Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel tied the knot last year, so the next logical question would be: “When are you having BABIESSSSSSSSSSS?” We all love babies! They’re so cute and squishy and before she have them, we can talk major shit in the press about how fat Jessica Biel has gotten with impunity! Hurrah all around! (And for the dumbos, yes, that was sarcasm.)
In any case, you can kiss that opportunity goodbye for the immediate future, as Justin has no plans of having kids anytime soon. Awww.
‘I’m not against the idea at all, but I think I still have some time ahead of me,’ says Justin, 32.
‘Let’s leave it to fate!’
Justin, who recently released his third solo album The 20/20 Experience after several years working on his acting career, has praised his wife for giving him strength.
‘She’s brought me stability and an inner force,’ the singer says.
‘The most important thing for me is that we’re able to communicate so well and talk about absolutely everything.
‘It’s beautiful to have that kind of closeness and understanding.’
Ain’t shit wrong with that, Justin. I have a feeling he just digs being selfish with his time, money and energy and doesn’t want to have to deal with a kid in there. Plus, he probably needs to work out those anger issues before coming a father.
June 3, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
3Well, That’s Nice, I Suppose: Justin Timberlake Calls His Marriage to Jessica Biel a “Good Decision”
You would hope any married person would consider getting hitched to his or her spouse a “good decision”, but apparently Justin Timberlake feels this is a talking point that needs clarification, as he told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that he’s reminded when he’s with wife Jessica Biel sometimes that making her his wife was a pretty smart move.
“Every once in a while I catch a glimpse of her when she doesn’t see me looking, and I have this moment where I’m like, ‘If you never make a good decision – if you only make bad decisions for the rest of your life – you’ve made one really good decision.”
“It’s nice to marry your friend. It’s nice to marry your best friend. It suits me.”
Aw, isn’t that sweet? I do actually think Jussica (I’m making that up as I go along, so just go with it) make a cute couple and it’s promising that their relationship hasn’t spent too much time in the public eye, so it just may work long term. Plus, friendship is an important base to ANY relationship, so they’ve got that going for them. She’s his ‘Mirror’! It’s all so sweet!
Anyway, here’s Justin talking about marriage on The Ellen DeGeneres Show:
April 25, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Hey, Jessica Biel. Guess what, girl? You still suck at dressing, and while this particular infraction isn’t as bad as that Blanche Deveraux-getup thing you wore to one of the ‘Hitchcock’ premieres, it’s still pretty bad. Why? Well, let me clue you in: your dress looks like a big, charred vagina. That’s right. It looks like you took a blowtorch to your vulva and laughed maniacally while the delicate folds of pretty pink skin sizzled like sausages, crackled like a chip bag, puckered like a prune, and finally contorted itself into a former shell of itself, chiseled from carbon.
Does that about cover it?
November 21, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
This is what Jessica Biel decided to wear for last night’s premiere of Hitchcock in New York. And even if a stylist picked this for her, it still means that someone with access to beautiful, elegant fashions chose this, and Jessica here obviously made the choice to put it on her body. You know, just the fact that this ensemble exists is troubling enough, I don’t really need to get into it anymore than that.
But listen, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about Jessica Biel lately, because what else would I be doing? And I decided that if I met Jessica in real life, I’d probably like her. I don’t know if you guys have this friend, but I think she’d be the type of girl that’s sweet and fun to talk to and bake with and everything, but every once in a while she’d say something and you’d just be like “Oh. My God. Jessica, shut your mouth.” Because it’s never meant to be mean or rude or anything, she just got confused. And then you’d go out to parties, and you’d meet up and be like “Jess, are you seriously wearing that?” And she would look confused, like a puppy that doesn’t understand why he got scolded for chewing up your shoes, and you’d just be like “come on, girl, let’s go.”
However, I still think that this outfit would warrant a good long talk. Because … just look at it.
November 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
That’s what Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel did at their wedding over the weekend they hung out in Italy, they had their wedding that cost 6.5 million dollars, and they went “ha ha, homeless people!”
Here’s a clip from a video that one of Justin’s close friends, Justin Huchel (a real estate agent, no less), put together to show at the wedding:
The actual video is about eight and a half minutes long, and, as you can see, features a variety of homeless people explaining why they just couldn’t make it out to Italy. Charming, right? “Let us sip on our fancy wines and liquors and dine on our thousand dollar meals whilst the less fortunate entertain us!” What assholes.
No, really, this dude, Justin Timberlake’s friend, is a real asshole. Gawker originally posted the clip, and here’s how they described the rest of the video:
“Greetings from Your Hollywood Friends Who Just Couldn’t Make It,” reads the opening title card, “Featuring Sid, Chuck, Robert, and More!” Sid, Chuck, Robert, and others appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”
A male off-camera voice, apparently Huchel’s, asks the man when he last saw Timberlake and Biel, adding, “Did you and Jessica mess around?”
At one point, after commentary from an apparently transexual man, Timberlake’s “SexyBack” is played in the background.
Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, “Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there.” (“There” being the $1,000-plus a night Italian resort hanging out with guests like Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg. “Here” being behind what looks like a McDonald’s.) Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel. When one shirtless man says he saw them at the L.A. Coliseum, the male voice asks, “were you performing with them?”
That really drives it home doesn’t it? I’m somehow always surprised by the ability some humans have to be such utter pricks.
October 25, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
This is really lovely, isn’t it? For all the shit I talk about Jessica Biel, I’ve never denied that she’s a truly beautiful woman, and she looks just stunning in this picture. But I really, really need to see her dress. It’s pink, and I accept that, but I need to see it all. I’ve got my eye out, friends.
Oh, and Justin Timberlake looks like Justin Timberlake. That’s cool, I guess.
But seriously, about that dress. Can the world get on that, please?