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Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read even more mean tweets

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I don’t really like Jimmy Kimmel – I don’t “get” what’s so funny about him and find him rather dull, most of the time. One of the few exceptions to this, however, is when he does his ‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ segment. Now that’s entertainment – though you could argue it’s not really his, since he doesn’t appear in the videos, but whatever.

The point is, we’re here with another installment of celebrities reading all the mean shit you guys say about them online, and they’re great. I particularly enjoy the tweet about Adam Sandler, but that’s just because I totally agree with it. Enjoy!

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Britney Spears posts selfie with new boyfriend Charlie Ebersol

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Britney Spears wasn’t going to waste too much time lying around in lingerie reading books on her own. Only a couple of months after splitting from her cheating, good for nothing ex, David Lucado, BritBrit has already got a new man in boyfriend Charlie Ebersol, and she’s keen to show him off!

I gotta be honest, when I first saw this picture, I thought she was just posing with her hairdresser or something (because admittedly, I don’t follow Britney news the way I should). They look so cute together, though! He looks put together and like a grown ass man, which is what Britney needs, obviously. Look at her cheesy grin! So cute!

Charlie is 31 and apparently a producer and writer. Dunno how they met or how romance bloomed, but let homegirl enjoy it for now.

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Mario Lopez Says He And Britney Spears Totally Did It

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Mario Lopez has a memoir out, titled Just Between Us (lol), and in it, he reveals that he had a one-night stand with a certain “mega pop star.” Us Weekly is saying that that “mega pop star” is indeed, Britney Spears. Want some details? Here you go:

According to Lopez, 41, the rendezvous occurred many years ago in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away,” the scribe told Ellen DeGeneres on Oct. 2. “It was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”

At the time of their hookup, both Spears and Lopez were single. The pop princess, 32, split from husband Kevin Federline in 2006, while Lopez was on a break with then-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff from 2006 to 2008. The ’90s teen heartthrob was several years out from his brief and failed marriage to model Ali Landry.

The Extra host also told DeGeneres that he and the newly revealed mystery lady still remain “friendly.” In December 2013, Lopez joined Spears onstage for the opening night of her Vegas residency, Britney: Piece of Me.

Oh good lord, I hate to sound like that whiney YouTube dude, but seriously, leave Britney alone! I don’t need to know this. I always thought Mario Lopez was a fairly harmless dude, but you know he’s totally the Us Weekly source who leaked this. I mean, who else would leak this except for someone trying to sell a book about their life?

And the Britney bombshell isn’t all he’s dropping. He’s also revealing in his book that he was never in love with ex-wife Ali Landry. Here’s what he wrote, via Us Weekly:

I had never addressed certain relationships, especially the truth and the handling of what happened in my first marriage.

I got inebriated and a little too friendly with a young lady. When it was time to return home, lightning hit me with the truth: I wasn’t in love. But I walked down the aisle [anyway].

Wow, this guy sounds like a total f-cking catch! I think Mario Lopez has permanently skeeved me out. Thanks, buddy. Ugh.

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Britney Spears got a haircut!

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Oh, snap! Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut. I wasn’t sure how I felt about this, but then I compared it to photos of her weird semi-wavy extensions and I’d say this is a definite upgrade. She looks sleek, chic and… vaguely constipated in the above photo, but I think it suits her!

BritBrit debuted the look while she was promoting her new line of lingerie in Germany – the day before it was the same old droopy locks. I guess this is supposed to make us feel like we’re invested in quality thongs when we buy her stuff, right? You don’t even need to be in a relationship to buy it! You can wear it to bed all by yourself, just like Britney herself.

What do you think of her new look?

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Britney’s Wedding Planner Gives Insider Info On KFed Wedding

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Britney Spears got married to Kevin Federline 10 years ago — feel old yet? They were married September 18, 2004, at the home of Britney’s wedding planner, Alyson Fox. Now she’s talking to Time magazine (I know, right?) about the experience and gives insider info on the whole weird wedding. Fun fact: this was Ms. Fox’s first and only celebrity wedding. It was also a surprise wedding. And originally, the venue wasn’t supposed to be her (Alyson Fox’s) house, but after the media figured out where the wedding would be they had to scramble and come up with a different location, which they did — in 10 days.

