Chord Overstreet tweeted this yesterday:
well its been a good yr too bad its over, time for summer and starting fresh
Turns out the "Glee" actor's guest-starring role as Sam Evans didn't pan out as a permanent gig, which limits Chord's future presence on the show to cameos. Judging by his Twitter, it sounds like he simply plans to move on.
Frankly, I'm gobsmacked---I didn't even realize this was a thing that could happen. Like, I know SNL has "featured players" who vie for roles as actual cast...
I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard Schwarzenegger Divorce Joke:
- End of Days
- Collateral Damage
- Eraser
- True Lies
- The Expendables (he has a cameo)
- Raw Deal
- Junior (OH, NO)
Anyway. What took so long? Maria Shriver finally, officially filed for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. The Associated Press reports:
Th...
Hidden Camera Guy: Chris Hansen from Dateline?
Chris Hansen: Yes?
Hidden Camera Guy: Hi. I'm just some dude from the National Enquirer, and we know you're about to walk into the Ritz-Carlton Angle to meet up with some lady friend.
Chris Hansen: What? No. No way, man, I was just coming in to use their telephone.
Hidden Camera Guy: We also happen to know you've been planning this rendezvous for awhile. Did you know your lady friend is 30? She's 30 years old.
Chris Hansen: I swear, I thought she was at least 46.
In a twist of dramatic iron...
Yesterday we posted quotes from OK! Australia attributed to 23-year-old singer Aaron Carter, who allegedly told the magazine that Michael Jackson plied him with alcohol and cocaine when Carter was just 15 years old.
Now, many MJ loyalists are doubting the veracity of the published interview, insisting the videotaped version of the interview is evidence of some kind of fabrication.
In this video---filmed by tabloid journalist Daphne Barak and posted to her website---Aaron Carter makes n...
Who broke up a marriage? Which pop tart is getting back into acting? And whose scar is penance for his cheating ways? None of the answers are inside, because it's time for More! Blind!! Items!!!
Put on your Thinking Gloves and talk to me in the comments downstairs.
Here's an especially juicy scandal:
What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because heâ...
ANNA FARIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
US Magazine wonders whether this is a wig, and that is some wishful thinking, US Magazine. It's like, just, OK, this is not a wig; if only this were a wig.
Anna Faris is a natural blonde---I know, I know, not that natural, I do have eyes---and until a couple weeks ago her bobbed haircut was so pretty and glossy and, well, kind of wig-like. But we loved it, right? It was such fun, happy hair, for happier, funner times.
But this new look is… dour, somehow? ...
Yikes! Take a photo of Cheryl Cole, go to jail?
Cheryl Cole, from the British pop group Girls Aloud, managed to get a court injunction forbidding everybody from photographing her anywhere near her London home.
The court order itself, which lasts through 2011, is particularly foreboding: "Any person who knows of this order and disobeys this order will be in contempt of court and face imprisonment, fined and have their assets seized." Hooooohhh-kay.
It is pretty nuts to have your fans arrested, even if some of them are annoying shutterbugs. Then aga...
I am increasingly heartbroken about the death of Ryan Dunn. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Of course, with each new detail about the precise circumstances of his fatal car wreck---which also killed his passenger, Zach Hartwell---it can be harder and harder for some of us to sympathize, especially for those who have lost a loved one to somebody else's senselessness. That's real; those angry feelings are valid.
Still, when I see headlines like Bam Margera Collapses at Scene of Crash, I can...
A federal judge sentenced Maria Gabriela Hashemipour to house arrest and five years' probation Monday. Hashemipour---a celebrity esthetician known better as "Gabriela Perez" to her wealthy clientele---pleaded guilty to credit card fraud back in January.
When she wasn't giving celebrities facials at Chez Gabriela Studio, Hashemipour was screwing them, uh, metaphorically. She apparently scribbled down the credit card numbers of clients like Penelope Cruz, Anne Hathaway, and Cher, then charged h...
Chuck Lorre, the creator of Two and a Half Men, never ever ever wants to see Charlie Sheen ever again. Sources report that Sheen's character, the tragicomic lothario Charlie Harper, is slated to die a terrible, probably-gruesome death, very nearly ensuring zero possibility of a future cameo.
And while the script for Charlie Harper's killing-off isn't complete, perhaps Lorre is trying to translate Sheen's epic fall into a "teachable moment": there are tentative plans to have the character drive his car off a c...
Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...
Here is a real, actual phone conversation I had last night with my best friend, who recently moved to Los Angeles:
Me: Auuuugh! Did you read that Marie Osmond is joining Bold and the Beautiful?
BFF: I… just don't think that's true. I think she was kidding.
Me: OK, whatever. Forget it. How about this? James Spader might join the cast of The Office. They're in negotiations now.
BFF: Oooooh, James Spader. I love him.
Me: Sure you do. Because you're a big creep-o.
BFF: I know! But his cameo on the show was so good. Did you see it?
Me: Mhm, but only ...
