Today's Evil Beet Gossip

BREAKING: Casey Anthony Acquitted of Murder

Casey AnthonyPhoto by Ricardo Ramirez Buxeda, Orlando Sentinel At 2:15 PM EST today, the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial reconvened in Orlando to announce their verdicts. As the first of the seven verdicts was read aloud, Casey Anthony sobbed, then visibly regained her composure. She was found not guilty of first-degree murder, manslaughter, and child abuse. She was, however, found guilty on four counts of providing false information to law enforcement. Casey Anthony's daughter, Caylee, was r...

Raven-Symone Has to Wear a Fat Suit

Raven-Symone on May 14, 2011 in Burbank, California. Raven-Symoné is killing it. Lately, the woman is a sexy shadow of her former self, which can only be the product of hard work and masochism. Even at her biggest she usually looked A-OK, I always thought, except for her penchant for wearing none-too-flattering curtains and togas. (And now that she's lost 70 pounds, I think she should try uncovering her upper arms. Come on, lady.) The cruel irony: on her new ABC Family show, "State of Georgia," Raven-Symoné essentially has to wear a fat ...

#TeamSheen Hires a Summer Intern

Team Sheen internship ad In March, Charlie Sheen launched a campaign to hire a "social media intern" who could further the Tiger Blood brand and hone Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth. RumorFix reports that a pool of 82,149 applicants vied for the paid summer internship. And the position has just been filled! In round three of the application process, one of the questions competitors could answer was, "If you were the Social Media Director for a major humanitarian aid organization, how would you create awareness and rai...

Jesse James Is Totally Cool, You Guys

Jesse James poses with the love of his life, Jesse James I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I sat up in the pitch-black darkness, pressing my clammy fingers against my damp brow. I dabbed at my forehead with the sheet---Egyptian Pima, 300-count---as I tried to catch my breath. Oh! Oh, God! I thought to myself. Oh, God! I hope Jesse James is okay. I needn't have worried! According to the NY Daily News, Jesse James phoned into Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show, as part of his American Outlaw promotional rounds, and assured the radio hosts he i...

Just What You’ve Been Waiting For: the Hillary Clinton Parody Porno

Sammie Spades stars in Hillary Clinton porn spoofImage via TMZ Sammie Spades once worked as an intern in Senator Clinton's office in Buffalo, New York; now she's a porn star, as TMZ uncovered two weeks ago. So it was only a matter of time---er, nine whole days, actually---until somebody propositioned Spades with an offer she couldn't pass up. You guessed it: Spades is currently filming a bio-pic of her life. (Some scenes might be fictionalized juuuuust slightly.) Only four days after what was surely a tedious Clinton lookalike casting pr...

It’s Lady Gaga Day! Like, It’s Literally Lady Gaga Day

A crowd gathers on July 3, 2011 in Taichung, Taiwan. It's Lady Gaga's first time in Taiwan, where her fans are craaaayzeeee about her. Like, they might actually be crazy. Here's a Mandarin-language news report (with subtitles!) about Day One of her visit: On the second day, Lady Gaga rested. She finally left her hotel last night and spent an hour at Pure Yoga, as 500+ fans swarmed outside. This morning Lady Gaga left Taipei for Taichung, where the mayor gave her a key to the city and declared Sunday Lady Gaga Day. One fan wore---no joke---an ...

Michael Bay “Recycles”

a shot-by-shot comparison of 'Transformers 3' and 'The Island' You've heard of limited animation, right? Like in old Hanna-Barbera cartoons, when Scooby-Doo and the gang run in terror past the same tree five times? (To be fair, Filmation did this a lot, too.) Guess who else has been reusing old frames! Don't really guess; I'll just tell you. It's our old pal, MTV Movie Award-winning director Michael Bay! Man. I've always had this sneaking suspicion I'm being tricked into watching the same movie over and over. On the one hand it's a little su...

Pop Quiz! Who’s the King of Late Night?

Guess who's King of Late-Night Talk! Actually, let me narrow it down a little. Guess who is King of Adult Viewers Between the Ages of 18 and 49! That's the most valuable demographic to advertisers, FYI. Who could it be? Is it Conan O'Brien, buoyed to first place by Team Coco? Or Craig Ferguson, puppeteering his way into his audience's hearts? Is it Letterman? Leno? What about Kimmel or Fallon or Chelsea Handler, in a sudden and surprising victory? Find out after the cut! Read More />Guess who's King of Late-Night Talk! Actually, let me narrow it down a little. Guess who is King of Adult Viewers Between the Ages of 18 and 49! That's the most valuable demographic to advertisers, FYI. Who could it be? Is it Conan O'Brien, buoyed to first place by Team Coco? Or Craig Ferguson, puppeteering his way into his audience's hearts? Is it Letterman? Leno? What about Kimmel or Fallon or Chelsea Handler, in a sudden and surprising victory? Find out after the cut! Read More...

Aaron Carter Denies MJ Cocaine Quotes, Journalist Retaliates with Audio Clip from Interview

Aaron Carter and journalist Daphne BarakPhoto via Daphne Barak Well, well. I was wondering when Aaron Carter's spokesperson would blast that scummy article from OK! Magazine. Turns out it was sooner rather than later. Yesterday, a representative for Aaron Carter denied that Carter gave certain quotes to OK! Australia---OK! had alleged that Michael Jackson gave a then-15-year-old Aaron Carter alcohol and cocaine. The spokesperson also told TMZ to go check YouTube for interview footage. (I hope Carter's rep meant my YouTube video! That 'ish took 287 minutes to upload! Not kidding.) But late last night, slightly-noteworthy tabloid jour...

Planking Chris Brown, Planking

Chris Brown twitpics himself planking That's great, Chris Brown. That's great. But can you top this? The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo. My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the breakfast counter. Or the guy on the stove who appears to be levitating, which is like a next-level David Blaine illusion....