Sometimes I wish celebrities had more sense than to share stories that are clearly personal and do not need to be in the public domain. Take Jimmy Kimmel – I suppose he thinks it’s hilarious to tell the public about the two surgeries he had on his dick, but… is it honestly? Do you feel any better knowing about it? I’m gonna go ahead say a big fat NOPE.
You see, the late-night talk show host mentioned during a panel at South by Southwest over the weekend that the hole in his private part once closed up.
Yes, closed up.
I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask Kimmel about it yesterday when I caught up with him from the SXSW set of Jimmy Kimmel Live.
“It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” he explained. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”
“The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Kimmel recalled. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”
“I’m a real pee hole,” Kimmel cracked, before adding, “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”
Tee hee! COMEDY! I mean, it sounds like an awful experience, but… I could’ve done without this deep knowledge.
One of the best “bits” Jimmy Kimmel has ever come up with has got to be the Mean Tweets videos, right? There’s nothing like sitting some celebrities down and having them read the rude and ridiculous shit people say about them on Twitter to really brighten up your day. The ones about musicians tend to be particularly hilarious, and now we have a whole new crop of artists to laugh at.
Since it’s the holidays and you’re likely stuck with your family all damn day, what better way to prepare yourself for the arguments about politics, religion and the latest news than by watching Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow curse each other out? It’s all for fun in their case, of course – this was on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, natch.
I love these two, and it’s making me really nostalgic for Friends, so I think that’s how I’ll spend the rest of my Thanksgiving Day. Lisa’s outburst seems so much like when Phoebe went crazy playing that arcade game at Chandler and Monica’s when Ben walked in and heard it. Classic. That, and a plate of food, that is. Enjoy!
I don’t really like Jimmy Kimmel – I don’t “get” what’s so funny about him and find him rather dull, most of the time. One of the few exceptions to this, however, is when he does his ‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ segment. Now that’s entertainment – though you could argue it’s not really his, since he doesn’t appear in the videos, but whatever.
The point is, we’re here with another installment of celebrities reading all the mean shit you guys say about them online, and they’re great. I particularly enjoy the tweet about Adam Sandler, but that’s just because I totally agree with it. Enjoy!
Jimmy Kimmel and wife Molly McNearney announced in February that they were expecting their first child together. Well, time flies, and now the baby is here! Jimmy announced the news via Twitter, as you do, and reps for the couple have confirmed that mom and baby are “doing great”. The baby’s name is Jane.
Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife @mollymcnearney on delivering our baby girl this morning
I feel like I’m having a case of deja vu, because I’m sure Jimmy Kimmel and his wife, Molly McNearney, had a baby last year. I must just be going crazy and actually thinking of their wedding, because now they ARE expecting a baby and it’s their first! Hurray for babies!
Jimmy Kimmel is going to be a dad . . . again! The 46-year-old Jimmy Kimmel Live! host and his wife, Molly McNearney, are expecting a baby. Kimmel shared the exciting news during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, airing Wednesday, Feb. 26.
“I’m having a baby . . . wait I want to finish . . . with Ellen,” the late night host jokingly announced. “No, I decided to have the first one with my wife. We got married in July and, you know, it’s interesting. It’s disgusting the way babies are made.”
Ha! Apparently it’s “disgusting” because there are “so many body parts involved”. Uh, last time I checked there were only 2 body parts you need to create a baby, but maybe things have changed – I wouldn’t know, not really my area.
In any case, congrats to them both. Babies are cute… as long as I can give them back!
Oh also, Oprah is on Instagram, which actually did surprise me. She posted pics of her and Kimmel making pizza, along with, “Honestly one of the top 3 pizzas I’ve ever tasted. @jimmykimmel #delicious #greatchef” and “Guess who made dinner last nite? @jimmykimmel. #greatchef”.
Girl, we get it, he’s a great chef, chill out on the hashtags.
This whole thing kinda makes me roll my eyes, TBH.