Daniel Radcliffe has been a busy little man in the days since Harry Potter. He's been filming and promoting terrifying movies, he's starred in a Broadway show, he's beaten an addiction to booze. He even got himself a lady and is thinking about becoming an archaeologist! But even with all of those activities, all of those obligations and relationships, he still manages to text Emma Watson, like, all the time.
Rupert Grint though? Yeah, not so much:
Harry Potter fans prepare for a shocker.
The three stars of the film franchise are far from close buddies in real life, accordin...
Oh no, it's totally cool, universe, go ahead and keep ripping real love apart and then playing matchmaker for couples that don't need to exist. Go right ahead, it's fine. No skin off my back. No, just skin off my newly blackened heart*.
On the latest in the crumbling relationship between Johnny Depp and his girlfriend of fourteen years, Vanessa Paradis, it looks like the two former lovebirds are now living separately. Specifically, on separate continents:
French actress-singer Paradis, 39, has...
Or, ok, they're not getting divorced right now. Probably. Oh no, I didn't just play with your emotions with that headline, did I? You didn't think that Heidi and Seal had a surprise vow renewal/Halloween party this morning, did you? Oh, heavens.
My apologies for any hurt feelings, but there's still a bit of confusion out there about the subject. The general consensus though is that while things aren't going so great at the moment and they might split up, there's no real plan to do so a...
You guys, this is such great news! It seems like we've been hearing about celebrity breakup after celebrity breakup around here for a while now (I still can't believe it about Heidi and Seal), and it's hard on the heart, it really is. Just one of those breakups happened between the always lovely Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, who was cute sometimes on That 70's Show. It wasn't devastating at the time, but now it just seems like part of the problem, one more reason why true love doesn't exist.
But...
And what did she name the charity? The Born This Way Foundation. Of course.
The Born This Way Foundation, also known as the BTW Foundation (to me and my easily amused mind), is the product of a team-up between Lady Gaga and Harvard University. For real. The organization's purpose is to "explore the best ways to reach youth and create a new culture of kindness, bravery, acceptance and empowerment." I'm pretty sure what all that claptrap means is that Lady Gaga formed a whole organization to preve...
Can someone please tell me just what the hell this world is coming to? A couple of weeks ago I had to tell you that those crazy kids, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, are totally over, and about five seconds ago I had to break the awful news to you guys that Heidi Klum is apparently planning on filing for divorce from her beautiful husband, Seal, and NOW I'm here to tell you that there's a new rumor that Courtney Stodden is cheating on her one true love, Doug Hutchison? How much can the heart t...
Well, this is mildly devastating. And I mean that it's mildly devastating in terms of celebrity divorces, not in general world events. No, in general world events, it's just another sign that this world is going to hell in a hand basket, that true love and happiness don't exist, and that everything we believe in is a lie.
The word is that Heidi Klum is set to file for divorce from Seal sometime real soon. As far as we know, and I think we would have heard about it, the actual filing hasn't hap...
It's been about six months since we heard that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting a divorce. In the past couple of months, we've been telling you all about Jennifer and her new lover, but we've only briefly mentioned Marc's! Mostly because Marc Anthony usually just creeps me the hell out and I don't like to talk about him at all unless something he does really interests me, which, hey, has never happened before now because it's Marc Anthony. But now is Marc's time to shine, because he went and creeped me out enough to care. ...
Poor Lana Del Rey. Exactly one week ago today, this girl made her American television debut on Saturday Night Live, and even though she tried her best, everyone won't stop talking about how bad her performance was. And I get it, it was a weird thing to see, but come on now, she new to this whole fame thing! She doesn't even have an album out yet! She's a baby! There's no reason to be mean!
But that is exactly what everyone is doing: being mean. One of the most amusing cases of this happened in an email NBC's Brian Williams sent to Nick Denton, the founder and managing editor of Gawker. ...
