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Kylie Jenner Finally Confirms Her Lips Are Fake

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I’m sure this will totally come as a massive shock to you guys, but listen to this: Kylie Jenner‘s lips are NOT NATURAL! She actually had fillers done, despite the fact that she’s (still) not even legally an adult and she made this decision when she was younger than she is now! While Kylie has tried to pretend that it’s all about “overlining” her lips, Khloe spills the truth beans in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, because nothing in life exists for this family unless a camera is there to catch it.

It’s “too much” to ask you if you’ve cosmetically enhanced your appearance, when your entire career… is based on your appearance? At least Khloe gave her some good sisterly advice:

Mmmhm. Eventually, Kylie does open up to… the camera to say that she’s “insecure” about her lips and that’s why she decided to inject poison into them, just like her mom and sisters have done before:

LOL, her blank stare. I seriously wish she would just go back to school, get an education, and stop focusing so much on trying to be like Kim. It’s so sad, and so destructive, and it’s clear that she’s sorta just been thrown into this world of whoring herself out to anyone who will pay attention. For an adult who chooses that? Fine, whatever, but Kylie is still a child and if anything, I sorta pity her. She’s SO awkward and hopeless in this world.

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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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Oh Great, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Are Talking Again

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Khloe Kardashian split from Lamar Odom ages ago – back in December 2013, to be exact. His whole “crack addiction coupled with chronic infidelity” thing wasn’t really flying anymore, and it was time to cut the cord… or at least vaguely starting to gnaw at it a bit, since Lamar has repeatedly refused to file the divorce papers and now it seems like he and Khloe are talking again and a reunion isn’t entirely out of the question.

Sources connected to both Khloe and Lamar tell TMZ, the 2 of them are not romantic and are not talking reconciliation, but they don’t want to close the door on the marriage either. That explains why Khloe’s divorce has been laying dormant in the courts for more than a year … the judge has even said if she doesn’t s*** or get off the pot, he’ll dismiss it.

Our Lamar sources says there’s bad blood on both sides.  It’s not as if he’s begging her to reconcile … he feels betrayed by Khloe as well. The Lamar sources say she’s told him he has to make some sort of “grand gesture” before they can go the next step, and so far he’s not willing to do it.

For her part, we’re told she has “a big heart” and doesn’t want to hurt him by sealing the deal on the divorce.  But it’s more than just mercy … we’re told she still has feelings for him.

Christ almighty, does this woman have an ounce of self-respect? I’m not saying we’re privy to the intimate details of their relationship (although we know quite enough to make a pretty good judgment on it, I’d say, since this family can’t keep anything private), and I’m also not saying that people don’t deserve forgiveness. But come on!

Of course, “talking” doesn’t really mean their marriage is going to stay intact, but let’s get this show on the road. Either get those papers filed and done with or get back with him and resign yourself to a life of fuckery, girl.

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Kylie Jenner And Khloe Kardashian Went To Coachella

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The last weekend of Coachella just finished, and it wouldn’t be the same if all the celebs didn’t come out to play. Take, for instance, some of the biggest celebrities in the world – Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Khloe Kardashian. They went! Oh, and Kylie’s grown man boyfriend, Tyga. He was there, too. We know all this because they had to publicize their exploits on Instagram. Can we talk about what the hell was happening with Kylie’s hair, please??? I mean, don’t even get me started on the outfit, either.

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I don’t even think anyone in this family is a legit music fan, so clearly going to a music festival was just another chance for them to get press. It worked!

Meanwhile, this is what Kourtney was up to over in Las Vegas…

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I just… okay. Just okay.

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What did Khloe Kardashian do to her butt?

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Speaking of asses, what the hell is going on with Khloe Kardashian‘s? I know this family is famous for injecting anything they can convert to liquid form into their backsides, but SERIOUSLY? This doesn’t even look human! The lips have reached new heights, as well.

Not much else to say here… except maybe that the 10th season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians starts on Sunday?

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Amber Rose sets Khloe Kardashian straight on Twitter

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Amber Rose is kind of the best. She literally has zero fucks to give and I find her pretty enjoyable. Especially since last week, during a radio interview, Amber was asked how she felt about the fact that 24-year-old “rapper” Tyga is dating just-turned-17-year-old Kylie Jenner. Why does Amber’s opinion on this matter? Well, Amber is BFF with Blac Chyna, who is the mother of Tyga’s infant child and the woman he left in order to be with a child.

These were her initial comments:

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Totally valid comments. Why on earth would a grown ass man want to leave a grown ass woman for a child? And this doesn’t even mention Tyga’s past issues with sex with underage women…  just sayin’.

Anyhoo, Khloe Kardashian decided this was just not acceptable and took to Twitter to try and slut shame Amber, who has admitted previously that she was a stripper at age 15. We won’t get into Amber’s background, but if a child of 15 is a stripper, chances are that child is the victim of some kind of abuse going on there and it’s not really something you try to, you know, shame someone for. Not to mention the fact that Amber’s comments were directed more towards Tyga, the adult in this situation, than they were at Kylie to begin with.


Erm, I think Khloe kinda missed the entire point, but why am I not surprised? This family seems to share a single brain cell (the only one they have). Anyway, how Amber responded to Khloe’s ridiculousness is just classic.


And Khloe couldn’t really think of anything clever to say to that, so she left it at this:


LOL, well it’s the easiest jab to throw because, well… I mean, your family is only famous because your older sister made a sex tape? And the rest of you have piggy-backed off of that? And Kim makes her money by taking off her clothes for every magazine going?

I mean, that doesn’t make you whores, just like Amber Rose stripping at 15 didn’t make her a whore. Y’all should all be free to do what you want… when you’re a damn adult. Your sister Kylie is just BARELY 17. She is not an adult. The end. Goodbye.

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Khloe Kardashian doesn’t want sex, she just wants to cuddle

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Khloe Kardashian hasn’t had much luck in the romance department, I think it’s fair to say. She married Lamar Odom after knowing him for about half a second, then had to deal with the fact that he’s a lying, cheating crack addict. Then she got with French Montana and then broke up with him, then got back together with him, then broke up again… it’s all a mess. What Khloe really wants is love, though. She doesn’t care about sex, she just wants someone to cuddle with.

Here’s what she told Cosmopolitan UK

“By the time I hit that age I thought I would have kids and still be married,” she tells us. “But because that’s not the way it went, you can’t sit in a ball and cry. I had a husband, so I think there’s an adjustment period, which I don’t want to rush. Dating is so weird. But I’m happy – I moved into my new house, which is the first time I’ve owned a home on my own. It’s a big step and my brother lives with me – I’m so happy about that,” she says.

“I don’t crave sex. I talked about it more openly when I was married because it’s more comfortable. I crave companionship – I just want to cuddle. I got married at 25 – I was young, but I loved it. I do like it when you save certain things for your marriage. I don’t think you should treat every guy you’re dating like your husband. It doesn’t make it special.”

Huh, well, cool? I mean, I think everyone should be comfortable being on their own. If you don’t like your own company, how will anyone else? Plus, you know maybe next time don’t marry someone after knowing them for 6 weeks – not that Lamar couldn’t have kept this secret life hidden for longer but eh… chances are that whole debacle could have been avoided.

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