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PHOTOS: Part One of the 2011 VMAs

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The VMAs happened last night, if you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks (or, if you’re like me, had to evacuate for two days while that bitch Irene frigged up most of your stuff) and from everything I’ve seen, the recaps, the videos, the photos … There’s a slot to be said about this year’s show. For example:

-I don’t think it was an accident that Justin Bieber was photographed with a snake in his hand
Katy Perry looked like a hot pile of shit
Britney Spears definitely stole the show with her banging-ass body and stellar wardrobe choice
-I wouldn’t mind bearing Adele‘s children as she’s SO AWESOME
Snooki looked OK … from the neck down
-That picture up there? The one of Joe Jonas and the Maddens? Had me rolling on the GROUND at 5 AM today
Demi Lovato needs an intervention – a tanning intervention. I thought it was Snooki before I put my glasses on.
Nicki Minaj tries way too hard
-I’m going to say nothing about Lady Gaga, because it’s the opposite of what she wants
– I wasn’t going to be mad rude and say that Busta Rhymes got fat, but …
– I almost didn’t recognize Amber Rose with all of those clothes on
Pete Wentz looks really sad and alone
-There’s no way that J Woww hasn’t done something weird to her face
-Hottest mess of the night? DEENA NICOLE CORTESE.

Jump in for the complete list of winners and a crap ton of photos:

Video of the Year: Katy Perry, “Firework”

Best Female Video: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”

Best New Artist: Tyler, The Creator, “Yonkers”

Best Male Video: Justin Bieber, “U Smile”

Best Collaboration: Katy Perry featuring Kanye West, “E.T.”

Best Hip-Hop Video: Nicki Minaj, “Super Bass”

Best Rock Video: Foo Fighters, “Walk”

Best Pop Video: Britney Spears, “Till the World Ends”

Best Video With A Message: Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”

Best Choreography: Beyoncé, “Run the World (Girls)”

Best Visual Effects: Katy Perry featuring Kanye West, “E.T.”

Best Art Direction: Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”

Best Editing: Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”

Best Cinematography: Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”

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