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Britney Spears might do the 2016 Super Bowl halftime show

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We only just finished one Super Bowl, but we’re already looking ahead to the 2016 game – or more particularly, the 2016 halftime show. Who will perform? Well, there’s one rumour that’s been floating around this week, and that’s this: Britney Spears may well headline the show. Oh man.

From The Daily Mail (so, you know, giant grain of salt):

According to the ever reliable Daily Mail Britney Spears has been tipped to perform in next year’s Super Bowl Half Time show taking place in San Francisco. ‘She’s ready to do something massive,’ according to sources and ‘She’s definitely doing a part in the Super Bowl halftime show next year. The details haven’t totally been worked out yet, but it will be huge.’

Britney Spears is in the middle of a hugely successful Las Vegas residency that has allegedly been extended until 2017. She is also currently said to be recording her 9th studio album set for release this year with an upcoming duet with Iggy Azalea.

Of course this isn’t the first time Spears has graced the Super Bowl stage. Many remember her iconic presence during the 2001 halftime show with Aerosmith, Nysnc, Nelly and Mary J Blige serving as her special guests.

Huh. I mean, I suppose it can happen – with all the pomp and circumstances, it would be easy enough to cover up the fact that she can’t carry a tune to save her life (I know Katy is no Celine Dion, but she can at least find the pitch and somewhat stay on it). Of course, this is PURE speculation at this point, so we don’t need to panic.

What would you think of a Britney Spears halftime show?

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Britney Spears’ relationship with boyfriend Charlie Ebersol is “fueled by sex”

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Britney Spears started dating boyfriend Charlie Ebersol late last year and apparently things are going really well, as they do for the first six months or so. In fact, things are going so well mostly because all they do is have sex 24/7 – sex that’s so good, BritBrit apparently thinks it’s like performing five concerts back to back! A “source” went to far as to tell Radar Online that their relationship is “fueled by sex” and Charlie’s apparently the best she’s ever had.

“Britney says that Charlie is the most passionate man she has ever been with and she cannot believe she is this lucky,” a source close to the “Toxic” singer tells RadarOnline.com.

“She also says that their relationship is ‘fueled by sex’ and that ‘he absolutely rocks in bed,’” the insider reveals to Radar.

Spears, 33, recently launched The Intimate Britney Spears Lingerie Collection and “attributes maintaining her hot body to ‘marathon sex’ with Charlie,” the insider tells Radar. “She says that their love making is like performing five shows back-to-back.”

Normally I’d call bullshit because no one in their right mind would ever utter the sentence “He rocks in bed!” (even if it was true), but then I realized we are talking about Britney Spears here, so this is likely the real deal. Or the ultimate cover story, because I’ll be totally honest, when I first saw the pic of them together back in November, I thought she was just posing with her gay hairdresser :( :( :(

What do you think – are these two shagging day and night?

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Britney Spears launching new underwear collection next week!

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Who’s excited for Britney Spears‘ new underwear line? The name of the range is “Elvira”, and it’s hitting stores next week. If there’s anyone you should be taking underwear advice/suggestions from, it’s Britney – after all, she loves laying around in lingerie all by her lonesome, so she knows what it means to feel sexy in undergarments.

I’m not quite sure where this collection will be sold (I Googled and couldn’t find anything), but I’m sure more info will be available once the collection is out. For now, here’s another pic.

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Would you wear Britney Spears lingerie?

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Britney Spears brings her abs to the cover of ‘Women’s Health’

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Britney Spears is the cover star of the January issue of Women’s Health, and she brought abs for days. Of course, the hateration is rife on this one and people are saying her abs are fake and she’s been Photoshopped to high heaven. I mean, of course she has – everyone ever in the history of magazine cover stars has been – but I still think she looks fantastic.

In the accompanying interview, Brit Brit talks a bit about her diet and exercise regimen. What does she eat? How does she work out? Tell us all!

Via US Weekly:

“Dancing is a great cardio workout,” the superstar told Women’s Health. “Tough and fun at the same time.”