Hm. Actually completely adorable and endearing if you ask me. And I know you didn't, but it's nice to pretend sometimes. Just like it's nice to pretend that any Republican candidates have a snowball's chance in hell against this man, whether you like him and/or his policies or not this upcoming election year.
Did you guys hear that Senator Rick Perry dropped out of the race over the last few days? And endorsed Newt Gingrich, who is, alongside Mitt Romney, one of the main front-runners for Republican Presidential candidate? After the South Carolina primary, Ron Paul's going to be done, unless he's looking for a third-party nomination, and then it's going to be between Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, who ALSO doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell, what with all of his ew-ew-ew bad hairpiece-sexual escapades and his "open" marriage. Conservative Republicans are going to eat that guy's ASS. And then it's going to be just Mitty and Rick Santorum, who was former senator from my old home state of Pennsylvania. He did a real great job there, too. As for Mitt? Well. I don't have a whole lot to say about him other than the fact that he's probably the Republican candidate to beat, as if that wasn't evident already. Don't get me wrong, though - it's really not saying too much.
Um. Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to turn this lovely little ditty-post of our handsome, evocative President into a slamjam of political stammering, but I suppose it happened, and I can only apologize for it and vote for him once again right?
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Hm. Actually completely adorable and endearing if you ask me. And I know you didn't, but it's nice to pretend sometimes. Just like it's nice to pretend that any Republican candidates have a snowball's chance in hell against this man, whether you like him and/or his policies or not this upcoming election year.
Did you guys hear that Senator Rick Perry dropped out of the race over the last few days? And endorsed Newt Gingrich, who is, alongside Mitt Romney, one of the main front-runners for Rep...
OK, so am I the only one who just doesn't getNicki Minaj? Doesn't get the weird faces and the fake baby voices and making me intentionally spell things wrong?
This is girlfriend's latest video for her latest single, 'Stupid Hoe', and between the seizures I'm having from trying to figure out whether or not that's a prosthetic ass or not and the silly, over-wide anime eyes that seem to follow me all over the room, I don't really know whether I should be laughing, crying, or foaming at the mouth.
I won't lie - the erotic monkeys kind of scare me, too.
If you can't listen to the video right now for whatever reason but still want to watch the visual onslaught of what happens to an epileptic before they pass out, mute the garbage and read the lyrics instead:
I get it crackin' like a bad back
Bitch talkin' she the queen when she lookin' like a lab rat,
I'm Angelina, You Jennifer,
Come on, bitch. You see where Brad at
Ice my wrists-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
B!tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SV, whats the f-cks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould.
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a ...
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OK, so am I the only one who just doesn't get Nicki Minaj? Doesn't get the weird faces and the fake baby voices and making me intentionally spell things wrong?
This is girlfriend's latest video for her latest single, 'Stupid Hoe', and between the seizures I'm having from trying to figure out whether or not that's a prosthetic ass or not and the silly, over-wide anime eyes that seem to follow me all over the room, I don't really know whether I should be laughing, crying, or foaming at the mo...
But to her credit, she wears it way, way better than Ke$ha ever could.
I get that Florence's thing is retro, kitschy-cool, and what better way to show that you're totally dedicated to your thing than to wear even retro, kitschy-cool swimwear in a place that you're not apt to be photographed (sorry, girl), but I just do not like that high-waisted look when it comes to pants, panties, or now, at the very top of my list, bikini bottoms. Even if you're a skinny-Minnie with a perfectly normal, pert bum ...
Daniel Radcliffe has been a busy little man in the days since Harry Potter. He's been filming and promoting terrifying movies, he's starred in a Broadway show, he's beaten an addiction to booze. He even got himself a lady and is thinking about becoming an archaeologist! But even with all of those activities, all of those obligations and relationships, he still manages to text Emma Watson, like, all the time.
Rupert Grint though? Yeah, not so much:
Harry Potter fans prepare for a shocker.
