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Sean Penn is surprised to be in love again

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are apparently getting married soon and things seem to be going well with them – perhaps somewhat surprising given the recent revelations (they were revelations to me) of what a piece of shit he was to previous partners. I mean, tying Madonna to a chair and beating her for hours? And God knows what went on with Robin Wright, but it’s safe to say they’re not really on good terms…

In any case, Sean expressed his thoughts on love and marriage in a new interview with Esquire UK:

Yeah, I’m surprised to be in love. Lot of reasons. I’m self-proclaimed bad at mathematics but I can do two plus two: 53 years old plus finally beginning to figure out why you haven’t been happy in a single relationship? It could seem too late. But to run into somebody now who you care about is a much more passionate, deeper, truer and – God! – a much happier feeling. It’s a lot more romantic and a lot more fulfilling to be in a relationship and to think you’re a good person within it.

Yes, I’d get married again. You say I’ve been married twice before but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again. I mean, I like the tradition. A friend of mine wrote a line, “Without tradition, new things die.” And I don’t want new things to die.

Well, isn’t he a perfect gentleman? Insert eyeroll here. Who knows, maybe he’s a changed man and it’s a match made in heaven with Charlize, and fair enough. He’s just always come off as a bit of an asshole – but hey, some women like that sorta thing, so best of luck to ’em.

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  • And maybe why Claire is engaged again…

    He seems like such a yerk!! A violent, angry yerk whose great skill as an actor is harnessing that intensity and pushing it onto the screen. I still liked him best in Fast Times, Spicoli 4eva!!

    • Claire is doesn’t seem be in very stable relationship. Publicly breaking up and then getting together again sounds like a recipe for disaster.

  • Or the fact he is a far left wing moron who openly supported Maduro in Venezuela for his “support of the people” nonsense that has lead to their economy free-falling thanks to the usual state takeover of assets from private sector and then squandering any proceeds through “redistribution” schemes and corruption.

    Also, don’t forget he’s an ally of the Castro brothers in Cuba, those wonderful “freedom fighters”.

    • RIGHT?! I mean he *raped* Madonna and everyone in Hollywood is acting like it didn’t happen like what the fucking hell.

  • I’m surprised anyone fell in love with him too. Maybe Charlize likes getting tied up and having the shit beat out of her.