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Khloe Kardashian Complex Cover Is… Something Else

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Khloe Kardashian has spent the time following her split from Lamar Odom in the gym, where she’s been working tirelessly to get her body in check. There have also been ass injections to an insane degree, but that’s not particularly newsworthy since I’m pretty sure the Kardashian/Jenner family has the ass injector on speed dial. What has her hard work wrought? A Complex magazine cover where she got to show that ass off.

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Of course, people had shit to say and Khloe wasn’t happy about it. She worked hard for her body and it’s not the work of retouching! To that end, she posted a comparison photo on Instagram, though I don’t necessarily see how it proves anything at all. I do think this is her real body, though, but I don’t know why she felt the need to prove it.


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Kylie Jenner’s Graduation Party Was Cocaine-Free, Says Khloe Kardashian

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As you probably recall, Kylie Jenner “graduated” high school last week and Kris Jenner made her a fake diploma and threw her a massive party at their mansion. Apparently some people have suggested that there were drugs involved in said party, but Kylie’s big sister Khloe Kardashian isn’t taking so kindly to these accusations. I mean, they weren’t doing cocaine! They were, however, giving a 17-year-old alcohol, and that’s totally cool!


I love that Khloe can’t see what’s wrong with this situation. Christ almighty.

Also, Kylie is really mad that we’re all insinuating that she didn’t actually graduate from her online high school and says that you just never saw her doing any actual work because she doesn’t put her whole life on social media… except for the fact that she pretty much does.


This family, I swear to God…

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Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Finally Getting Divorced

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The next case we’ll hear in celebrity divorce court today has to do with Khloe Kardasian and Lamar Odom. It’s been a long, long time coming for these two – Khloe filed the papers back in late 2013, but Lamar had been refusing to sign them, even saying that he hoped for a reunion despite his incessant cheating and serious drug habit. It seems, however, that the drama is finally coming to an end, and they’re moving forward with plans to end their marriage for good.

From TMZ:

Khloe and Lamar both signed legal docs that will officially end their marriage. Court records show the documents were filed with the court Friday. All that’s left is a judge’s signature, and they’re officially single.

Khloe has clearly moved on. She’s dating NBA superstar James Harden. As for Lamar, it seems he grudgingly went along with the divorce. He recently called Khloe “my girl.”

We’ve learned Khloe and Lamar have reached a property settlement and the divorce could be official within days.

Well, no surprises there – this needed to happen, obviously.  If I had the pick the least offensive member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Khloe would definitely be it and I feel bad for her, given that she’s the black sheep in pretty much every possible sense of that family. You deserve more, Khlo-Khlo! Then again, everyone deserves more than Lamar Odom.


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Khloe Kardashian Slams Liposuction Rumors From The Gym

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Khloe Kardashian has been looking a bit… different lately. Thinner but with a much, much bigger ass, to be exact – and this has led to speculation that she may have had liposuction to make it happen. Khloe didn’t take too kindly to the accusations, despite the fact that her family is well known for their propensity for cosmetic procedures. She set the record straight on social media, as the Kardashians do, while also at the gym (clearly not working out if she’s tweeting):

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I mean, to be fair, maybe she DID do this naturally. She is at the gym an awful lot (she’s right – she’s photographed coming and going from there pretty often) and we are all being awful. But I dunno – no butt is naturally shaped like that. It’s just not, right? It shouldn’t matter either way, of course, whether she paid for it or earned it in the gym, but I think a little honesty is always a good policy.

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Kylie Jenner Finally Confirms Her Lips Are Fake

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I’m sure this will totally come as a massive shock to you guys, but listen to this: Kylie Jenner‘s lips are NOT NATURAL! She actually had fillers done, despite the fact that she’s (still) not even legally an adult and she made this decision when she was younger than she is now! While Kylie has tried to pretend that it’s all about “overlining” her lips, Khloe spills the truth beans in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, because nothing in life exists for this family unless a camera is there to catch it.

It’s “too much” to ask you if you’ve cosmetically enhanced your appearance, when your entire career… is based on your appearance? At least Khloe gave her some good sisterly advice:

Mmmhm. Eventually, Kylie does open up to… the camera to say that she’s “insecure” about her lips and that’s why she decided to inject poison into them, just like her mom and sisters have done before:

LOL, her blank stare. I seriously wish she would just go back to school, get an education, and stop focusing so much on trying to be like Kim. It’s so sad, and so destructive, and it’s clear that she’s sorta just been thrown into this world of whoring herself out to anyone who will pay attention. For an adult who chooses that? Fine, whatever, but Kylie is still a child and if anything, I sorta pity her. She’s SO awkward and hopeless in this world.

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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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Oh Great, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Are Talking Again

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Khloe Kardashian split from Lamar Odom ages ago – back in December 2013, to be exact. His whole “crack addiction coupled with chronic infidelity” thing wasn’t really flying anymore, and it was time to cut the cord… or at least vaguely starting to gnaw at it a bit, since Lamar has repeatedly refused to file the divorce papers and now it seems like he and Khloe are talking again and a reunion isn’t entirely out of the question.

Sources connected to both Khloe and Lamar tell TMZ, the 2 of them are not romantic and are not talking reconciliation, but they don’t want to close the door on the marriage either. That explains why Khloe’s divorce has been laying dormant in the courts for more than a year … the judge has even said if she doesn’t s*** or get off the pot, he’ll dismiss it.

Our Lamar sources says there’s bad blood on both sides.  It’s not as if he’s begging her to reconcile … he feels betrayed by Khloe as well. The Lamar sources say she’s told him he has to make some sort of “grand gesture” before they can go the next step, and so far he’s not willing to do it.

For her part, we’re told she has “a big heart” and doesn’t want to hurt him by sealing the deal on the divorce.  But it’s more than just mercy … we’re told she still has feelings for him.

Christ almighty, does this woman have an ounce of self-respect? I’m not saying we’re privy to the intimate details of their relationship (although we know quite enough to make a pretty good judgment on it, I’d say, since this family can’t keep anything private), and I’m also not saying that people don’t deserve forgiveness. But come on!

Of course, “talking” doesn’t really mean their marriage is going to stay intact, but let’s get this show on the road. Either get those papers filed and done with or get back with him and resign yourself to a life of fuckery, girl.

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