Remember Karlie Kloss? That super-skinny fashion model that had everyone going crazy because you could see Orion the Hunter even when she stood directly in front of you at night? She's back! And she's also still pretty skinny.
See, Karlie is the model that Vogue claimed was the "new body" of the fashion season a couple of months back, and after a crap-ton of people went nuts and said, "What? You tripping, boo?", most of the ads featuring Karlie With the Koncave Body were pulled.
Needle...
Well this is interesting. It's probably one of the least-expected celebrities to wear a penis on their head, but then again, maybe it's not. Maybe it makes way more sense than it probably should, and I guess, with comments in the past like tuna being chicken and chicken being tuna, there's an innate silly side to this lady that I just adore. Can I borrow that penis head, girl?
Either that or she just likes penis. Which, considering the condition she's in, is also quite, quite possible.
Ta...
From People:
Etta James, the powerful blues voice behind the chart-topping 1961 evergreen "At Last," has died after a lengthy struggle with leukemia. She was 73.
Her longtime friend and manager, Lupe De Leon, first confirmed the news to CNN. "This is a tremendous loss for the family, her friends and fans around the world," De Leon said. "She was a true original who could sing it all – her music defied category. I worked with Etta for over 30 years. She was my friend and I will miss her a...
Yeah, you know the ones. Those comments about how Kelly is off the wagon and gets trashed and bitches about Christina Aguilera. They're STUPID and you need to STOP, do you hear me?
If I'm not intimidating enough (pssh, I know, I'm more than intimidating enough), I'll let Kelly tell you to back off herself. Here are some tweets that she directed to Radar, the outlet that originally reported Kelly's not-so-sober behavior. Don't get too scared, guys.
thats funny radar because i was not even at any of the...
You guys! How precious is this?! Jennifer Lopez and her man, Casper Smart, are so amazingly, beautifully in love that they are discussing having babies together! BABIES! And yes, they've only been dating for somewhere around two or three months, but ... babies! Can you believe it?!
From Star via Celebitchy:
Jennifer Lopez is so smitten with her new love, Casper Smart, they are already talking babies, Star has learned! “She’s seen how great Casper is with her twins, Max and Emme...
Holy BOOB! [The Superficial]
Kobe Bryant is DONE. [Bossip]
Katherine Heigl wants back on Grey's Anatomy because she's not as talented as she thought. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who was named America's Favorite Actor. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are breaking up over DOGS. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTOS: Katy Perry kissing a dude. [Huff Po]
Nasty Newt Gingrich had an "open" marriage. YUCK. [The Frisky]
Coco and Christina Milian hook up in the club. [Bossip]
Rihanna is hot and almost nude on a treadmill. [Yeeeah]
Helena Bonham Carter is LOADED. [INFDaily]
What Kris Jenner's doing to ruin...
OK, so blame it on the last two days' posts. Blame it on whatever you need to. But I'm here to tell you that I'm absolutely not hard-on-ing over this film because it stars Kristen Stewart, who starred in the Twilight franchise movies. Nor am I popping one because Kristen Stewart is dating Robert Pattinson, who is exponentially less hot than his film character, Edward Cullen.
I'm going nuts because this movie actually looks pretty awesome, and Charlize Theron knocks the hell out of the Queen's role even if I do generally prefer Julia Roberts (and from what I hear, I'm kind of the only one on that side of the fence).
Plus, there's a whole other slew of reasons that I'm loving this film: one, it stars Chris Hemsworth, who, though I don't care about generally, impregnated Elsa Pataky, and Elsa Pataky is the ex-girlfriend of my obsession, Adrien Brody. NO RECONCILIATION THERE, THANKS. Second, it's done by the producers of Alice in Wonderland, and if you saw that and liked it (I did), then you'll probably have a good time at this show, too. Finally, I just really, really like the concept of a Snow White character kicking ass and taking names and swinging decidedly-heavy swords around like it ain't no thing.
You guys excited about this movie or what? It's in theaters on June 1st, and I know what I'll be doing that night. />
OK, so blame it on the last two days' posts. Blame it on whatever you need to. But I'm here to tell you that I'm absolutely not hard-on-ing over this film because it stars Kristen Stewart, who starred in the Twilight franchise movies. Nor am I popping one because Kristen Stewart is dating Robert Pattinson, who is exponentially less hot than his film character, Edward Cullen.
I'm going nuts because this movie actually looks pretty awesome, and Charlize Theron knocks the hell out of the Qu...
And in it, his name is Barnabus Collins. Collins. Well, at least we can thank God for small things - at least the main character's first name isn't Edmund or something, because wouldn't that just be ridiculous: Edmund Collins? Good heavens, yes, it would.
The new project that Johnny just wrapped is called Dark Shadows, and according to IMDB, it's a creepy gothic horror flick centered around - if you've seen the old show, you guessed it! - vampires:
A gothic-horror tale centering on the l...
"My boobs are real, they will sag to the floor. I just feel weird about my boobs. ... But I don't know. I don't know if that's the right direction you want to go in."
- Jersey Shore's Sammi Sweetheart responds to the timeless question "would you ever show them boobies in a nudey mag?"
You know, Sammi said that she wasn't sure if she would ever do something like pose for Playboy, but I think she would in a heartbeat. For one thing, I think that whenever somebody gets all jokey and wishy washy when a...
I don't know where to start this one. Should I show you guys some of Sinead's famous tweets that describe her hospitalization, or should I just go right ahead and be all "girl, this does not look like depression"? Tough call.
