Sure, the headline is a little crude, but that’s the story. Pete Wentz revealed this week that when he was “young and dumb”, he let a professional stick a needle through his penis and leave a barbell there. He’s since got rid of the piercing and I’m not sure why this is an interview topic, but here we are.
From Watch What Happens Live:
“I’ve had basically everything pierced in my entire life.”
“I was young and dumb and full of ‘wisdom’ [when I had my penis pierced]. It’s not pierced anymore.”
Well, there you have it. Hope you have sweet dreams tonight, thinking of a young Pete Wentz’s pierced junk. He also talked about his love of tattoos but insisted that there were certain parts of his body he’d never ink up:
“Ones on your hands and your neck are usually called ‘job-stoppers’, so I’m still hoping that I could end up being an accountant or something if it all goes wrong.”
Oh, it’s gone wrong, Pete Wentz. Very, very wrong.
January 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split up ages ago, but they do have a kid together who they named after a borough of New York and a character from The Jungle Book, which explains why Pete isn’t so happy that Ashlee’s been going wild in recent months, partying hard and even engaging in lesbian flings (ooh la la)! Basically, he’s told her to calm the hell down and start acting more like a mother and less like a carefree 18-year-old with an experimental side.
From Radar Online:
“Ashlee is in the dog house right now with Pete,” a source tells Radar. “He’s concerned that she’s burning the candle at both ends and worried about the effect on Bronx if she continues in this current state.
“Pete’s told Ashlee that enough is enough, and she has to cut back on the partying. He’s even spoken to [her mom] Tina to get her take on the matter and make sure that he’s not overreacting in any way. She reassured him that he isn’t and said she’s been worried about Ashlee too.”
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Ashlee displayed some “out of control” behavior at a Hollywood hotspot recently.
“She was downing drinks like there was no tomorrow,” according to an eyewitness, who exclusively told Star magazine the star was throwing back cocktails at Pink Taco.
“She asked for a straight shot and added it to her already mixed cocktail,” the source added.
I have to say, if it was Pete Wentz out drinking and making out, no one would raise an eyebrow, but because women are held to some ridiculous standards and are called crazy, wild sluts if they don’t adhere to them, this is a story. It really chaps my hide. Do I think she probably needs to settle it down and pay more attention to her responsibilities? Yes, of course. But do I think that being a mother means you’re nothing but a mother and not still a woman and, you know, a person who might want to let off a little steam and chill the hell out without your kid attached to you 24/7? Duh.
March 2, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
This. I’m so excited about this. And i”t’s not even because I think Ashlee Simpson is the crazy-eyed spawn of Satan, it’s because I don’t get completely squicked out when I see these two – Pete and his new model girlfriend, Meagan Camper – out in public. Isn’t that sweet?
Pete, who’s been through the wringer during his divorce from Ashlee Simpson (which I’m not even sure is final quite yet), was recently photographed (see above) holding hands with the much-better-looking-than-Ashlee* model he started dating over the past few weeks. Sources close to Pete say:
“They’re dating but taking things slow. [Camper] has met Bronx, so [Pete is] obviously comfortable with her. It’s really new and they are taking it slow because there is a little boy at stake. He didn’t want to introduce Bronx to her if he didn’t think she was a good girl. She’s really sweet, [and] he’s in a really good place. He’s excited to see where it goes.”
Well, hell, me too. It couldn’t possibly end worse than it did with his ex, now, could it? Don’t answer that.
*Subject to review – some people I discussed this with said that Camper looked like a taller, darker-haired Ashlee, and some of them said that she sort of resembles Pippa Middleton.
September 26, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
Oh, Ashlee Simpson. This bitch gets on my last nerve, she really does. Really, anyone who has ever looked at Pete Wentz can tell that he’s been through enough, but no, Ashlee just keeps on and keeps on sucking that soul out of him, and her very latest tactic? Drunk dialing. Because everybody loves That Girl.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
A source says [Ashlee Simpson], 26, recently placed an inebriated call to Pete Wentz, whom she’s divorcing. “Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and wants him back,” says a pal of the bassist, 32. A rep for Simpson denies the call. And though the singer is dating Boardwalk Empire’s Vincent Piazza, the source says she’s so desperate to win Wentz back, she even asked his sis for help – with no luck. Says the pal, “He will never go back to her. He’s in a good place.”
We can all see Ashlee pulling this shit, right? Ugh. Honestly, I rarely get fed up with celebrities like this – for example, I’m not even remotely fed up with Lindsay Lohan, and you know how often I talk about that hot mess – but really, I have just had it up to here with the stories on this girl. How heartless do you have to be to keep doing awful things to your once husband and the father of your child who also happens to have this face?
On second thought, I don’t even care to know.
August 26, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily
What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I’m sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn’t think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he’s been looking since the divorce began. It’s as if he’s finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightfully keeping his soul inside himself and growing stronger for it. It’s as if he’s finally tasted a freedom that he’s never even heard of, and he’s not letting go any time soon. Hold on to it, Pete. Your soul is a shooting star that you can ride to destinations you’ve only dreamed of, as long as you stay away from that heinous bitch.
August 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Emily
Pete Wentz, for one, was never one that came up on my radar as anything but weird and … weird. I never got the Fall Out Boy thing (except for ‘Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down’ – what a great song, right?), never got the whole ‘attracted to Ashlee Simpson‘ thing, nor did I get the weird hairstyles and all the sappy emo brooding.
That being said, holy hell on these photos of Pete Wentz looking HOT.
Is this what divorcing Ashlee Simpson does to a person? Because if it is, heck. I want in.
Images courtesy of I’m Not Obsessed