11Are Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane Doing It?

Charlize Theron, amazing person and total megababe, was spotted having dinner with dick joke empresario Seth MacFarlane at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. They left together as well. He looks really psyched about this. She looks like she’s trying to hide. He looks like he’s about break out into song. She looks like she’s about to break out into a sweat. Hey, I kid. You take a hundred photos and you find a handful that tell a story, and you go with that story; you don’t know what really went down. But if I had to guess I would say that she’s thinking, “I need to make some serious life changes.”

You may not remember this — in fact, I was shocked I tell ya, shocked when I re-learned this bit of info — but Mr. MacFarlane and Amanda Bynes dated for a hot five minutes.

MacFarlane was recently linked to Game of Thrones star (and star of the much hated Breakfast at Tiffany’s Broadway show) Emilia Clarke. They broke up last month. According to The Huffington Post via E!:

“They are no longer dating,” a source told the website. “It was really a location challenge. She has been in Europe shooting Game of Thrones and he is based in California, so it was hard to make it work despite the distance. They have remained friends.”

Check out the rest of the photos from McTheron’s date and come up with your own story.

Thanks to Lainey Gossip for the photos.

April 9, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2Charlize Theron’s Thinking About Releasing Her Own Line of Jeans

From The Hollywood Reporter:

Everybody knows how well Charlize Theron wears clothes, but now the A-list clotheshorse wants to make them too.

THR has learned that she and stylist Leslie Fremar are shopping the idea for a Theron Jeans line with denim brands, which would be sold in mass-market stores. Now, with celebrity stylists making all kinds of clothing deals — Kate Young with Target, Jeanne Yang’s Holmes & Yang co-designed with Katie Holmes — it makes a lot of sense.

I’m not entirely opposed to this idea, especially if it makes my ass look like Charlize Theron‘s. That’s how these things work, right? You wear something that a celebrity put their name on and you suddenly become exactly like them, yeah?

There’s not much to say about this – Charlize Theron might put out some jeans. She dresses well and we know she’s a pretty cool lady, so it might actually be pretty good. Here’s a confession: when Sarah Jessica Parker put out that line of clothes with Steve and Barry’s a few years ago, I definitely grabbed about 10 pair of her $15 jeans and guess when I last wore them? Yesterday. I FEEL NO SHAME!

Here’s a gallery of Charlize Theron wearing jeans, just because, you know, why not?

March 11, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

0Charlize Theron Would Have Ten More Kids If They Were Like Her First

All-around cool lady Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy named Jackson back in May 2012 and not only is he WAY TOO CUTE, he’s also apparently the best kid ever. The actress was asked if she wanted more kids (of course she was) and she revealed that she totally would, if Jackson was anything to go on.

From E! News:

And speaking of Jackson, Theron says she wants more kids…kinda.

“More?” she asked with a big smile. “I don’t know. I mean, if all my kids could be like Jackson, I’d have 10 more right now.”

Theron’s mom, Gerda, chimed in, “I’d love her to have more.”

Theron laughed, “She’s always asking me when.”

It’s so funny that moms always want grandkids. I suppose it’s because they have the luxury of spoiling them rotten and then being able to give them back to the parents when they get unruly. I’m sure Charlize is as great of a mom as she is everything else and I love picturing her with a small tribe of children. That’s all I really have to say about that one.

March 3, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

5Charlize Theron Rescues a Seizure-Suffering Security Guard at the Oscars

Charlize Theron is one of those actresses I don’t have much of an opinion on either way – she’s a pretty okay actress, she doesn’t seem overly vain and is probably generally pretty cool, so she’s okay in my book. That became even more true this morning since it was revealed that she helped a security guard who was having a seizure before the Oscars started last night.

From E News:

Not only is Charlize Theron beautiful, but she’s also a life saver.

The gorgeous Hollywood star rushed to help a security guard who was suffering from a seizure at the Dolby Theater tonight before the Oscars began, E! News confirms.

Yes, in a gown and all.

The actress was one of the few people around the man when he went down, and attempted to help him up, before someone else phoned a doctor.

Okay, I realise that trying to help the guy up is what any decent human being would do in the situation and isn’t exactly a heroic feat. Still, you know if it was like, Julia Roberts or some shit, she would pretend she didn’t see him or feign confusion or something. I don’t know why I’m picking on Julia Roberts, but let’s go with it.

Here’s hoping the security guard in question is okay.

February 25, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

5Kim Kardashian And Charlize Theron Are Twinsies!

That’s Kim Kardashian headed out to do a recent appearance on The Today Show on the left. And on the right, that’s Charlize Theron at last year’s BAFTA Awards. These two have absolutely nothing in common besides the fact that they are both humans with the same kind of chromosomes. Well, they both have two arms and two legs and two eyes and all that, but let’s not break it down this far when you know exactly what I mean. Kim Kardashian and Charlize Theron are very, very different people.

And now they’re two very, very different people wearing the same dress. Isn’t it funny how life works?

But even though Charlize wore the dress first – almost a whole year before Kim, in fact – does that mean she wore it better? I don’t know. Well, no, that’s not exactly true. I probably do know. I’m going to have to give this one to Charlize. It’s the cut of the dress, mostly. See, Kim is absolutely addicted to wearing peplum dresses and tops, but it’s really just not the most flattering thing for her. And I’m not hating, I’ve seen a lot of peplum styles that are super, super cute, but I’m just not comfortable with a useless layer of fabric that’s only purpose is to highlight the size of my ass. I just can’t get behind it.

Charlize, however, is obviously a lot less curvy, and I think she pulls this off well. But what about the color? The lighting of a street is a lot different than the lighting of a red carpet, so I’m not really sure. I would imagine Kim would be the one to rock the color yellow over Charlize, but what do I know? Not a lot. About coloring, that is. I don’t know a lot about coloring. What do you think?

But all this analyzing is besides the point, really. Because nothing else matters when you’re TWINSIES! Yay, twinsies!

January 24, 2013 at 5:30 am by Emily

25Love It or Leave It: Charlize Theron’s Going Grey, Too

Guys! Look at Charlize Theron! See that hair? That haircut? The color? Charlize and I could be head-twins. Or at least, hair-twins; Charlize Theron’s got way more on me in the face department, but my hair was that short not too long ago, and I also have the salt and pepper look going on (yes, at twenty-nine). My hair, however, is slightly more dishwater brown than almost-black, but it’s like wow. Charlize-girl and I are even going grey in the same places.

You already saw what Charlize looked like as not-a-blonde back in November, and now you can see that she doesn’t give a crap about those who don’t like it—she looks great and she’s rocking the shit out of it.

What do you guys think about Charlize bold head statement?

December 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Sarah