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TMI Thursday: Pete Wentz Got His Dick Pierced

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Sure, the headline is a little crude, but that’s the story. Pete Wentz revealed this week that when he was “young and dumb”, he let a professional stick a needle through his penis and leave a barbell there. He’s since got rid of the piercing and I’m not sure why this is an interview topic, but here we are.

From Watch What Happens Live:

“I’ve had basically everything pierced in my entire life.”

“I was young and dumb and full of ‘wisdom’ [when I had my penis pierced]. It’s not pierced anymore.”

Well, there you have it. Hope you have sweet dreams tonight, thinking of a young Pete Wentz’s pierced junk. He also talked about his love of tattoos but insisted that there were certain parts of his body he’d never ink up:

“Ones on your hands and your neck are usually called ‘job-stoppers’, so I’m still hoping that I could end up being an accountant or something if it all goes wrong.”

Oh, it’s gone wrong, Pete Wentz. Very, very wrong.

I guess he doesn’t have much to talk about since Ashlee Simpson is no longer partying it up and having lesbian flings for him to disapprove of.

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Pete Wentz Isn’t Too Happy With Ashlee Simpson’s Drinking and Lesbian Flings

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split up ages ago, but they do have a kid together who they named after a borough of New York and a character from The Jungle Book, which explains why Pete isn’t so happy that Ashlee’s been going wild in recent months, partying hard and even engaging in lesbian flings (ooh la la)! Basically, he’s told her to calm the hell down and start acting more like a mother and less like a carefree 18-year-old with an experimental side.

From Radar Online:

“Ashlee is in the dog house right now with Pete,” a source tells Radar. “He’s concerned that she’s burning the candle at both ends and worried about the effect on Bronx if she continues in this current state.

“Pete’s told Ashlee that enough is enough, and she has to cut back on the partying. He’s even spoken to [her mom] Tina to get her take on the matter and make sure that he’s not overreacting in any way. She reassured him that he isn’t and said she’s been worried about Ashlee too.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Ashlee displayed some “out of control” behavior at a Hollywood hotspot recently.

“She was downing drinks like there was no tomorrow,” according to an eyewitness, who exclusively told Star magazine the star was throwing back cocktails at Pink Taco.

“She asked for a straight shot and added it to her already mixed cocktail,” the source added.

I have to say, if it was Pete Wentz out drinking and making out, no one would raise an eyebrow, but because women are held to some ridiculous standards and are called crazy, wild sluts if they don’t adhere to them, this is a story. It really chaps my hide. Do I think she probably needs to settle it down and pay more attention to her responsibilities? Yes, of course. But do I think that being a mother means you’re nothing but a mother and not still a woman and, you know, a person who might want to let off a little steam and chill the hell out without your kid attached to you 24/7? Duh.

Aww, Pete Wentz Has a Girlfriend!

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This. I’m so excited about this. And i”t’s not even because I think Ashlee Simpson is the crazy-eyed spawn of Satan, it’s because I don’t get completely squicked out when I see these two – Pete and his new model girlfriend, Meagan Camper – out in public. Isn’t that sweet?

Pete, who’s been through the wringer during his divorce from Ashlee Simpson (which I’m not even sure is final quite yet), was recently photographed (see above) holding hands with the much-better-looking-than-Ashlee* model he started dating over the past few weeks. Sources close to Pete say:

“They’re dating but taking things slow. [Camper] has met Bronx, so [Pete is] obviously comfortable with her. It’s really new and they are taking it slow because there is a little boy at stake. He didn’t want to introduce Bronx to her if he didn’t think she was a good girl. She’s really sweet, [and] he’s in a really good place. He’s excited to see where it goes.”

Well, hell, me too. It couldn’t possibly end worse than it did with his ex, now, could it? Don’t answer that.

*Subject to review – some people I discussed this with said that Camper looked like a taller, darker-haired Ashlee, and some of them said that she sort of resembles Pippa Middleton.