The three stars of the film franchise are far from close buddies in real life, accordin...
Oh no, it's totally cool, universe, go ahead and keep ripping real love apart and then playing matchmaker for couples that don't need to exist. Go right ahead, it's fine. No skin off my back. No, just skin off my newly blackened heart*.
On the latest in the crumbling relationship between Johnny Depp and his girlfriend of fourteen years, Vanessa Paradis, it looks like the two former lovebirds are now living separately. Specifically, on separate continents:
French actress-singer Paradis, 39, has...
Or, ok, they're not getting divorced right now. Probably. Oh no, I didn't just play with your emotions with that headline, did I? You didn't think that Heidi and Seal had a surprise vow renewal/Halloween party this morning, did you? Oh, heavens.
My apologies for any hurt feelings, but there's still a bit of confusion out there about the subject. The general consensus though is that while things aren't going so great at the moment and they might split up, there's no real plan to do so a...
You guys, this is such great news! It seems like we've been hearing about celebrity breakup after celebrity breakup around here for a while now (I still can't believe it about Heidi and Seal), and it's hard on the heart, it really is. Just one of those breakups happened between the always lovely Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, who was cute sometimes on That 70's Show. It wasn't devastating at the time, but now it just seems like part of the problem, one more reason why true love doesn't exist.
But...
And what did she name the charity? The Born This Way Foundation. Of course.
The Born This Way Foundation, also known as the BTW Foundation (to me and my easily amused mind), is the product of a team-up between Lady Gaga and Harvard University. For real. The organization's purpose is to "explore the best ways to reach youth and create a new culture of kindness, bravery, acceptance and empowerment." I'm pretty sure what all that claptrap means is that Lady Gaga formed a whole organization to preve...
Can someone please tell me just what the hell this world is coming to? A couple of weeks ago I had to tell you that those crazy kids, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, are totally over, and about five seconds ago I had to break the awful news to you guys that Heidi Klum is apparently planning on filing for divorce from her beautiful husband, Seal, and NOW I'm here to tell you that there's a new rumor that Courtney Stodden is cheating on her one true love, Doug Hutchison? How much can the heart t...
Well, this is mildly devastating. And I mean that it's mildly devastating in terms of celebrity divorces, not in general world events. No, in general world events, it's just another sign that this world is going to hell in a hand basket, that true love and happiness don't exist, and that everything we believe in is a lie.
The word is that Heidi Klum is set to file for divorce from Seal sometime real soon. As far as we know, and I think we would have heard about it, the actual filing hasn't hap...
It's been about six months since we heard that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting a divorce. In the past couple of months, we've been telling you all about Jennifer and her new lover, but we've only briefly mentioned Marc's! Mostly because Marc Anthony usually just creeps me the hell out and I don't like to talk about him at all unless something he does really interests me, which, hey, has never happened before now because it's Marc Anthony. But now is Marc's time to shine, because he went and creeped me out enough to care. ...
Poor Lana Del Rey. Exactly one week ago today, this girl made her American television debut on Saturday Night Live, and even though she tried her best, everyone won't stop talking about how bad her performance was. And I get it, it was a weird thing to see, but come on now, she new to this whole fame thing! She doesn't even have an album out yet! She's a baby! There's no reason to be mean!
But that is exactly what everyone is doing: being mean. One of the most amusing cases of this happened in an email NBC's Brian Williams sent to Nick Denton, the founder and managing editor of Gawker. ...
But to her credit, she wears it way, way better than Ke$ha ever could.
I get that Florence's thing is retro, kitschy-cool, and what better way to show that you're totally dedicated to your thing than to wear even retro, kitschy-cool swimwear in a place that you're not apt to be photographed (sorry, girl), but I just do not like that high-waisted look when it comes to pants, panties, or now, at the very top of my list, bikini bottoms. Even if you're a skinny-Minnie with a perfectly normal, pert bum ...