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Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Joe Jonas’ Weed Dealer, After All

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Not too long ago, Joe Jonas tried to say that it was Miley Cyrus who got him smoking weed back when they were 17 or 18. Seriously, Joe Jonas is such a punk that he literally had to claim he was peer pressured into smoking. While some fellow Disney stars have already called bullshit on his story (which anyone with a brain would already know), Miley herself has now come out to refute Joe’s shit herself.

From The New York Times (via US Weekly):

“If you want to smoke weed, you’re going to smoke weed. There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do,” Cyrus, 21, tells the New York Times in a new interview. “I thought maybe he was saying that like it was going to make him look badass.”

She adds: “We were so young that it’s actually like, ‘How did you get peer pressured by me?’”

I seriously never thought I’d say this, but uh… I’m with Miley on this one.

Besides, weed isn’t even an issue. I literally wonder who even cares anymore that anyone smoked a bowl. You can’t even use his young age as an excuse because a) 18 isn’t really even that young and b) he’s telling this story like, five years after the fact. Get a grip, man.

What do you think: Did Miley force Joe to get wild or was it all his idea?

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Disney Alum Dylan Sprouse Calls Bull On Joe Jonas

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Joe Jonas recently wrote an article all about what it was like being a Disney product kid. He talked about how Miley introduced him to weed. He also said that Disney executives didn’t want him to ever grow up. From his NY Times article, via Us:

I had to shave every day because they wanted me to pretend like I was 16 when I was 20 (when the show was done, I cut my hair off and grew as much of a beard as I could).

Fellow Disney alum Dylan Sprouse of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody is calling shenanigans on Mr. Joe Jonas. Actually, to be more accurate, he’s calling bullshit. The 21-year-old wrote on his Tumblr (sorry but LOL, Tumblr),

I think it’s bullshit that they [The Jonas Brothers] were being robbed of choice or creativity. If they wanted to, they could have told Disney ‘NO.’ [My brother and fellow co-star] Cole and I did this hundreds of times and we ended up all right. The only reason they didn’t is because, like many of the people on that channel, I think they fell for the allure of fame. Granted, Cole and I had been acting our entire lives, so we saw it as a means to an end (money making) rather than an opportunity to become successful.

Sure, Dylan. And which executive/producer/handler is holding your strings? You puppet! You Pinocchio! PULL DA STRINGSSS! PULL DA STRINGSSS!

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Yo, any day I can work in an Ed Wood reference into a Jonas Brothers piece is a day I can feel great about myself. Oh and Mr. Sprouse isn’t done, he goes on:

Nowadays artists just assume they have to do what they are told by their proprietors because there is a ‘rigid structure to achievement.’ It is nothing more than a scheme to rob you of your individuality and capitalize the gain they acquire from such treachery. If you believe this, not only are you incredibly foolish, but you are a BAD ARTIST. Individuality is modernity’s most interesting trait regarding artwork and so so many talented individuals realize this.

You do not have to become something else to be successful. Not only is it not too late for them to redefine themselves now, it was never too late. What that article felt like was: ‘Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, still shame on you.’

Somebody knows some big words!

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Joe Jonas Attributes Miley To His First Encounter With Weed

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Joe Jonas says Miley Cyrus (and Demi Lovato) were the first people to convince him to smoke weed, at the of age 17 or 18. Of course Miley was, it’s her goddamn favorite thing in the world, after teddy bears and short shorts. Mr. Jonas let everything go in an essay he wrote for New York Magazine, titled “Joe Jonas: My Life As a Jonas Brother.” Here’s a snippet via USA Today:

They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.

LOL at the appreciation of a vodka-soda. Yeah, what a very sophisticated palette you have, Mr. Joe Jonas.

Of course this is coming from someone currently working on a SoCo lime, so…yeah.

What’s your favorite drink after a long day? Or do you prefer Miley’s substance of choice?

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