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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son this weekend

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We only found out a week ago that Kourtney Kardashian‘s third child with Scott Disick would be a boy, and now that little boy is here, because Kourtney gave birth this weekend!

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star and Scott Disick welcomed their third child, a boy, on Sunday, Dec. 14, PEOPLE confirms — the same day their son Mason Dash turned 5.

The new baby also joins big sister Penelope Scotland, 2.

No news on what this baby will be called, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet that it won’t be a K-name… thank God. I’m really glad that the Kardashian kids have broken Kris’ streak of awful kids names that all start with the same letter.

Also, side note, but I bet Mason is gonna be piiiiiissed that he’s gotta share his birthday with his brother. That’s his special day!

Mazel to these two and we look forward (I mean, I guess…) to finding out the name!

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Scott Disick won’t get drunk again until Kourtney gives birth

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Earlier this month, Scott Disick ended up in the hospital AGAIN with alcohol poisoning. He’s “totally fine”, of course, but considering Kourtney Kardashian is sitting at home growing his third child while he’s out partying, he’s decided to try and tone it down a little – at least until she pops the kid out.

From US Weekly:

“He stopped drinking cold turkey — and promised he won’t drink again until after Kourtney gives birth,” the source tells Us. “Scott knew he had hit rock bottom.”

The scary incident became a wake-up call for the 31-year-old, who is expecting baby No. 3 with Kardashian, 35, in December. The longtime couple are already parents to son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.

“[Kourtney] told him that was the last straw,” according to the insider.

Uh, how many last straws has this woman had? And how many times has Scott hit rock bottom? Again, I know addiction is a disease and it’s not as easy as just stopping, but if being faced with losing everything that apparently matters the most to you isn’t enough for you to get serious help and to make a concerted effort to stay on the straight and narrow by, I dunno, not going out drinking at clubs, then fuck that. Kourtney needs to cut the cord – it’s clear alcohol matters to him more than his family.

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Scott Disick, noted alcoholic, hospitalized for alcohol poisoning

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I mean, I don’t even have words for this dickhead. Scott Disick, a well-known alcoholic whose love of the bottle has nearly cost him his relationship, his kids and even his life on several occasions, has been hospitalized AGAIN for alcohol poisoning after going wild at a Hamptons night club. He’s apparently doing “fine” now, but here’s what happened…

From People:

According to the site, on June 22, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, spent the night drinking heavily at 1Oak nightclub in the Hamptons before entering Southampton Hospital, where he was diagnosed with alcohol poisoning.

All of this happened a day after longtime girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, who’s pregnant with the couple’s third child, hosted niece North West’s first birthday party back in Calabasas, California.

A source confirms the story to PEOPLE, adding that the reality star – dad to kids Mason, 4½, and Penelope, 2 – is now “doing great.”

Oh, fuck off. This idiot – like the rest of his “family” – has more money than he does sense. He knows he’s been in and out of treatment for alcoholism, knows he’s got a serious problem and how much it’s nearly cost him, and yet going out and drinking himself to the point of alcohol poisoning is a good idea? You’re not 21 anymore, bro. Your girlfriend is at home carrying your THIRD child and this is what you do? Sorry, I can’t hang with that bullshit.

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with Scott Disick’s third child

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Damn – for someone who doesn’t seem to give much of a shit about the father of his kids (or even having sex with him), Kourtney Kardashian does keep popping them out with Scott Disick, doesn’t she? Turns out, less than two years after giving birth to their daughter, Penelope (a few years after having their first son, Mason), she’s pregnant with the couple’s third child. Congrats, I guess?

“She is only a few months along,” one insider tells US of the third-time mom-to-be, 35, who nonetheless has a pregnancy glow already. Says a guest at the Trump SoHo hotel, where the star stayed after returning to New York City from sister Kim’s European wedding week in late May: “Kourtney looked really pretty. She had a nice flush on her cheeks.” (Another telltale sign? During a double date with Disick, sister Khloe, and rapper French Montana in NYC, Kardashian abstained from drinking wine and sipped ginger ale instead.)

