Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy New Year! 13 Headlines I Hope to Write in 2013

photo of leann rimes eddie cibrian pregnant pictures 1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a baby, name it Lizzy Jr. 2. Kim Kardashian finally gets that divorce, forgets to marry Kanye West 3. Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for eight months, stays in jail for eight months 4. Amy Winehouse returns to life, says the jokes on Blake Fielder-Civil 5. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: Reunited and It Feels So Good 6. Beyonce finally admits to using a surrogate 7. Taylor Swift settles down and marries ... someone---it doesn't really m...

So I’m Pretty Sure This Would Be LeAnn Rimes’ “Friend,” “Lizzy”

photo of leann rimes lizzy and eddie cibrian pictures ... Ask and you shall receive, right? This is Eddie, LeAnn, and Lizzy upon arrival at Cabo San Lucas yesterday after their quick jaunt to Nashville. I'm with commenter 'Guest' when I ask, "Why does LeAnn have to bring Lizzy on every trip that she and Eddie take?" The funny thing is that the couple (Eddie and LeAnn, not Eddie and Lizzy or Lizzy and LeAnn) are in Cabo for a "romantic vacation," but why bring Lizzy? Is she going to watch Eddie's children while Eddie and LeAnn do romantic couple things, or is there something more happening here? ... Oh. What's that? The kids ar...

Jessica Simpson Wants You to Know She Looks Like This Now

photo of jessica simpson pictures tweet baby bump pic The Twitter caption?: Bumpin' and proud So what are we guessing here, four months pregnant? Three? I know that pregnant ladies who were pregnant almost immediately prior to becoming pregnant again sometimes have that extra-big, extra-early belly happening (I mean, even Jess's boobs might be pregnant this time around), but I don't really think that Jess could be any further than four months, if even three. Either way, she does look pretty great. I wonder how things are going to turn ...

Adam Lambert Didn’t Love Les Miserables

A photo of Adam Lambert First of all, I haven't seen it yet. I know, but I just don't enjoy going to see movies right when they're released. There's too many people, and it makes me uncomfortable and also I can't focus on the movie because some dude keeps checking his stupid cell phone. It's annoying, and I'd much rather wait a couple of weeks to ensure that the crowds have died down. But make no mistake, I am DYING to see Les Mis. Absolutely dying. But Adam Lambert has already seen it. He's, like, way unim...

Oh, Lindsay’s Just Going to Stay Home Tonight

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Guys, it's New Year's Eve! Can you even believe it? 2012 has been a hell of a year, and tonight is the night that we get embarrassingly wasted, like super mega crazy drunk, to celebrate it*. Are you pumped? Have you started pre-gaming yet? Well, Lindsay hasn't. Nope, she hasn't had a drop of booze to drink, probably in years. So she's not pre-gaming, and she's definitely not going to party tonight. Got it? She's in London, and she's planning to have a "small, quiet dinner" before going "straight back to the hotel" to "ch...

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant, Expecting Kanye’s Love Child

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian From People: Kanye West dropped a bombshell during an Atlantic City concert on Sunday night, revealing that he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian are expecting a child. The news of the reality starlet's pregnancy was quickly followed by an outpouring of congratulatory Twitter messages from family members. "Oh BABY BABY BABY!!" shouts Kim's mom Kris Jenner. Adds sister Kourtney: "Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelm...

I’m Sure Lindsay’s Coked Out of Her Mind Here

photo of lindsay lohan fur coat london pictures And God, I hate myself for even saying this, but doesn't she look good here? With the obvious exception of that horrific coat she's wearing, Lindsay looks good, and I don't even know how that can be possible despite all of the things that she's done to her face and her nose and her hair and her teeth. Lindsay, as I mentioned yesterday, is taking up space in London, and for what? Well, some sources are saying it's to be "close" to her "boyfriend," Max George of the Wanted, and others are saying, ...

Charlie Sheen Thinks Using the Word “F-ggot” Makes Him Hip, Maybe

photo of charlie sheen ugly pictures And not just f-ggot, guys, f-ggot assholes. Isn't that so, so nice? As the story goes, Charlie was hosting a music event at a club in Cabo, and before introducing the acts (which included Slash), he asked the crowd how they were doing. Apparently, they weren't "doing" good enough for him, so he cried, "How we doing? ... Lying bunch of f**got a**holes, how we doing?" Charlie later talked to ...

Guess the Celebrity: Who’s Got the Ganked-Up ‘Do?

photo of tom felton bad hair pictures This is the boy and this is his girlfriend, and that thing on his head (also known as "hair) is ... well, everything but the hair is pretty good, I'd have to say. Here's three hints to get you going--- ---He's a total prick in the series of films for which he's famous ---I always questioned whether or not he's a natural blonde ---His "American" accent is darling Jump in to find out who it is! Read More...

Quotables: Piers Morgan Says He’s Going to Deport Himself

photo of piers morgan deportation pictures To even try to conceive of how you would feel if your child was shot multiple times in the head by a Rambo madman at school is just impossible. I honestly don’t know how you would ever carry on with life. But my anger turned to blind rage when I saw the reaction to this hideous massacre in America. Sales of the specific weapon used, an AR-15 military-style assault rifle, rocketed at gun stores all over America in the days following the Sandy Hook shooting. And the country’s biggest gun suppl...

Stars Without Makeup: LeAnn Rimes Probably Got Her Lips Done

photo of leann rimes pictures no makeup photos Hey, so this is LeAnn Rimes chilling at the airport in Los Angeles as she waits to board a flight to Nashville. I'd say she looks good---and I will, because she does---but even that isn't really too redeeming, because it is, after all, LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn and Eddie had custody of Eddie and Brandi's children for the holidays, and Brandi, whom I'm starting to feel more and more sorry for (even though she's totally as plastic as they come), Tweeted this: Nothing worse the (sic) waking up Chr...

Lindsay Could Probably Sell That Fur to Pay Rent if She Still Needs To

photo of lindsay lohan pictures fur coat pic What's Lindsay's deal these days, guys? Does she think that we don't know that she's broke or something? Because duh, we know, and she only looks foolish when she goes out in public in these elaborate outfits (either borrowed or stolen) and elaborate jewels (also either borrowed or stolen). It's like the poor old bag lady, God love her, who picked up the Louis Vuitton bag that fell off the back of a truck one day and ran for it and who parades around with it banging around against her rumpled cl...