Back in March, we heard that Kristen Stewart had been named the face of Balenciaga perfume. And now, four whole months later, we finally have Kristen's very first ad.
And man, what a disappointment.
It's not that Kristen's not pretty, because she definitely is. It's just that she looks weird and dead inside and kind of greasy and possibly possessed. It's not subtle or sultry or smoldering or pensive. It's nothing.
But, lucky for us, Kristen did an interview about the ad campaign ...
Everyone, quick, stop what you're doing! You won't believe what you're about to hear! Anderson Cooper, the most adorable journalist the world has ever known, has announced to the world that he is gay. WHOA.
From People:
Anderson Cooper has some news to share.
"The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud," the CNN anchor wrote Monday in an open letter to his longtime friend Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast.
The ho...
Kristen Stewart poses for Balenciaga. [Cele|bitchy]
Your farts will never smell again. [The Frisky]
Someone else is seeking a restraining order against Mel Gibson. [TMZ]
The BET Awards tribute to Whitney Houston. [Socialite Life]
Keira Knightley and Adam Levine? [theBERRY]
Helen Mirren shows off her curves. [Starpulse]
John Travolta and Johnny Depp should send Tom Cruise a thank-you card. [Lainey Gossip]
Blake Lively's nephew sees her naked all the time. [The Superficial]
Anderson Cooper makes the "I'm Gay" statement. [The Superficia...
Remember that sticking-a-gun-in-her-mouth photo shoot that Lindsay recently did with Terry Richardson? Well. People are not happy about it, and I don't just mean Dr. Derp Drew. No, various suicide prevention alliances have come forward and condemned Lindsay for her---wait for it, wait for it---bad judgement, and have said that her actions are completely inappropriate behavior for a "celebrity" to engage in. From E! Online:
"When a celebrity uses suicide and specifically the means to do it as a joke, i...
And this doesn't surprise me one bit. Can you imagine the good amount of acting it probably took to keep up appearances and make it look like all was well in the "I love you Tom Cruise" front? Because ugh. Girl's probably got ulcers from the amount of gut it took to stand this bullshit for so long.
New reports are emerging, saying that Katie had a master plan for the last few months, which included continuing the charade in being the regular Robo-Kate that Tom was so accustomed to. Funny t...
You guys heard a week or so ago from Emily that John Mayer was hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and wanting to get all up on it, and the story didn't end there. Oh no. There's apparently more to the story, and we're only just getting all of the details now.
From Us Magazine:
"They were playful and nudging shoulders," a source tells Us Weekly of the Hunger Games actress, 21, and the notorious singer, who's had bad breakups with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. During...
*Note: the trailer's in Russian, so if you don't speak it? Well. I guess you're out of luck until something more palatable emerges.
In Tom Cruise's first international film, he portrays Jack Reacher (which is the film's title, too).
From IMDB:
A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Based on a book in Lee Child's crime series.
If you're unfamiliar with the series (which I was, 'til I did a little digging), here's my own personal summary of Tom's character, Jack Reacher, after intensive reading. Ready, set, go!
Jack Reacher is a former member of the US military police, and comes with a long trail of military accolades. He's a loner and doesn't have many friends since leaving the force. Reacher is a man of few words, which probably lends itself to the fact that he doesn't have many friends. He possesses uncanny ESP-like skills (oh my God, I can't even) and thrives on caffeine. He's a bomb-ass fighter who hates confrontation, but his ability to inflict pain upon others is enormous, all of which rendering him remorseless. He's belligerent when it comes to the notion of Christianity and looks at it with distaste and disbelief. Jack Reacher is, in the series, a massive man at 6'5" and uses his physical influence to thwart baddies at every turn.
Oh I could die. Tom Cruise probably killed people for this part. And the bit about Jack Reacher being a "giant" at 6'5"? What the hell were they thinking, casting one of Hollywood's shortest actors in the role? Is Tom going to wear 12" lifts in his shoes? Will this character be portrayed as a Spice Girl-Jack Reacher hybrid? Because LOL, right? />
*Note: the trailer's in Russian, so if you don't speak it? Well. I guess you're out of luck until something more palatable emerges.
In Tom Cruise's first international film, he portrays Jack Reacher (which is the film's title, too).
From IMDB:
A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims. Based on a book in Lee Child's crime series.
If you're unfamiliar with the series (which I was, 'til I did a little digging), her...
It's funny that we were just talking about Mila this past weekend and the potential that she's dating Ashton Kutcher (well, no, I guess it's not all that funny or uncommon or anything, because we *are* a celebrity gossip site on which we *do* gossip about celebrities) because look oh look---there's another Mila Kunis interview in which she defends her "hanging out" with Ashton Kutcher and claims that she's definitely, definitely not doing anything that's not on the up-and-up with him. Ha. Up-and-...
More Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. [The Superficial]
Prison Bride's anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry convulsed when Russell Brand filed for divorce. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene shows you her cooter for DKNY. [IDLYITW]
Victoria Silvstedt's ass. [The Blemish]
Another chick cast in 'Catching Fire'. [Hollywood Dame]
Madonna is definitely insane. [Celebslam]
Katie Holmes is running from Scientology. [ICYDK]
Liz Lemon, Style Icon. [The Frisky]
'Total Recall' cast is on the cover of a magazine. [Amy Grindhouse]...
The movie is called 'The Tall Man', and because the film's developers couldn't come up with anything more creative than 'The Tall Man' because they'd expended their budget on buying Jessica Biel for this kind of project. From IMDB:
When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children.
I don't know. To me, it looks like 'Jeepers Creepers' meets every movie ever made about child abduction and desperate mothers with heaving bosoms. Just, you know, without Justin Long. Which means that this movie is going to be complete and utter garbage.
Will you guys be seeing this f-ckery in motion? />
The movie is called 'The Tall Man', and because the film's developers couldn't come up with anything more creative than 'The Tall Man' because they'd expended their budget on buying Jessica Biel for this kind of project. From IMDB:
When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children.
I don't know. To me, it looks like 'Jeepers Creepers' meets every movie ever made about child abduction and desperate mothers with h...
Did you guys know that I was actually invited to the red carpet event and awards ceremony for this year's BET awards? Because I was! I had to decline, though, because I wasn't sure if Chris Brown and Drake were going to get into it again and I've already filled my quota of picking glass shards out of my hair for the year, darn it. Plus, that would also mean that I'd have to occupy the same airspace as Kim Kardashian, and I'm not all that schooled in how herpes are transmitted. I mean, you can get them by breathing the same air, can't you*?
No, but in all seriousness, I got the invit...
"I think Madonna, especially in the beginning of her career when she was laying the foundation, was evolving every single time and giving a new visual and a new idea to the public. She kept everybody interested because you never knew what she was going to do next, but whatever she delivered was a solid product. I just hope to be the same. I hope to continually make people interested and hopefully in 10 years look back and have written songs that have become timeless."
Despite how ridiculous...
Back in March, we heard that Kristen Stewart had been named the face of Balenciaga perfume. And now, four whole months later, we finally have Kristen's very first ad.
And man, what a disappointment.
It's not that Kristen's not pretty, because she definitely is. It's just that she looks weird and dead inside and kind of greasy and possibly possessed. It's not subtle or sultry or smoldering or pensive. It's nothing.
But, lucky for us, Kristen did an interview about the ad campaign ...
Everyone, quick, stop what you're doing! You won't believe what you're about to hear! Anderson Cooper, the most adorable journalist the world has ever known, has announced to the world that he is gay. WHOA.
From People:
Anderson Cooper has some news to share.
"The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud," the CNN anchor wrote Monday in an open letter to his longtime friend Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast.
The ho...
Kristen Stewart poses for Balenciaga. [Cele|bitchy]
Your farts will never smell again. [The Frisky]
Someone else is seeking a restraining order against Mel Gibson. [TMZ]
The BET Awards tribute to Whitney Houston. [Socialite Life]
Keira Knightley and Adam Levine? [theBERRY]
Helen Mirren shows off her curves. [Starpulse]
John Travolta and Johnny Depp should send Tom Cruise a thank-you card. [Lainey Gossip]
Blake Lively's nephew sees her naked all the time. [The Superficial]
Anderson Cooper makes the "I'm Gay" statement. [The Superficia...
Remember that sticking-a-gun-in-her-mouth photo shoot that Lindsay recently did with Terry Richardson? Well. People are not happy about it, and I don't just mean Dr. Derp Drew. No, various suicide prevention alliances have come forward and condemned Lindsay for her---wait for it, wait for it---bad judgement, and have said that her actions are completely inappropriate behavior for a "celebrity" to engage in. From E! Online:
"When a celebrity uses suicide and specifically the means to do it as a joke, i...
And this doesn't surprise me one bit. Can you imagine the good amount of acting it probably took to keep up appearances and make it look like all was well in the "I love you Tom Cruise" front? Because ugh. Girl's probably got ulcers from the amount of gut it took to stand this bullshit for so long.
New reports are emerging, saying that Katie had a master plan for the last few months, which included continuing the charade in being the regular Robo-Kate that Tom was so accustomed to. Funny t...
You guys heard a week or so ago from Emily that John Mayer was hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and wanting to get all up on it, and the story didn't end there. Oh no. There's apparently more to the story, and we're only just getting all of the details now.
From Us Magazine:
"They were playful and nudging shoulders," a source tells Us Weekly of the Hunger Games actress, 21, and the notorious singer, who's had bad breakups with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. During...
It's funny that we were just talking about Mila this past weekend and the potential that she's dating Ashton Kutcher (well, no, I guess it's not all that funny or uncommon or anything, because we *are* a celebrity gossip site on which we *do* gossip about celebrities) because look oh look---there's another Mila Kunis interview in which she defends her "hanging out" with Ashton Kutcher and claims that she's definitely, definitely not doing anything that's not on the up-and-up with him. Ha. Up-and-...
More Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. [The Superficial]
Prison Bride's anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry convulsed when Russell Brand filed for divorce. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene shows you her cooter for DKNY. [IDLYITW]
Victoria Silvstedt's ass. [The Blemish]
Another chick cast in 'Catching Fire'. [Hollywood Dame]
Madonna is definitely insane. [Celebslam]
Katie Holmes is running from Scientology. [ICYDK]
Liz Lemon, Style Icon. [The Frisky]
'Total Recall' cast is on the cover of a magazine. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Did you guys know that I was actually invited to the red carpet event and awards ceremony for this year's BET awards? Because I was! I had to decline, though, because I wasn't sure if Chris Brown and Drake were going to get into it again and I've already filled my quota of picking glass shards out of my hair for the year, darn it. Plus, that would also mean that I'd have to occupy the same airspace as Kim Kardashian, and I'm not all that schooled in how herpes are transmitted. I mean, you can get them by breathing the same air, can't you*?
No, but in all seriousness, I got the invit...
"I think Madonna, especially in the beginning of her career when she was laying the foundation, was evolving every single time and giving a new visual and a new idea to the public. She kept everybody interested because you never knew what she was going to do next, but whatever she delivered was a solid product. I just hope to be the same. I hope to continually make people interested and hopefully in 10 years look back and have written songs that have become timeless."
Despite how ridiculous...