“I like my workouts to be effective in a short amount of time,” she explained. “I start with 20 minutes of intense cardio—usually running— move on to light free weights, body-weight exercises such as pushups, squats, and situps, then finish it off with a stretch.”

“I’m really into raw food — sushi basically,” Spears noted, adding that she indulges in Nut Thins and “any kind of fruit” to help keep her body fueled. There is one weakness, however, that the southern superstar cannot shake off: “I love sweet tea!”

Kewl story. I wonder which member of her team was responsible for sending over the copy for this shit, because this is NOT how Britney Spears talks, sorry. I’ve heard her. I’ve seen her. Just… no. That being said, I’m sure she does do all of that shit – she HAS to work out in order to be able to do her Vegas shows and whatnot, so yeah. I can’t believe she doesn’t eat her Cheetos anymore, though :(

Here are some more photos from the shoot – like I said, she’s looking amazing!

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Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read even more mean tweets

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I don’t really like Jimmy Kimmel – I don’t “get” what’s so funny about him and find him rather dull, most of the time. One of the few exceptions to this, however, is when he does his ‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ segment. Now that’s entertainment – though you could argue it’s not really his, since he doesn’t appear in the videos, but whatever.

The point is, we’re here with another installment of celebrities reading all the mean shit you guys say about them online, and they’re great. I particularly enjoy the tweet about Adam Sandler, but that’s just because I totally agree with it. Enjoy!

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Britney Spears posts selfie with new boyfriend Charlie Ebersol

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Britney Spears wasn’t going to waste too much time lying around in lingerie reading books on her own. Only a couple of months after splitting from her cheating, good for nothing ex, David Lucado, BritBrit has already got a new man in boyfriend Charlie Ebersol, and she’s keen to show him off!

I gotta be honest, when I first saw this picture, I thought she was just posing with her hairdresser or something (because admittedly, I don’t follow Britney news the way I should). They look so cute together, though! He looks put together and like a grown ass man, which is what Britney needs, obviously. Look at her cheesy grin! So cute!

Charlie is 31 and apparently a producer and writer. Dunno how they met or how romance bloomed, but let homegirl enjoy it for now.

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Mario Lopez Says He And Britney Spears Totally Did It

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Mario Lopez has a memoir out, titled Just Between Us (lol), and in it, he reveals that he had a one-night stand with a certain “mega pop star.” Us Weekly is saying that that “mega pop star” is indeed, Britney Spears. Want some details? Here you go:

According to Lopez, 41, the rendezvous occurred many years ago in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away,” the scribe told Ellen DeGeneres on Oct. 2. “It was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”

At the time of their hookup, both Spears and Lopez were single. The pop princess, 32, split from husband Kevin Federline in 2006, while Lopez was on a break with then-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff from 2006 to 2008. The ’90s teen heartthrob was several years out from his brief and failed marriage to model Ali Landry.

The Extra host also told DeGeneres that he and the newly revealed mystery lady still remain “friendly.” In December 2013, Lopez joined Spears onstage for the opening night of her Vegas residency, Britney: Piece of Me.

Oh good lord, I hate to sound like that whiney YouTube dude, but seriously, leave Britney alone! I don’t need to know this. I always thought Mario Lopez was a fairly harmless dude, but you know he’s totally the Us Weekly source who leaked this. I mean, who else would leak this except for someone trying to sell a book about their life?

And the Britney bombshell isn’t all he’s dropping. He’s also revealing in his book that he was never in love with ex-wife Ali Landry. Here’s what he wrote, via Us Weekly:

I had never addressed certain relationships, especially the truth and the handling of what happened in my first marriage.

I got inebriated and a little too friendly with a young lady. When it was time to return home, lightning hit me with the truth: I wasn’t in love. But I walked down the aisle [anyway].

Wow, this guy sounds like a total f-cking catch! I think Mario Lopez has permanently skeeved me out. Thanks, buddy. Ugh.

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