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Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody’s Still Dating That...

I don’t mean to say that she’s a nobody, because that’s just not all that nice, but guys, she’s a nobody. And that’s an area that Adrien Brody specializes in...

My Entire Year is Ruined

See that picture up there? It’s Adrien Brody. And his new girlfriend. And they’re doing a really good job of feeling each other up on a boat in Saint Tropez. And now I want to...

TOPLESS ADRIEN BRODY AT CANNES.

This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck “like.” This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while...

… Was Adrien Brody Kicked Off SNL?

This is semi-old news, as the following interview was released about two weeks ago, but I’m sorry – I just cannot pass up a chance to talk about the object of my celebrity...