Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have made it this far together, despite the fact that she clearly hates him and he has an on-and-off alcohol and anger issue and walks around begging Kourtney for sex all the time, only to get turned down nine times out of ten. At least that’s what I’ve seen from the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes I’ve watched.
They’ve taken several breaks over the years, but they always end up back together. Kourtney will never marry him, but does that mean that they’re following in Khlomar’s footsteps and ending their relationship for good? The media says yes, but Kourtney says no.
From E! News (of course):
The E! star and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick are doing just fine and there is no truth to rumors that they’re having relationship trouble, Kourtney’s rep confirms to E! News.
She also slams a report that Scott recently moved into a hotel as ridiculous.
All certainly has seemed quite normal between Mason and Penelope’s mom and dad, with Kourtney and Scott having been photographed together multiple times this week, including during a dinner date on Saturday when Kourt held cozily onto her guy’s arm as they made their way out of the restaurant.
LOL, okay. I don’t think these two will ever break up, to be honest. Scott seems to be a bit of a masochist and Kourtney hates the world too much to ever look for anyone else, so I think they’re safe.
December 20, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Mason Disick, the son of Kourtney Kardashian and money-as-toilet-paper user Scott Disick, is used to being the star of the clan, and he’s not too happy now that Kim and Kanye‘s daughter North has been born, because she’s hogging all the attention!
“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention,” Kourtney said. “I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t like me anymore?’ She feels like he … is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn’t know how to handle it. He’s like, ’Why don’t you like me anymore?’ ’cause he sees her with the baby.”
In hopes of alleviating the situation, Kourtney confesses she’s been lathering on the attention for her oldest child.
“I give him so much attention, and he gets so much attention from everyone else that I’m like I don’t even know,” she said.
Kids do get jealous like that, of course, so it’s natural what’s he’s going through, I suppose. I’m surprised he’s not more jealous of Penelope, who’s his own sister, but whatever. Mason is still the cutest, most stylish Kardsahian, hands down (yes, even though he’s not technically a Kardashian).
September 19, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Stacks of hundred dollar bills and a Birkin bag…
…and designer watches.
Then, in the tackiest tacky that ever tackied, he took a wad of those, and presented them as toilet paper.
His fans reactions include, “HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU”, “Lol!”, and “I hope you get an infection for rubbing that on your crack”.
There’s comments from fans that he’s doing this as satire and making fun of the account @itslavishbitch. Come on, now. Yes, I’m sure he’s not actually using that roll of money to wipe his ass (although I bet he did it with one $100 bill just to see what it felt like) but it is still a 100% douchey thing to do. Also he’s posted photos before flaunting his wealth so I don’t buy (no pun intended) this excuse.
Even if he was doing this as satire, it doesn’t work. It would be totally different if an actual comedian was doing this to poke fun at the ridiculous instagram account but even then it would have to be well done. All of these photos are incredibly douchey solely because they are coming from Scott Disick. If you’re incredibly rich and you’re making fun of the incredibly rich, you’d better be incredibly clever and incredibly well-liked.
But I’m sure some of y’all are gonna disagree with me. I’d love to hear your reasoning on this one.
September 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course.
Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let’s celebrate by looking at photos of celebs’ best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone!
July 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Because we all know that it’s not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There’s a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn’t there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don’t they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There’s not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she’s still married to her last one. Can you even imagine?
I guess the only other interesting thing is how much people care about these cards every year. When I was trying to find the best version of this photo, I found dozens and dozens of other blogs and news sites that already got the tip last night, and I don’t get it. And you know I’m not trying to do a big “why do people care about celebrities?” thing, or even a “why do people care about the Kardashians?” thing. People care about them because it’s fun to gossip, duh. But I don’t get why people care so much about these Christmas cards specifically. Is it just so we can speculate about Kim’s love life? Or to see what Bruce Jenner‘s face is up to? Because I can understand that. But otherwise, what’s the appeal?
It’s not Kim’s stupid greased back hair, that’s for sure.
December 18, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
There’s really not a whole lot to say here. Scott Disick went out for an afternoon on the town a few days ago, he wore this coat, and I don’t think it would be right to keep this from you.
Ok, to be honest, I think this is kind of glorious. Scott Disick is a major douche canoe most of the time, but his style never fails to make me smile. There was an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York where he went to a super fancy men’s store, and they sold ascots and pocket squares and other more classic items, and he bought a cane that he took everywhere. It annoyed the hell out of Kourtney though, so it was a major storyline for an episode. Well, that and Kim’s crumbling marriage. But the point is that Scott has always been known for being a bit foppish with his fashion, but this … this is something else altogether. This is amazing. Or at least it would be if I thought that he was wearing it for fun and not to make a big douchey statement.
For another angle, here’s a picture that Kim posted on Instagram:
What do you think?