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Here We Go Again: Now Khloe’s Dad Is O.J. Simpson

Photo: Khloe Kardashian and O.J. National Enquirer cover story

Now this is the kind of story I wouldn’t poke with a ten-foot stick, ordinarily.

Paternity rumors always make me sad: there’s always one family member who seems a little different, a little “on the outside.” And as observers, we all catch ourselves trying to explain those telltale differences. Take Prince Harry, whose bad behavior and red hair make him a pretty obvious target for speculation.

Of course Khloe Kardashian is different from the other Kardashians—she’s the nice one, the funny one, the tall one, and the one with what sounds like a solid and authentic marriage—and what’s more, she was the daughter who loved father Robert Kardashian most of all. (I can’t mention enough that I’m adopted, you guys, and family is family is family. No, I am not saying Khloe is adopted.)

But this National Enquirer cover? It makes me laugh. It’s, like, “Bat Boy” silly.

The Daily Mail is weirdly stony-faced with their coverage, though:

Khloe Kardashian has been hit with wild claims that disgraced O.J. Simpson is her father.

It comes just weeks after two ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian alleged the reality TV star wasn’t his biological daughter.

The 27-year-old is now forced to face a new devastating report suggesting that Robert’s former client and best friend O.J. is actually her real dad.

A source close to the Kardashians was quick to dismiss the allegations, telling MailOnline today: “This is ridiculous and laughable.”

Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: “Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.”

American tabloid The National Enquirer today ran a story that claimed the jailed former sportsman told friends that Khloe was his.

“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,” a source is quoted as telling the publication.

They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.

They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.

Does 27-year-old Khloe Kardashian look a little like 26-year-old Sydney Simpson? Ehhhh…. I feel like she kind of very doesn’t. Not that I am taking any of this seriously; I have my salt shaker right here.

10 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I really can see the similarity but it may be more a fortunate angle than anything. The story sounds totally ridiculous though.

  • Can we talk about the PREGNANT ANGELINA CANCER SHOCKER headline now? I mean are you kidding me? Quality journalism right there.

  • I’ll bet Kris can’t deny banging him, though.

    ..Let the family shine? Seriously? Good grief.

  • Now there’s a guy desperate to be back in the spotlight a bit.

    Meanwhile, can you tell the Schick ads to schick it where the sun don’t shine? You can tell them, from me, that I have been using Venus for ten years and will never buy their razor (which sounds more like a vibrator, anyway), so they’re not really missing advertising potential with me. In fact, I’m more likely to give them negative results on account of I love my Venus and I really, really hate the popup ads and sometimes they won’t close.

  • clearly OJ is not the father. As the person above me pointed out Khloe is very fair, too much so that there is no way she could have been fathered by a black man. Sydney is clearly half black as her coloring shows

  • have always said that Kris Jenner was promiscuous,little wonder Kim took after mother ,like daughter.i only pity khloe cos she doesn’t deserve this.wish it was Kim in this paternity mess

  • OJ Simpson or someone else,obviously Khloe is not a KADASHIAN.its so glaring and obviously different from the rest kada whatever.