1Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn engaged?

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing…

From the NY Daily News:

The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.

The glimpse of Theron’s glitzy hardware comes just days after reports emerged that the hot Hollywood couple were planning to wed.

LOL, frankly if I was famous and constantly being talked about in the press, I’d wear a ring on that finger just to mess with people. That being said, these two will probably get married, and who really cares? Why is it such a big deal and worth stalking someone to find out about? When they want to reveal it, they will. I don’t think it’s going to revolutionize anyone’s world to know that two people you’ve never met are going to get married.

July 25, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer

0Charlize Theron really wants to marry Sean Penn, apparently

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been hot and heavy for a while now – what, like a year or more? – and that means there’s one thing we all MUST know: Will they tie the knot? Sure, Charlize is pretty stoked on remaining officially single (read: unmarried), but according to some people, she can’t wait to walk down the aisle with Sean ASAP.

From US Weekly:

A proposal may be in the works! Charlize Theron and boyfriend Sean Penn are ready to wed, a source reveals to Us Weekly. The couple, who’ve been dating for eight months, are already talking about children, too.

“They absolutely want to get married,” a Penn confidant tells Us. Another adds: “They want to grow their family.”

Well, that’s… interesting. I’m going to call complete bullshit on this, especially considering how recently Charlize pointed out how happy she is WITHOUT being married. That doesn’t mean her relationship with Sean isn’t strong, it just means she doesn’t feel the need to have a piece of paper to say it.

Then again, who knows – maybe she’ll change her mind and they will get married. Life is weird that way.

June 1, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

1Charlize Theron strips down for ‘Esquire’, remains hot

Charlize Theron is hot, right? We love her – she’s intelligent, she’s a good actress, she seems like she has a good sense of humour. Sure, she’s inexplicably into Sean Penn, but love is love, right? I guess?

In the new issue of Esquire UK, Charlize stripped down and got sexy for Terry Richardson (WHY HIM? WHY?) for a cover story in which she talks about how good life is as an unmarried lady and how she’s doing things her own way, which is awesome. Here’s a great quote:

“If you’re asking me then, yeah, my life is really good.”

Who would say it wasn’t?

“I’m sure some people would be like, ‘I would never want to have that life.’”

Why would they say that? You have an enviable life.

“Oh, I’m sure there’s a lot of aspects to my life that a lot of people wouldn’t want.”

What aspects?

“Just personal choice things. Like the fact that I’m single at 38. That’s not necessarily what a lot of women want.”

But you’re not single.

“I mean unmarried. But I’m just saying, a life is good if it’s the life that you want.”

Is this the life that you want?

“Yeah, it is. I am living my life in a way that if tomorrow it ended – and I hope not because I have a kid – but if it did, this was the life that I really wanted to live. But I work at that, you know?”

She stops again, fixes me with a look. “Here’s the one thing I’ll give you. If you do go through any severe trauma, if you are put in a situation where you understand that it very easily could have gone the other way, you realize very quickly the value of life. That becomes very, very clear.”

Good for Charlize for saying a hearty “Fuck that!” to society’s expectations. Good for her.

But look, I know that’s not what you’re here for. You want the sexy pics. Indeed, you shall have them. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

May 30, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

0Charlize Theron really, really can’t sing

Well, I guess you can’t have everything in life. Charlize Theron is beautiful and a great actress, but singing is most definitely not her strong suit. Remember when she hosted Saturday Night Live back in the day and did that skit with Anna Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph about being in a girl group and she totally bombed with the singing? Well, everyone else remembered and decided to reminisce about it.

Oh man, I miss the old days of Saturday Night Live!

May 11, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

1Best, Worst, And WTF Of Oscars Fashion!

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

Aaaaand The Oscars are back already. How did that happen? Seems like we just saw them and watched Jennifer Lawrence win in her wedding gown.

Anyway, check out these looks and make your picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the night. Mine are at the bottom. Personally, I felt everyone played it a little on the boring side.

Last year’s Oscar fashion post can be found here.

GO FOR IT!!

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March 3, 2014 at 6:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

1Sean Penn And Charlize Theron Were “All Over Each Other” At A Fundraiser

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are a thing, apparently, because they were seen “all over each other” at one of Penn’s fundraising events (above). Hmmm, how interesting that ex-wife Robin Wright’s engagement was just made official and now Penn is getting all feely with Ms. Charlize Theron. Totally unrelated, I’m sure. According to People,

“[He] had his hands all over Charlize,” an eyewitness tells PEOPLE. “During the event they were all over each other – it was on!”

Although Penn, 53, and Theron, 38, arrived separately, they were spotted holding hands as they walked away at the end of the evening together.

Oh, Sean, that’s like the oldest trick in the book — to throw yourself at someone else when you hear your ex has moved way the f-ck on. And so obvious. This is a man who hates to be photographed doing anything. Charlize, my Goddess, what are you doing with him? He’s awful.

And yikes, dude has NOT aged well either. Girl, you’re better off with Seth MacFarlane…but only barely.

January 12, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives