So, this is like, the third (different) dude that she’s been spotted with over the past month, you know, and if it were ME OR YOU going out with a garden variety of dudes averaging one a week, you know what kind of rep we’d be getting. Just saying.
Olivia Wilde was spotted hanging out late last night with Justin Long, who’s supposedly the new boyfriend of Leighton Meester. But girlfriend Olivia doesn’t get down with that: whatever she wants, she takes.
June 9, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
This is an interesting turn of events!
Long time on-again-off-again boyfriend of Drew Barrymoore and uh, actor, I guess, Justin Long is supposedly dating Gossip Girl‘s Leighton Meester. The two were seen outside of La Poubelle in Hollywood (my roommate totally works at the restaurant up the street from there, guys) holding hands and chatting it up with fans.
Personally I’m loving this coupling because it’s nice to see Justin move on to a new lady and I think I love that Leighton Meester. No, I’ve never seen her show, but I did illegally download a copy of The Roommate several months back, so I’m pretty happy for her too.
I dunno, I find this much more interesting than her co-star’s newest fling. Any objections?
May 18, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls
So we heard a couple weeks ago that these two broke up. Now I’m reading that they’re still totally together. Then there are these photos of the two of them promoting their new movie Going the Distance to over-analyze. Do they look uncomfortable? What are they whispering to each other? If they are actually broken up, don’t you think they’re probably completely dying inside because they’re contractually obligated to promote this movie together?
Ugh! I wont be able to sleep until I know the truth!
August 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm by Molls
“The truth is, we do love each other. I pray to God she’s always in my life. We were friends before this, and at the heart of what we are and will be is friends. Two good, really dear friends, and that trumps anything else. We’ve been through everything – the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your life, just that idea, I mean, what a gift to be able to use that, to be able to create something from it that we can see again.”
Oh, Justin. The saddest little Justin of all time. Can’t you see that Drew-baby’s leading you around by the penis strings*? I think you’re super sweet, and you sound like a really intelligent, well-tuned-in guy. Drew’s awesome, too, and I love her just as much as I do you, just in a different way. But I can just imagine that you’re probably sick of hearing that same phrase every three months, too.
*Really fucking frightening imagery
August 18, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’ ”
The ever-eloquent Drew Barrymore on her latest film, Going the Distance, and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Justin Long, showcasing his dong in the very same movie.
Justin Long dong. Justin Long’s penis, balls, and/or ass. OK, now. Say it with me: Eurrgh!
July 28, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
James St. James from World of Wonder had the scoop yesterday that Drew Barrymore is engaged. Or at least she’s saying she is on her Facebook. The blogger is friends with her on the social networking site and he noticed that she changed her relationship status to “engaged” yesterday (click through to see a screengrab from Drew’s page.)
If she is, in fact, engaged, it would be to her long-time on again/off again boyfriend, actor Justin Long. It would also be her third trip down the aisle. I’m thinking that it might be a gag, though. Perhaps Drew decided to get in on that “hilarious” bit that some people do where they list themselves as being married to their bestie or say that “it’s complicated” with their sister. For some reason, I just think she’d be the kinda chick to do that and we’re all going to have a good chuckle tomorrow when her business partner Nancy or whomever confirms the engagement and their profiles are linked up.