Jenny McCarthy is recently engaged to boyfriend Donnie Wahlberg – and also recently fired from The View, but that’s neither here nor there – but things weren’t always going so swimmingly in her life. Relationships were really not her forte before they met, and apparently she was masturbating to the point of burning the motors out of nearly 400 vibrators during her single days. Uh… TMI alert!
From The Howard Stern Show (via E! Online):
“I’ve been searching for the one—as you know, you were even helping me last time I was here trying to figure out people—so I went on a year of not dating, not f–king, doing nothing except being by myself,” the engaged celeb stated.
She continued, “Basically I wanted a year of…I was just by myself.”
However, Stern called her out when it came to being sexual, addressing that she must have at least dedicated some time for a little solo love—and he was right in assuming so. “I went through probably 400 vibrators,” McCarthy, who will be premiering her own SiriusXM show on Wednesday, said, but added, “No men. Its like the same movie, different actors. I realized I had to reset.”
Well, that’s… special. Obviously I know she was attempting to be humourous and that 400 is an extreme exaggeration (here’s hoping), but I just don’t think it’s necessary. I guess it’s good she found a real man instead of a plastic one. Here’s hoping she doesn’t wear his motor out too, “LOL”!
July 15, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
No one cared about their dating relationship or their engagement, so now Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are resorting to more drastic measures to get our attention: they’re claiming they might elope so as to guarantee a “small” wedding and less attention from the press. I see what you did there, guys! Reverse psychology!
From US Weekly:
“I’d like a small wedding,” Wahlberg told Us. “A perfect wedding for me would be Jenny, myself, and our three boys.” (This will be the second marriage for both stars. McCarthy, 41, was previously married to director John Mallory Asher, with whom she shares son Evan. Wahlberg, 44, shares two sons, Xavier and Elijah, with first wife Kim Fey.)
So does that mean they might elope? McCarthy simply smiled at her fiance and quipped, “We haven’t decided yet.” Laughing, the View co-host told Us that since getting engaged to Wahlberg last month, her wedding plans have gone back-and-forth.
“It depends on the day,” she said. If the two plan to have a formal ceremony, it will take place before 150 guests, including 6 or 7 groomsmen and bridesmaids on each side. “All of my bridesmaids are going to wear Pandora jewelry!” McCarthy dished.
“It would be this year or next year,” she added. “We like the idea of getting away on a vacation, but we also like the idea of keeping it local,” citing Boston (Wahlberg’s hometown) and Chicago (where McCarthy was raised) as potential options. Or, McCarthy joked, “find something in the middle, and force everyone to get there.”
“As long as she’s there, I’m there,” Wahlberg said.
Well, ain’t that sweet?
May 2, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Well, it looks like true love really does exist, because Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are getting married! Jenny announced the news on The View on Wednesday and Donnie himself even made an appearance to show off what a lovey dovey couple they are. Gag me.
Apparently Jenny’s 11-year-old son Evan helped Donnie with the surprise proposal, which is sweet. They don’t yet have a wedding date planned, but have considered August 2015. I wish I cared more (or at all), but alas…
Congrats to the happy couple, I suppose!
April 17, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Courtney Stodden is back from her Big Brother UK stint. Hooray! I know we’re all so happy!
We’re coming off of Emmy’s week, where celebs have already worn their best stuff and are now getting back to their regular celeb lives. Let’s take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of the week. Because sometimes you just want to look at photos of celebs and admire what they’re wearing or say shit about them.
This time I’m asking YOU: which look do you think is the best, worst, and most WTF?
Just had to show you Courtney’s full look. You’re welcome. Did she get more surgery while she was there?
September 29, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Stranger things have happened, I suppose, than Jenny McCarthy hooking up with Donnie Wahlberg – the lesser brother, naturally – but that’s exactly what’s happened. The pair are apparently having a lovely time dating each other and I suppose that’s fine because we all want someone to come home to… or something.
In a coupling you only thought possible in a nostalgic 1990s-era dream, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are dating, PEOPLE has learned – even if they are taking things Step by Step.
Steamy sparks flew between them in late March when New Kids on the Block and Blue Bloods star Wahlberg, 43, made an innuendo-filled appearance on her self-titled VH1 talk show.
The duo provocatively sucked on red lollipops while McCarthy, 40, asked “Do you talk dirty while you’re having sex?”
“I do,” he replied.
“You do – but some guys do it wrong,” she replied.
“Yeah, I don’t do it wrong,” he said seductively, as McCarthy looked as though she needed some air.
McCarthy referenced the red-hot appearance in a blog she posted in advance of the episode on Chicago Splash.
“Let’s just say we visually give 50 Shades of Grey a run for its money,” she writes. “It gets steamy. I mean like really steamy. Being turned on by a guy is always fun but to have it legitimately happen to you on TV is to be turned back into a 12-year-old. By the time we get into the groundbreaking interview, my face turns fifty shades of RED.”
I don’t understand any of this but to be honest, I’m kinda too tired to care. I forgot Donnie Wahlberg was even a thing. And Jenny McCarthy I only remember because she’s shilling for a hamburger joint now. Love comes from unexpected places, I guess.
July 14, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course.
Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let’s celebrate by looking at photos of celebs’ best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone!