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Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen had a baby!

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Rachel Bilson had a baby, you guys! She announced back in May that she and longtime boyfriend Hayden Christensen were expecting their first child together, and they finally welcomed that child this week! Woo hoo!

There’s not much to go on, but US Weekly confirmed the baby’s arrival. We do know they had a little girl, and we also know they gave her a name out of a Disney movie: Briar Rose. If you don’t know who Briar Rose is, I’ll jog your memory – it’s the name the fairy godmothers give Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty to protect her from Maleficent’s curse. Huh. I guess to each their own?

Congrats to them, anyway. No doubt they’ll try to sell the first pics to something like Vanity Fair or something (more refined!) in the coming days. Babies everywhere!

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Rachel Bilson is having Hayden Christensen’s baby

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Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have been dating on and off for seven years, and while they’re not ready to tie the knot (or just aren’t interested in doing so – to be honest I don’t know much about them as a couple), they are indeed ready to be parents together, it seems. That’s probably a good thing, since Rachel is pregnant with their first child!

People confirmed the news, though we don’t have much other info besides (and really, what other info do we need?). We do know that their relationship seems to be going strong, according to Rachel:

“He’s so incredibly supportive and considerate. It’s so basic — that should be there. Because these things are so much more important when you’re older,” she said. “This is my partner, my support, just there for me no matter what. And vice versa.”

I suppose this news isn’t so much of a surprise, anyway – just this time last year, Rachel said that she wanted to have babies with Hayden soon, and looks like now they’re getting their wish!

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Rachel Bilson Wants To Pop Out Some Of Hayden Christensen’s Kids Soon

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Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have been together for a few years now, and it’s clear they plan to be together for a long time to come. They’re not getting any younger, so you know what that means: time for babiessssss! Never mind messing up that bikini body – Rachel is ready to pop out some of Hayden’s little ones, and soon!

From Cosmopolitan:

“I definitely have family on the brain,” Bilson teased. “Having kids is something I want to see in my future – I hope.”

Bilson went on to reveal that she and Christensen have chosen to live a quiet life, largely away from the spotlight.

“I’m a really good girlfriend – I always put all that first in my life. I’m definitely the person who would make him his favorite dinner to come home to.”

“I love to cook, so we make dinner at home a lot and watch movies.”

Aw, isn’t that sweet? I’m so tired today that I don’t even mean that sarcastically. Good for them and their quiet life and maybe babies and all that. I’m sure these kids will be just fine.


Rachel Bilson Looks Amazing In A Bikini

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Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend (fiance?) Hayden “‘Sup, Just Thought I’d Help Ruin Star Wars By Being Boring” Christensen frolicked on the beach and she looked amazing in a bikini. And didn’t claim to weigh 88 pounds and have a muffin top. Summer is indeed coming, everyone. Brace yourselves for celebrities in bikinis.

Anyway I’m sure someone somewhere is going to disagree and say that she has a gross body or whatever, because Internet. At least it’s better than watching her rap video on Funny Or Die.

Photos via Just Jared.

Rachel Bilson (?) Did ‘Funny or Die’, is a Sexy Rapping Doctor I Guess

I’m sorry, but this just might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Aside from streaming episodes of Hart of Dixie, where Rachel Bilson plays a fish-out-of-water doctor from New York City adjusting to small-town life down south, that is. That’s pretty bad, too, but this? This is just The Most Awful Ever. I honestly think I’d be OK with watching ‘I Love My Friends‘ on loop for an hour than have to sit through this again, and that’s kind of awful, too.

The video is horrible, the language is NSFW, just so you’re aware, and Rachel Bilson has probably never been more unlikable in life. Then again, I never really cared much for Rachel Bilson enough to talk about her, let alone actually form an opinion, so this might be a total win for her. Is that what you were going for, Rach? Because if it was – if it was a ploy just to get people to formulate an opinion on you one way or the other, good or bad – then I suppose it was a complete and utter success.

If not, well. I’d be curious to see who gave you the thumbs-up that this’d be a fun, campy thing for you to do because they were wrong.

Thoughts, friends? Is it really all that bad, or am I just being hormonal and quite easily turned off today? Both are really safe options, you know. I’m OK with either.

Karl Lagerfeld and Rachel Bilson Team Up For An Ice Cream Commercial

Have you ever seen a person or a brand sell out on so many levels that you’re not sure if it’s for real or a total joke? That’s exactly the feeling I got watching this new commercial for Magnum Ice Cream starring Rachel Bilson and directed by Karl Lagerfeld, designer and creative director for Chanel.

I can’t help but wonder if the ad is supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek nod to 90s model worship and the bizarre advertisements of that era, or if it’s just weird and kind of pointless. One would think that shelling out the big bucks to have someone as renowned for his taste as Karl would ensure you’re going to get a classy ad that not only makes sense, but is somewhat ingenious and memorable. However, I’m just a little bit confused and frustrated after watching it. All this money spent on a celebrity endorsement and director and you get this cheap-looking, nonsensical and peculiar spot? Oh, wait. Haven’t we outed Karlie as somewhat of an idiot before?

Is Karl trying to ruin ice cream for us so we’ll be as skinny as his models of choice?

Ready To Meet The Mother? And Thanks For a Great 363 Days


Sunday marks one year since I began work here at Evil Beet as your Weekend Editor.  I thank you for all of your support both then and as I moved to weekdays.  For every reader that has vomited their venomous vitriol in my direction, I’ve encountered a hundred-fold of kind and wonderful people.  I even thank the vomiters for reading and sharing their thoughts.

I’ve also learned a lot about myself over the past year, but no self-revelation has been more jarring than when I realized that I don’t watch enough television.  I had to research the premise of How I Met Your Mother because it’s yet another show that I’ve never seen.  Odd really, since I totally love Neil Patrick Harris.  And odd since I write entertainment and celeb news for a living.  As I start Year Two here at EB, I commit to watching a lot more television.  I’ve spent the past few days teaching my kids how to cook, drive and do their own laundry, so I should be all set to dedicate about 8 hours a day to the tube starting next week.

Anyway, if you’re a fan of HIMYM you already know that the audience doesn’t know who the mother of Ted’s kids is.  In honor of the 100th episode of How I Met Your Mother, it sounds like there’s a chance that you might finally meet the mom.  And she’s, uh … hot.

Rachel Bilson has signed on for a one-episode appearance that is expected to happen around that 100th episode, which is when the question of “Who?” will finally be answered.

I like Rachel Bilson.  I think she’s cute and had a great clothing collection prior to getting Lindsayed – that’s my new term for mysterious, masked home invasions — but I don’t get the Rachel and Hayden Christensen match up at all.  They are one of those couple that got engaged, yet I can not envision them ever getting married.  Sorry, Rach!