“It was planned,” a source tells Us of the new addition, who will join older brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

I mean, I can’t hate on her for continuing to have kids or anything – she can afford to pay for them and obviously loves being a mom. Also, all we know of her relationship with Scott is what we see on TV, but I’ve just never felt like she’s in love with him or wants to be with him – not as much as he is with her, anyway. He seems more like a glorified sperm donor, and given his messy ways (alcoholism, constant partying, etc), I don’t know that he’s really into having more kids, either – he just wants to get Kourtney into bed as often as he can.

I don’t know why I’m having a deep thought about the fucking Kardashians of all things.  I haven’t had my coffee yet this morning. Anyway, carry on…

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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Also Headed for a Split?

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Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have made it this far together, despite the fact that she clearly hates him and he has an on-and-off alcohol and anger issue and walks around begging Kourtney for sex all the time, only to get turned down nine times out of ten. At least that’s what I’ve seen from the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes I’ve watched.

They’ve taken several breaks over the years, but they always end up back together. Kourtney will never marry him, but does that mean that they’re following in Khlomar’s footsteps and ending their relationship for good? The media says yes, but Kourtney says no.

From E! News (of course):

The E! star and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick are doing just fine and there is no truth to rumors that they’re having relationship trouble, Kourtney’s rep confirms to E! News.

She also slams a report that Scott recently moved into a hotel as ridiculous.

All certainly has seemed quite normal between Mason and Penelope’s mom and dad, with Kourtney and Scott having been photographed together multiple times this week, including during a dinner date on Saturday when Kourt held cozily onto her guy’s arm as they made their way out of the restaurant.

LOL, okay. I don’t think these two will ever break up, to be honest. Scott seems to be a bit of a masochist and Kourtney hates the world too much to ever look for anyone else, so I think they’re safe.

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Little Mason Disick Is Jealous of Cousin North West

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Mason Disick, the son of Kourtney Kardashian and money-as-toilet-paper user Scott Disick, is used to being the star of the clan, and he’s not too happy now that Kim and Kanye‘s daughter North has been born, because she’s hogging all the attention!

From People:

“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention,” Kourtney said. “I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t like me anymore?’ She feels like he … is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn’t know how to handle it.  He’s like, ’Why don’t you like me anymore?’ ’cause he sees her with the baby.”

In hopes of alleviating the situation, Kourtney confesses she’s been lathering on the attention for her oldest child.

“I give him so much attention, and he gets so much attention from everyone else that I’m like I don’t even know,” she said.

Kids do get jealous like that, of course, so it’s natural what’s he’s going through, I suppose. I’m surprised he’s not more jealous of Penelope, who’s his own sister, but whatever. Mason is still the cutest, most stylish Kardsahian, hands down (yes, even though he’s not technically a Kardashian).

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Scott Disick Posts Photos Of His Money And Uses It As Toilet Paper

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WHERE DO I BEGIN? Scott Disick took to Instagram to post photos of his money. Pure cash.

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Captioned “Just came out! 50cm hermes birkin covered in hundos”

Stacks of hundred dollar bills and a Birkin bag

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Captioned “Hello, peasant’s is that u? #fucku”

…and designer watches.

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Captioned with “Fuck! Can’t decide what watch to take”

Then, in the tackiest tacky that ever tackied, he took a wad of those, and presented them as toilet paper.

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Captioned “I know yall didn’t think I would actually use toilet paper!”

His fans reactions include, “HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU”, “Lol!”, and “I hope you get an infection for rubbing that on your crack”.

There’s comments from fans that he’s doing this as satire and making fun of the account @itslavishbitch. Come on, now. Yes, I’m sure he’s not actually using that roll of money to wipe his ass (although I bet he did it with one $100 bill just to see what it felt like) but it is still a 100% douchey thing to do. Also he’s posted photos before flaunting his wealth so I don’t buy (no pun intended) this excuse.

Even if he was doing this as satire, it doesn’t work. It would be totally different if an actual comedian was doing this to poke fun at the ridiculous instagram account but even then it would have to be well done. All of these photos are incredibly douchey solely because they are coming from Scott Disick. If you’re incredibly rich and you’re making fun of the incredibly rich, you’d better be incredibly clever and incredibly well-liked.

But I’m sure some of y’all are gonna disagree with me. I’d love to hear your reasoning on this one.

 

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