0Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are Friends And It’s Awkward

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas used to date back in the day until he unceremoniously dumped her out of nowhere because it was his “choice” to do so. While Demi was mad at him for a long time, she says they’re totally tight now! It’s not at all awkward or strange… except for the times it is, of course.

From ABC’s Nightline News:

For a few months in 2010, Lovato famously dated Joe Jonas of the famed Jones Brothers. While their relationship and eventual break-up made them a constant paparazzi target, Lovato said the two are now friends — Jonas even tweeted congrats to Lovato for “Demi” this week — but it wasn’t always so easy.

“When you go through heartbreaks and things like that, you always have in mind somebody,” she said. “It’s like when you hear a song on the radio that reminds you of somebody, you’re going to be reminded. But keeping that in mind … it’s a delicate balance.

“We were in a relationship and we broke up, and at one point, I was really mad at him,” Lovato continued. “Now, I can, fortunately, say, that him, and his brother Nick, have always been there for me, and are literally family, and like brothers … we have a great friendship. And we may not be as close as we used to be, but that’s OK.”

May 20, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

4Blind Gossip Insists That The Ball-Gaggingly Good Joe Jonas Sex Tape Is Real

Joe Jonas apparently has a very kinky very un-Jonasy sex tape about to wreak havoc on his career. Mr. Jonas responded to the claims with this lolzworthy tweet:

To which Blind Gossip says, “Spin, little Jonai, spin!” They say that the tape (using the term “tape” loosely of course, as everything is done digitally nowadays) is very much real and is going to come out on the 3rd of April. Here’s their update:

It’s apparently called a “ball gag”, not a “gag ball”. Sorry that we didn’t know the proper BDSM terminology.

Some of you have asked about the drugs they were doing at the beginning of the tape. It wasn’t cocaine or heroin. It was marijuana. They weren’t using a bong or a pipe. They were smoking what’s called a “blunt”. It looks like a small cigar.

Who the hell reads and writes Blind Gossip, elementary schoolers?

The tape was apparently Mr. Jonas’ eye-rollingly hipster girlfriend’s idea, whose name I’m not going to even mention because I want to deny her of publicity, and not even because I like the Jonas Brothers, because I don’t, I don’t even care about them, but because of reasons Bitch and Please.

April 3, everyone! Put reminders in your Smartphones! It’s like Christmas!

March 23, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Joe Jonas Denies Using a Ball Gag, Having a Sex Tape

Joe Jonas, one of the Jonas brothers three, is accused of having a sex tape out there with his hipster-looking girlfriend. A sex tape with some kinky stuff. But the curly haired Jonas Brother dismissed it via Twitter, tweeting:

I loled.

Whether it’s real or not, you’d be really surprised by what some seemingly clean-cut guys (with maybe small penises) are into…

BlindGossip has alllll of the explicit details of the alleged tape:

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March 22, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Joe Jonas is So Happy That Britney’s Thighs Are Wrapped Around His Head

Is it me, or does Joe look like he’s trying to head to a happy place in his head while Britney grinds her crusty, leather-clad chode up against the nape of his neck?

This is what happened at Britney’s recent London show, where Joe was a guest star, and later, the victim of her on-stage pole assault. In fact, it was so traumatizing for Joe that it took him hours to recuperate and make an attempt at a half-hearted Tweet “thanking” Britney for her cooties:

What a great night! LONDON! you rule! what a way to end the @britneyspears tour. And.. @britneyspears thanks for the strip tease.. ;)

Yes, thanks. Thanks kind of like, “Thanks for running my foot over with a grocery cart in the cereal aisle, you blind old bitch,” or “Thanks for accidentally telling the boss that my ‘doctor’s appointment’ was actually a spa day, you f*ck.” I get where you’re going with this Joe, and believe me – I feel more than just sympathy for you. I feel embarrassment, too, because your crappy haircut is almost worse than what happened on stage.

November 2, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

11Demi Lovato May or May Not Have Outed Joe Jonas on a Small Penis

Is “penis” an OK word for you guys in the headlines? I mean, I wouldn’t want to get any of you in trouble at work or anything if your boss happened to walk by and it appeared – APPEARED – that you might be investigating the specifics of a Jonas brother‘s wang. I remember how it used to be before I started working from home: the hot, sweaty panic that’d ensue if someone happened by and you just couldn’t close the browser in time. Ugh, hate that. Now that I work from home, however, I only have to worry about my husband walking by and wondering why I’m Googling “Disney star penis sizes.” Generally, though, I have no explanation for it, but whatevs.

Anyway, our friends over at The Dirty have an exclusive insider that supposedly got a lot of information from Demi Lovato about her still-kinda-private breakdown, and no Disney stars were left unscathed.

On the Joe Jonas relationship:

She openly admitted to members and patients in rehab, that she has had sexual intercourse with Joe Jonas and it started since the beginning of Camp Rock. That they would frequently do it and that the Jonas Brothers Purity ring was complete crap. None of the brothers followed that rule and was a “publicity gain” to make fans and more endorsements come in that was enforced by their father who was Demi’s manager. Joe and Demi dated earlier in the beginning of the Camp Rock Rise of Fame but she revealed that he was a “player who was in it for sexual gain” and his penis was “small.”

On punching a member of her staff:

Demi told staff that she had been frequent (sic) partying and had an experience with drugs and that Alex Welch threatened to tell her family, manager and people from Disney; but Demi responded that it was “none of her business” and than physically attacked her which she realized was her breaking point and that she needed help.

On drug use and sharing with her peers:

She was a frequent marijuana user and would “smoke weed with Miley Cyrus”. She also tried Cocaine and Heroin at a party but decided she hated it.

Do I believe it? Mm. Parts, yes. The part about Miley Cyrus being a pothead, definitely. You could see that a mile away. The mole also got their attack details right, but Joe Jonas with a small penis? Let’s be realistic. We all know that it’s KEVIN who’s the eenie weenie short short man out of all the Jonaii.

July 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

2Was Joe Jonas Too Fat to Play Spiderman?

This video of a Paramount exec calling up Joe Jonas to tell him that he didn’t land the role of Spiderman due to his set of particularly thick thighs has been floating around the ‘nets today, and while I don’t think it’s real (just a very good impression), I can’t help but laugh knowing that this is exactly how such matters are handled in this town.

Well, it’s actually not exactly how they’d be handled. Normally a call like this would go to a manager and then the manager would have to break the news to their client that they’re a little too bottom heavy to make the cut, but the passive-aggressive tone? The semi-ass kissing? The “I’m too busy for this but hey! It’s Joe Jonas!” attitude? Oh, that is SO VERY Hollywood.

Let’s just celebrate the idea that we may have gotten the Gift of Garfield because a certain JoBro hasn’t been doing his squats, okay?

June 2, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls