A little over a month or so ago, Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea came out with a track called “Pretty Girls”, a bop they hoped would become the song of the summer. It’s catchy, sure, and the video is ridiculously hilarious to the point that it almost becomes kind of enjoyable in spite of it, but it never took off. No one’s blasting it from their cars as they drive around town, no one’s requesting it on the radio, and no one’s paying for it. The fault for that, says Iggy, is all on Britney.
Below are a bunch of her messy ass tweets about the song. Her basic argument is that she’s only “featured” so she has no power to do anything (despite the fact that people have proven her wrong by citing other collab songs where one artist has gone out to do promo work on it) and that she won’t “suck the woman’s asshole” (that’s Britney’s asshole, for the record) by not calling her out. Lord have mercy. Can’t anyone keep her off social media?
@rhuancesarr its difficult to send a song up the charts without additional promo and tv performances etc. unfortunately im just featured…
Aw, man! How could this happen?! It seemed like everything was going so well for Britney Spears and boyfriend Charlie Ebersol. They were so in love and having a great time… but apparently not, because now it seems as though they broke up and BritBrit is now single again! Nooooo!
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … Britney and Charlie — who had been dating for the past eight months — did not have a messy breakup. It kinda looked like it was because Brit deleted several pics of him from social media, but we’re told it was more that the relationship simply ran its course.
As TMZ first reported, when the pair got together — before their first date, even — Brit’s dad made Charlie sign a non-disclosure agreement … so don’t count on him spilling the beans on the relationship any time soon.
I mean, let’s be honest – I think we all knew that this wasn’t going to last forever. Unfortunately, given Britney’s level of fame and her previous issues (particularly the fact that her father still controls pretty much her entire life), I don’t think it’ll ever last with anyone. But that doesn’t mean I’m giving up. I want Britney to have her happy ending! DON’T GIVE UP ON LOVE, BRITBRIT!
You’ve got to hand it to Britney Spears. She managed to turn a modicum of talent and personality (that’s not shade – most of us aren’t fascinating) in to millions and millions of dollars. How many millions? Well, according to a new financial report, Brit’s worth an insane $45,982,505.75. Yes, that’s about $46 million. Whaaaat?
Of course, having all that money doesn’t really mean anything when it costs so much simply to keep up the whole charade of being Britney Spears: Entertainer. So exactly how much does she spend on random shit in a given year? Prepare to weep into your empty checking account, because it’s nuts. Here are some figures from 2014:
$49,383.35 on wardrobe
$19,791.69 on makeup & hair
$10,000 on Halloween & Christmas decorations
$24,720.95 on pet care
What is this world? $25,000 on pet care! How is that even possible?! Is she running a private zoo?! (Well, no, but apparently it did include 12 vet visits, leading me to ask: What the hell is she doing to her poor dogs?) Brit made $14 million in 2014 alone, so this isn’t really a big chunk of her fortune, but I’m sure at least $2-3 million of it had to go to agents, lawyers, accountants, etc.
Britney Spears is on a roll right now — she’s finally in a seemingly healthy and happy relationship, and her Vegas show is making bank. Unfortunately, Brit suffered a bit of bad luck — she injured herself when she fell down during a performance. Of course, there’s video of the accident. The fall happens toward the end of the video, around the 1:46 mark:
Such a shame, as she was basically done with her routine and was so close to having a smooth show. The fall doesn’t even really look that bad, but apparently it is. She had to cancel her shows for the weekend on the advice of her doctor. She let her fans know in this tweet:
Breaks my heart to share this news. After hurting my ankle last night my doctor has advised me not to perform this weekend #Heartbroken ????
Britney Spears and boyfriend Charlie Ebersol have been together for a few months now, and things are going well! They’re having hot sex all the time, he seems to like her kids and BritBrit is happy. What more can you ask for? Now Britney has opened up about the relationship for the first time in a cover feature for People, as you do.
When Britney Spears’s assistant first showed the singer a photo of her single friend, producer Charlie Ebersol, the superstar was immediately intrigued.
“I thought he was really adorable and she said he was good to people, so I went for it,” Spears tells PEOPLE in this week’s exclusive cover story.
Given the green light, Ebersol, 32, asked Spears, 33, what she’d like to do for their first date. “I said, ‘Cook for me!’ ” she says. “So he made fish, mushrooms, avocado with a dressing, and tomatoes and mozzarella. It was amazing.”
Charlie has kept up the romance lark this entire 6 months, and on her birthday they even made… waffles (???) on the floor.
“For my birthday, we made waffles on the floor, with candles, and he bought me a real beautiful cake and a beautiful gift that I have on the wall,” she says. “One of my favorite songs is ‘Thank U,’ by Alanis Morissette, and he put all the words to the song in a long frame. It was really thoughtful.”
Um, WHAT? ‘Thank U’ is one of her favourite songs? Hahahaha. I don’t even know why that cracks me up, but it totally does. Oh, BritBrit. Never change.
PS – Why does she look Photoshopped into that header image???
We only just finished one Super Bowl, but we’re already looking ahead to the 2016 game – or more particularly, the 2016 halftime show. Who will perform? Well, there’s one rumour that’s been floating around this week, and that’s this: Britney Spears may well headline the show. Oh man.
From The Daily Mail (so, you know, giant grain of salt):
According to the ever reliable Daily Mail Britney Spears has been tipped to perform in next year’s Super Bowl Half Time show taking place in San Francisco. ‘She’s ready to do something massive,’ according to sources and ‘She’s definitely doing a part in the Super Bowl halftime show next year. The details haven’t totally been worked out yet, but it will be huge.’
Britney Spears is in the middle of a hugely successful Las Vegas residency that has allegedly been extended until 2017. She is also currently said to be recording her 9th studio album set for release this year with an upcoming duet with Iggy Azalea.
Of course this isn’t the first time Spears has graced the Super Bowl stage. Many remember her iconic presence during the 2001 halftime show with Aerosmith, Nysnc, Nelly and Mary J Blige serving as her special guests.
Huh. I mean, I suppose it can happen – with all the pomp and circumstances, it would be easy enough to cover up the fact that she can’t carry a tune to save her life (I know Katy is no Celine Dion, but she can at least find the pitch and somewhat stay on it). Of course, this is PURE speculation at this point, so we don’t need to panic.
What would you think of a Britney Spears halftime show?
Britney Spearsstarted dating boyfriend Charlie Ebersollate last year and apparently things are going really well, as they do for the first six months or so. In fact, things are going so well mostly because all they do is have sex 24/7 – sex that’s so good, BritBrit apparently thinks it’s like performing five concerts back to back! A “source” went to far as to tell Radar Online that their relationship is “fueled by sex” and Charlie’s apparently the best she’s ever had.
“Britney says that Charlie is the most passionate man she has ever been with and she cannot believe she is this lucky,” a source close to the “Toxic” singer tells RadarOnline.com.
“She also says that their relationship is ‘fueled by sex’ and that ‘he absolutely rocks in bed,’” the insider reveals to Radar.
Spears, 33, recently launched The Intimate Britney Spears Lingerie Collection and “attributes maintaining her hot body to ‘marathon sex’ with Charlie,” the insider tells Radar. “She says that their love making is like performing five shows back-to-back.”
Normally I’d call bullshit because no one in their right mind would ever utter the sentence “He rocks in bed!” (even if it was true), but then I realized we are talking about Britney Spears here, so this is likely the real deal. Or the ultimate cover story, because I’ll be totally honest, when I first saw the pic of them together back in November, I thought she was just posing with her gay hairdresser :( :( :(
What do you think – are these two shagging day and night?