Y’all know I love Katy Perry – I’m going to see her in about three weeks! – but sometimes homegirl is so off the wall, even I’m a little put off. We saw the lyric video for ‘Birthday’, but that was just a teaser to the hellish nightmare that is the ACTUAL video, which you can now watch ANOTHER teaser for here:
I mean, look – this is hilarious because it’s fucking nuts. Katy Perry is out of her mind, officially, and it really cracks me up. This is SUCH a mess, but a LOT of fun. Who wouldn’t love Goldie? I don’t know where she comes up with this shit, but I love that she’s so willing to do things so out of the box for a laugh.
April 23, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
I love Katy Perry and I love this awful song, so I’m totally into this video. Let’s do this thing.
April 14, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
Katy Perry has had a ton of different styles over the years, and she’s pretty much rocked every single one of them. However, I’m not so sure I can get on board with the slime green ‘do she’s going with now.
It was at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards that Katy revealed she planned to go slimey for the spring. I doubt it’ll stick for very long, but it would’ve been way cuter if she’d done the whole head!
April 8, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
There are exactly six Katy Perry wax figures in the world today, spread out around the world from the US to Asia and beyond. I took a picture with one in Las Vegas! Well, one of those wax Katys (Katies?) is headed to London now for a special candy-themed Easter exhibition at the city’s Madame Tussauds museum.
Here’s what a Madame Tussauds spokesperson had to say:
“Katy’s amazing wax figure is paying us a visit from Madame Tussauds Sydney, and as it’s Easter we thought we’d pay tribute to some of the singer’s famous confectionary-themed performances.”
Nice! I’m due to be seeing her next month and it’ll probably be pretty excellent – especially after seeing the giant inflatable taco labeled “Katy’s taco” that she put on Instagram. She’s so over-the-top with shit like that, and I love it.
Side note: For anyone who’s been to a Madame Tussauds anywhere before, isn’t it freaky as hell how SMALL most of these celebs are? Like, height, frame size, everything. I felt like I was in a gallery of little people.
April 2, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week’s best and worst celeb looks. Now let’s take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As always, mine are at the bottom.
March 7, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
That headline seemed perhaps more sexual than I intended. What I really mean is that Katy Perry got BURNT yesterday – absolutely roasted to a char by Miley Cyrus on Twitter over that whole kiss thing. Basically Katy didn’t like it and basically slut shamed Miley on Australian TV, so Miley went on Twitter and shamed her for being with womanizing sex addicts and it was ON.
I didn’t think Katy would respond to that at all, to be honest, but indeed she did – also on Twitter, as you do. Of course, she played it off like it was one big joke and they’re still BFF, but you KNOW homegirl is fuming at being showed up so publicly and she’s probably ready to fight. Then Miley responded to her and all is well in pseudo-lesbian pop singer world, apparently.
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! ????????????
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I dunno, I feel like this is a fake make-up and that a) Miley doesn’t give a shit if Katy is mad because she shouldn’t have opened her mouth first and b) Katy is definitely mad. Who knows – will be interesting to see if they can just let this go or if they’re gonna drag it ON AND ON.