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Are Tom Cruise And Laura Prepon Doing It?

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Tom Cruise may have found a new Scientologist girlfriend, and it may be Laura Prepon. Why all the “mays”? Because his camp is denying it. That goes against what Page Six reported here:

Tom Cruise hasn’t been lonely since breaking up with Katie Holmes. He’s been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.”

P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the actors were spotted enjoying a cozy dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles.

However, my source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.

Daily Mail reports that not only is Cruise’s rep denying the dating rumors, but goes on to add that the two have “never even met.” Daily Mail also cites reports from Grazia magazine about a date the two went on, in which Cruise picked her up in his fancy-ass car and brought a “vintage bottle of 1979 Merlot” to their dinner, where they “spent three hours laughing and joking.”

Okay, so here’s how this works: anything Tom Cruise says isn’t true, is true. Anything Tom Cruise denies is real. Anything Tom Cruise’s people say is false, isn’t. You get where I’m going here? That’s just been his pattern.

We better be careful about what we say though, because we don’t want to get suedSo we’ll just say they may or may not know each other. Okay, Tom Cruise? That work for you?

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Tom Cruise’s Daughter Shaved Her Head

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I’m not sure why, exactly, this is news, but it’s still the holidays and things are a bit slow, so today we’ve got a story about Tom Cruise‘s daughter, Bella, celebrating her 21st birthday at Disney World with brother Connor. Well, the “story” is that she shaved her head and is wearing her new buzz cut in style, apparently.

There she is, throwing her hands up with carefree abandon, as you do when you’re 21 and your parents are rich so you have not a care in the world. Also, when you’re just 21 in general. Here’s People’s “coverage”:

In this Instagram post by her brother, Connor Cruise, Bella sports a fresh red buzz cut as she holds her hands high on the Expedition Everest roller coaster at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Fla.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman‘s daughter, who enjoys trying new things with her tresses, decided to hit the theme park with her brother and dad for fun in the sun in celebration of her 21st birthday.

“Safe to say Disney World was a blast,” Connor, 18, says in the caption.

Well, that’s that, I suppose! I need to do some Googling and read up on Bella, actually – I think both the kids sorta went to live with Nicole when she divorced Tom, right? Do they see much of either of their parents anymore? I feel like Nicole is so caught up in the small biological kids she’s got now that Connor and Bella aren’t really around, but that’s pure conjecture.

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Tom Cruise Thinks His Job Is As Hard As Being a Soldier In Afghanistan

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Yes, this ignorant piece of shit just said that. Tom Cruise truly believes that being a Hollywood actor and having to sometimes deal with the press/paparazzi is as difficult as being a soldier who may get blown up, lose limbs or his/her life while in an ACTUAL WARZONE. I don’t even know where to begin with that.

From TMZ:

Tom Cruise not only thinks he trains harder than Olympic athletes, he believes his job as a professional actor is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan — this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

As we reported, Cruise recently sat for a deposition in his $50 million libel suit against a magazine publisher that claimed he abandoned daughter Suri — and his quotes are GOLD.

First, the Middle East — Tom says his location shoots are just like serving a tour in Afghanistan, “That’s what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal.

As for his physical training, Tom said, “There is difficult physical stamina and preparation. Sometimes I’ve spent months, a year, and sometimes two years preparing for a single film.” But the kicker, he adds, “A sprinter for the Olympics, they only have to run two races a day. When I’m shooting, I could potentially have to run 30, 40 races a day, day after day.”

Right, so… you being super physically fit and having hard days and getting millions and millions of dollars for it is TOTALLY the same as those who do the exact same WITH no guarantee that they’re going to live another day for VERY little pay. You really hit the nail on the head there, asshole. I literally can’t even talk about this anymore. Thank God Katie Holmes did the smart thing and got Suri out of there.

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