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I don't know if you've noticed this, but the Internet has been, from the very beginning, this thing we use to store and access documents. It didn't take us long to figure out how to add pictures to those documents, and then we started experimenting with other media, like awful MIDI songs. So the Internet has always been a little squirrelly when it comes to "intellectual property" and copylaw.
I certainly hope you'v...
Oh the utter madness of it all. From Blind Gossip:
She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the dr*gs and the alcohol and the self-harming.
It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullsh*t about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, dr*nk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting c*ke ...
Now this is the kind of story I wouldn't poke with a ten-foot stick, ordinarily.
Paternity rumors always make me sad: there's always one family member who seems a little different, a little "on the outside." And as observers, we all catch ourselves trying to explain those telltale differences. Take Prince Harry, whose bad behavior and red hair make him a pretty obvious target for speculation.
Of course Khloe Kardashian is different from the other Kardashians---she's the nice one, the fu...
According to exclusive sources at Radar Online, Kelly Osbourne, sober for almost three years, has come tumbling down from the wagon and is trying to ingest as much alcohol as humanly possible. From Radar:
Kelly is definitely off the wagon again -- at least when it comes to drinking," an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “I’ve seen her out drinking cocktails, beer and champagne numerous times, and I’ve seen her pretty unsteady on her feet too."
And just this past Sunday, Kelly guzzled...
Well who knew that Timmy Tattoos here was so well-hung? I, for one, sure didn't. His exes definitely did, and that makes me wonder why they axed the relationship to begin with - unless it was because, yes, although Travis here is hung like a DONKEY, his shave job is positively pre-pubescent. Of course, I'm strictly talking preference here, and while I don't like to search extensively through the nest in order to find the bird and the eggs, I'm also definitely not a fan of the thing looking so cold and bare and ... I don't know, generally ...
I'm sorry, but this just might be the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Aside from streaming episodes of Hart of Dixie, where Rachel Bilson plays a fish-out-of-water doctor from New York City adjusting to small-town life down south, that is. That's pretty bad, too, but this? This is just The Most Awful Ever. I honestly think I'd be OK with watching 'I Love My Friends' on loop for an hour than have to sit through this again, and that's kind of awful, too.
The video is horrible, the language is NSFW, just so you're aware, and Rachel Bilson has probably never been more unlikable in life. Then again, I never really cared much for Rachel Bilson enough to talk about her, let alone actually form an opinion, so this might be a total win for her. Is that what you were going for, Rach? Because if it was - if it was a ploy just to get people to formulate an opinion on you one way or the other, good or bad - then I suppose it was a complete and utter success.
If not, well. I'd be curious to see who gave you the thumbs-up that this'd be a fun, campy thing for you to do because they were wrong.
Thoughts, friends? Is it really all that bad, or am I just being hormonal and quite easily turned off today? Both are really safe options, you know. I'm OK with either. />Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson from Rachel Bilson
I'm sorry, but this just might be the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Aside from streaming episodes of Hart of Dixie, where Rachel Bilson plays a fish-out-of-water doctor from New York City adjusting to small-town life down south, that is. That's pretty bad, too, but this? This is just The Most Awful Ever. I honestly think I'd be OK with watching 'I Love My Friends' on loop for an hour than have to sit through this again, and that's kind of awful, too.
The video is horrible, the language is NSFW, just so you're aware, and Rachel Bilson has probably never been more unlikable in life. Then again, I never really cared muc...
More confirmation that Johnny Depp is SINGLE. [Lainey Gossip]
Demi Moore is out, Kate Hudson, in. [Starpulse]
Snooki: still knocking back the diet pills. [The Superficial]
Rihanna trades her blunt for a bikini, if you can call it that. [The Superficial]
No one wants to have sex with Bethenny Frankel. You're not surprised, are you? [ICYDK]
Is Rachel McAdams leaving Michael Sheen for this dude? [INFDaily]
Bruce Springsteen's NEW SINGLE. [Huff Po]
The Sex and the City prequel is...
Yesterday, while showing you the answers that Ralph Fiennes gave for the Proust Questionnaire, I asked if any of you would ever be interested in hearing more about this dude. As of this moment, three of you said yes! And that's good enough for me, friends. That's more than good enough.
See, Ralph did this interview with Details and I thought, like I did with the Proust questionnaire, that he seemed really intriguing and kind of dark. Check it out:
On going from theatre to film: Film was something that...
Sure, Casper. "Love and be happy," I bet that's an easy thing to do when you're shacked up with a hot older lady who takes you to McDonald's and gives you $10,000 a week. Yep, you're living the dream, Casper, and on some level, I've got to respect that. But on most other levels, you still seem like a pompous little asshole.
And this "age is just a number" nonsense you're trying to sell on your Twitter? Ain't nobody buying it, my friend.
Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevan...
Hey, everybody! Guess who just did an interview with Men's Health. Mark Wahlberg! Whooo! Tell me all about it, Marky Mark!
On being ok with movies his wife chooses for date night: “As long as it isn’t a Sarah Jessica Parker movie.”
On crying during movies: “The last time I really cried a lot? During The Help. I cried about six or seven times. It was the wife’s choice, but it was a great movie.”
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Cente...
Whoa. Are you guys seeing this? Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because what I'm seeing is that Snooki looks absolutely amazing without makeup. Like, this girl is positively gorgeous. She's so gorgeous that I almost used the word "radiant." This is blowing my mind.
If you're not as astounded as I am, please keep in mind that the girl you see above usually looks like this:
Crazy, right? Underneath the pounds and pounds of bronzer, the totally unnecessary fake eyelashes, and that p...
There are a handful of things in this world that I have always and will always love. Unicorns are one. Colorful leggings are another. Apple juice, tales of romance, the color purple (the actual color, not the book), swings, Neil Patrick Harris: these are all things that I can't remember ever not loving, and that I never want to imagine living without. And while it's true that this little story doesn't have all those things it's still completely magical in that it has a couple.
In the new issue of Out magazine, Neil Patrick Harris gives us an...