I'll just get you up to date real quick, I suppose. A little over a week ago, Sinead had a total meltdown on Twitter. She said repeatedly that she was in serious danger and that she needed to speak to a psychiatrist immediately. She was able to see someone a few hours later, and she said that she was going to be on meds for just a few weeks. It turns ...
He's still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he's not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart's food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!
Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when ...
Hey, did you guys know that Heather Locklear, like, OD'd sometime over the last few weeks? She did. I knew it, but aside from when she played Amanda Woodward on the original Melrose Place, I didn't really have an interest in her. And I still don't, but I wanted to talk about how sad it's got to be lately to be Heather Locklear and the segueway of her re-decline is probably a good place to start. She apparently overdosed on prescription pills and alcohol sometime earlier in the month, stayed in inte...
Remember Karlie Kloss? That super-skinny fashion model that had everyone going crazy because you could see Orion the Hunter even when she stood directly in front of you at night? She's back! And she's also still pretty skinny.
See, Karlie is the model that Vogue claimed was the "new body" of the fashion season a couple of months back, and after a crap-ton of people went nuts and said, "What? You tripping, boo?", most of the ads featuring Karlie With the Koncave Body were pulled.
Needle...
Well this is interesting. It's probably one of the least-expected celebrities to wear a penis on their head, but then again, maybe it's not. Maybe it makes way more sense than it probably should, and I guess, with comments in the past like tuna being chicken and chicken being tuna, there's an innate silly side to this lady that I just adore. Can I borrow that penis head, girl?
Either that or she just likes penis. Which, considering the condition she's in, is also quite, quite possible.
Ta...
From People:
Etta James, the powerful blues voice behind the chart-topping 1961 evergreen "At Last," has died after a lengthy struggle with leukemia. She was 73.
Her longtime friend and manager, Lupe De Leon, first confirmed the news to CNN. "This is a tremendous loss for the family, her friends and fans around the world," De Leon said. "She was a true original who could sing it all – her music defied category. I worked with Etta for over 30 years. She was my friend and I will miss her a...
Yeah, you know the ones. Those comments about how Kelly is off the wagon and gets trashed and bitches about Christina Aguilera. They're STUPID and you need to STOP, do you hear me?
If I'm not intimidating enough (pssh, I know, I'm more than intimidating enough), I'll let Kelly tell you to back off herself. Here are some tweets that she directed to Radar, the outlet that originally reported Kelly's not-so-sober behavior. Don't get too scared, guys.
thats funny radar because i was not even at any of the...
You guys! How precious is this?! Jennifer Lopez and her man, Casper Smart, are so amazingly, beautifully in love that they are discussing having babies together! BABIES! And yes, they've only been dating for somewhere around two or three months, but ... babies! Can you believe it?!
From Star via Celebitchy:
Jennifer Lopez is so smitten with her new love, Casper Smart, they are already talking babies, Star has learned! “She’s seen how great Casper is with her twins, Max and Emme...
Holy BOOB! [The Superficial]
Kobe Bryant is DONE. [Bossip]
Katherine Heigl wants back on Grey's Anatomy because she's not as talented as she thought. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who was named America's Favorite Actor. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are breaking up over DOGS. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTOS: Katy Perry kissing a dude. [Huff Po]
Nasty Newt Gingrich had an "open" marriage. YUCK. [The Frisky]
Coco and Christina Milian hook up in the club. [Bossip]
Rihanna is hot and almost nude on a treadmill. [Yeeeah]
Helena Bonham Carter is LOADED. [INFDaily]
What Kris Jenner's doing to ruin...
And in it, his name is Barnabus Collins. Collins. Well, at least we can thank God for small things - at least the main character's first name isn't Edmund or something, because wouldn't that just be ridiculous: Edmund Collins? Good heavens, yes, it would.
The new project that Johnny just wrapped is called Dark Shadows, and according to IMDB, it's a creepy gothic horror flick centered around - if you've seen the old show, you guessed it! - vampires:
A gothic-horror tale centering on the l...
"My boobs are real, they will sag to the floor. I just feel weird about my boobs. ... But I don't know. I don't know if that's the right direction you want to go in."
- Jersey Shore's Sammi Sweetheart responds to the timeless question "would you ever show them boobies in a nudey mag?"
You know, Sammi said that she wasn't sure if she would ever do something like pose for Playboy, but I think she would in a heartbeat. For one thing, I think that whenever somebody gets all jokey and wishy washy when a...
I don't know where to start this one. Should I show you guys some of Sinead's famous tweets that describe her hospitalization, or should I just go right ahead and be all "girl, this does not look like depression"? Tough call.
I'll just get you up to date real quick, I suppose. A little over a week ago, Sinead had a total meltdown on Twitter. She said repeatedly that she was in serious danger and that she needed to speak to a psychiatrist immediately. She was able to see someone a few hours later, and she said that she was going to be on meds for just a few weeks. It turns ...
He's still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he's not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart's food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!
Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when ...
Hey, did you guys know that Heather Locklear, like, OD'd sometime over the last few weeks? She did. I knew it, but aside from when she played Amanda Woodward on the original Melrose Place, I didn't really have an interest in her. And I still don't, but I wanted to talk about how sad it's got to be lately to be Heather Locklear and the segueway of her re-decline is probably a good place to start. She apparently overdosed on prescription pills and alcohol sometime earlier in the month, stayed in inte...