Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Pete Wentz

Aww, Pete Wentz Has a Girlfriend!

This. I’m so excited about this. And i”t’s not even because I think Ashlee Simpson is the crazy-eyed spawn of Satan, it’s because I don’t get completely...

So, When Did Pete Wentz Get Hot?

Pete Wentz, for one, was never one that came up on my radar as anything but weird and … weird. I never got the Fall Out Boy thing (except for ‘Sugar, We’re Goin’...

Happy Rapture, Everybody!

Are y’all psyched for the apocalypse or what?!  Heads are gonna motherfuckin’ roll, you guys.  I’m so pumped.  Last night, I had the perfect excuse to do my favorite...

Ashlee Simpson Is The Worst Ex

First there was the news of Ashlee’s unattractive behavior in the impending custody battle, then the girl rebounded with a friend of Pete’s, and now this. See, one of the most...