Chord Overstreet tweeted this yesterday:
well its been a good yr too bad its over, time for summer and starting fresh
Turns out the "Glee" actor's guest-starring role as Sam Evans didn't pan out as a permanent gig, which limits Chord's future presence on the show to cameos. Judging by his Twitter, it sounds like he simply plans to move on.
Frankly, I'm gobsmacked---I didn't even realize this was a thing that could happen. Like, I know SNL has "featured players" who vie for roles as actual cast...
I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard Schwarzenegger Divorce Joke:
- End of Days
- Collateral Damage
- Eraser
- True Lies
- The Expendables (he has a cameo)
- Raw Deal
- Junior (OH, NO)
Anyway. What took so long? Maria Shriver finally, officially filed for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. The Associated Press reports:
Th...
Hidden Camera Guy: Chris Hansen from Dateline?
Chris Hansen: Yes?
Hidden Camera Guy: Hi. I'm just some dude from the National Enquirer, and we know you're about to walk into the Ritz-Carlton Angle to meet up with some lady friend.
Chris Hansen: What? No. No way, man, I was just coming in to use their telephone.
Hidden Camera Guy: We also happen to know you've been planning this rendezvous for awhile. Did you know your lady friend is 30? She's 30 years old.
Chris Hansen: I swear, I thought she was at least 46.
In a twist of dramatic iron...
Yesterday we posted quotes from OK! Australia attributed to 23-year-old singer Aaron Carter, who allegedly told the magazine that Michael Jackson plied him with alcohol and cocaine when Carter was just 15 years old.
Now, many MJ loyalists are doubting the veracity of the published interview, insisting the videotaped version of the interview is evidence of some kind of fabrication.
In this video---filmed by tabloid journalist Daphne Barak and posted to her website---Aaron Carter makes n...
Who broke up a marriage? Which pop tart is getting back into acting? And whose scar is penance for his cheating ways? None of the answers are inside, because it's time for More! Blind!! Items!!!
Put on your Thinking Gloves and talk to me in the comments downstairs.
Here's an especially juicy scandal:
What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because heâ...
ANNA FARIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
US Magazine wonders whether this is a wig, and that is some wishful thinking, US Magazine. It's like, just, OK, this is not a wig; if only this were a wig.
Anna Faris is a natural blonde---I know, I know, not that natural, I do have eyes---and until a couple weeks ago her bobbed haircut was so pretty and glossy and, well, kind of wig-like. But we loved it, right? It was such fun, happy hair, for happier, funner times.
But this new look is… dour, somehow? ...
Yikes! Take a photo of Cheryl Cole, go to jail?
Cheryl Cole, from the British pop group Girls Aloud, managed to get a court injunction forbidding everybody from photographing her anywhere near her London home.
The court order itself, which lasts through 2011, is particularly foreboding: "Any person who knows of this order and disobeys this order will be in contempt of court and face imprisonment, fined and have their assets seized." Hooooohhh-kay.
It is pretty nuts to have your fans arrested, even if some of them are annoying shutterbugs. Then aga...
I am increasingly heartbroken about the death of Ryan Dunn. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Of course, with each new detail about the precise circumstances of his fatal car wreck---which also killed his passenger, Zach Hartwell---it can be harder and harder for some of us to sympathize, especially for those who have lost a loved one to somebody else's senselessness. That's real; those angry feelings are valid.
Still, when I see headlines like Bam Margera Collapses at Scene of Crash, I can...
A federal judge sentenced Maria Gabriela Hashemipour to house arrest and five years' probation Monday. Hashemipour---a celebrity esthetician known better as "Gabriela Perez" to her wealthy clientele---pleaded guilty to credit card fraud back in January.
When she wasn't giving celebrities facials at Chez Gabriela Studio, Hashemipour was screwing them, uh, metaphorically. She apparently scribbled down the credit card numbers of clients like Penelope Cruz, Anne Hathaway, and Cher, then charged h...
Chuck Lorre, the creator of Two and a Half Men, never ever ever wants to see Charlie Sheen ever again. Sources report that Sheen's character, the tragicomic lothario Charlie Harper, is slated to die a terrible, probably-gruesome death, very nearly ensuring zero possibility of a future cameo.
And while the script for Charlie Harper's killing-off isn't complete, perhaps Lorre is trying to translate Sheen's epic fall into a "teachable moment": there are tentative plans to have the character drive his car off a c...
Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...
Here is a real, actual phone conversation I had last night with my best friend, who recently moved to Los Angeles:
Me: Auuuugh! Did you read that Marie Osmond is joining Bold and the Beautiful?
BFF: I… just don't think that's true. I think she was kidding.
Me: OK, whatever. Forget it. How about this? James Spader might join the cast of The Office. They're in negotiations now.
BFF: Oooooh, James Spader. I love him.
Me: Sure you do. Because you're a big creep-o.
BFF: I know! But his cameo on the show was so good. Did you see it?
Me: Mhm, but only ...