Kelly Osbourne Doesn’t Appreciate Your Stupid Comments, Ok?

Yeah, you know the ones. Those comments about how Kelly is off the wagon and gets trashed and bitches about Christina Aguilera. They’re STUPID and you need to STOP, do you hear me?

If I’m not intimidating enough (pssh, I know, I’m more than intimidating enough), I’ll let Kelly tell you to back off herself. Here are some tweets that she directed to Radar, the outlet that originally reported Kelly’s not-so-sober behavior. Don’t get too scared, guys.

thats funny radar because i was not even at any of the after parties i was working!!!!

please stop writing bullshit about me i did not even go to any golden globe parties i was working!

i will say this till I’m blue in the face I DO ENOUGH STUPID SHIT YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE THINGS UP!

Enough of all the bullshit how are all my tweethearts doing today?

my room mate & i are having a proper laugh about all this B,S press he goes ‘i wish you were that fun U never do anything but work old lady’

About nine hours after that, it became apparent that Kelly hadn’t had “enough of all the bullshit,” so she revisited the topic:

If I want to have a drink them Im going to have a drink Im 27 years old! Was their story true? NO! is it anyones business NO? #GiveMeABreak!

Trust me I’ve worked to hard to go and f*ck my life up agin you ass holes! and thats quite frankly all i have to say on this stupid subject!

Kelly!  You almost had me, you really did! I was totally on your side, despite how hilarious it was for me to imagine you all drunk and slurring and ranting about Christina Aguilera. I was ready to defend you, girl, but not anymore.

Listen. There are some people who can have a drink once in a while and be cool about it. There are other people who go through a phase where they get wasted once a week, and it’s not that pretty, but they get over it (and I think those people are typically called college students). There are people who develop a problem, stop altogether, and then figure out how to handle themselves around alcohol. And then there are people who just shouldn’t touch it, ever. I think that last one is Kelly.

The girl is 27 and she has been to rehab, what, three times? She was treated for an addiction to painkillers each time, and I’ve never been addicted to painkillers or anything, but that’s a bad one, right? That’s a problem. And Dr. Drew says that once you get treated for an addiction, you have to be careful not to latch on to something else to take the place of what your main vice used to be, and from what I’ve seen of addiction (which is kind of a lot), I’d say that makes perfect sense. I’ve seen people who used to be all about painkillers do the whole “no, it’s cool, I’ll just get trashed instead,” and it’s never a good plan. For whatever reason, it never works out.

So watch out, Kelly, that’s all I’m saying. You make your own choices, obviously, but try and make the right ones, and try not to hate on Christina too much. That’s all I want for you.