheatin’ condom.

  • MY GAWD court’s fake tatas look disgusting. and thousand oaks DOES suck schwetty balls. rich white delusional twats everywhere…

  • I would like to know just WHAT is Courtney Stodden trying to accomplish? What does she want to happen? I know it must be somewhere is the “whore” category, but the specifics seem vague.

  • She is a little hotter than “Tan Mom” – but we will have to check back in 20 years…..

  • Oh ouch — those boobs are horrible! I agree with the above comments – who is advising this child? She has become a joke already (okay perhaps she was a joke from the beginning) – but now she is a pathetic joke. Sad. so sad.

  • Can’t say I noticed that about Thousand Oaks, polka pants. I have clearly missed any schwetty balls. I will pay closer attention next time.