Here are some choice quotes:

TIME: Britney and Kevin Federline’s engagement was huge. Did you think that this would be one of the biggest weddings-
Alyson Fox: —of my career? Yes, I mean, she is Britney Spears. I first interviewed with Felicia, her assistant for years, and I didn’t know who I was meeting with, just that it was a VIP… I met Britney and her mom the next day and they all couldn’t be nicer. The sweetest. I mean they’re from the South. Britney’s so polite, she kept calling me Miss Alyson, and I was like, ‘Oh my God don’t do that; that makes me feel old.’

And then you met Kevin.
They were like any young couple. Very much in love, very touchy feely.

As for the surprise aspect, guests were invited to what they thought was an engagement party, but turned out to be a wedding. No one knew, not even Britney’s mom.

Remember KFed and Britney’s Juicy Couture tracksuits that said “MAIDS” and “PIMPS” on the back for the bridal party and groomsmen?

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Don’t worry, they didn’t actually get married in those. They changed into tuxedos. Fox says,

That’s what they left the house in. They were in tuxedos and gowns. Everybody made such a big deal about that, but that’s what Juicy did for every celebrity who got married. They’d send them the cute little tracksuits. I asked Britney and Kevin what they wanted printed on the back, and Britney said, “Maids! Maids will be cute!” And it was. It was cute! And he said “Pimps” which was adorable… People are closed-minded. It was a joke, it was for fun. It was Juicy tracksuits! 10 years ago people would have given anything for a Juicy tracksuit.

Yeah, I don’t know if “adorable” is the right word for a tracksuit that says “PIMPS” on the back.

Now that Ms. Britney Spears is single again I wonder if she’s reminiscing about her wedding. Hopefully she’s not regretting her divorce, because marrying KFed was absolutely bonkers. I can’t think of a more respectful way to say that, sorry.

Do you have a favorite celeb wedding?

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Britney Spears may not be coping with being single

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You know how Britney Spears was all pumped about being single and was excited to get back into the dating game after kicking David Lucado to the curb? Well, it seems like that may have been a front because according to some “sources” (which, I’m sure, are totally reliable), she’s struggling with being on her own.

From OK! Magazine (via Contact Music):

An insider told America’s OK! magazine: ”Britney’s been on an emotional roller coaster.”

”Britney was sure she’d found someone she and her boys could settle down with. After so many ups and downs with guys, she’s totally destroyed. She’s taking some time to reconsider her life right now.”

The blonde beauty – who announced the split via her Twitter account – is keeping busy with her ‘Piece of Me’ residency at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas in a bid to distract herself from the break-up.

The source said: ”Her shows are the only thing keeping her going.”

To be honest, I’m not sure how this is news or evidence of a breakdown. Aren’t all breakups really upsetting, especially when under the kind of circumstances? She was cheated on, which is doubly hurtful than both parties just deciding a relationship isn’t working anymore.

Apparently she had to have her makeup redone twice backstage before a show the other night because she was crying. Why is that weird? Why does that mean she’s out of control and not coping? She’s upset because someone she trusted fucked her over, and this isn’t the first time it’s happened. In the words of the infamous Dude Whose Name I Can’t Remember, “Leave Britney alone!”

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Britney Spears wears lingerie to bed all by herself

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Britney Spears recently kicked cheating boyfriend David Lucado to the curb, and thank goodness for that. She’s totally stoked on being single, and BritBrit doesn’t need a man to have an excuse to get sexy with herself on the daily.

From People:

“I think with our world, [dressing up in lingerie for a man] is probably culturally what you’re expected to do. But normally, I wear it alone in bed, with myself, and I’m happy,” Spears says. “It’s empowering for a girl to do that alone!”

Oh, snap. Get it, Brit! I don’t particularly find lingerie comfortable and prefer an oversized t-shirt myself, but to each her own! Also, in case you’re interested in hooking up with Britney in the near future, here’s what she looks for in a man:

“I like a guy to be just really sweet,” Spears adds. “Really sweet and to make me laugh: Those are the two main things that are important to being with someone.”

Is it just me, or is “really sweet” such a vague quality she’s looking for? I feel like Britney is always saying something is “sweet” to the point where I don’t really know what it means anymore. Someone thoughtful? Romantic? I suppose all of those go under the “sweet” heading. Also, I have no idea why I’m thinking about this so much. I’ll show myself out.

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