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Kelly Osbourne Calls Christina Aguilera a Fat …

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BITCH. Yup. A FAT BITCH. I couldn’t put that in the headline, because I’m pretty sure our advertisers would have our collective heads on a stake, and I just can’t be responsible for the skewering of Jenn and Emily’s pretty little heads, especially when they’re such nice, wonderful girls.

But truly, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a fat bitch, and I love her for it. Not because, you know, I have anything against people of a certain body fat percentage, but because Christina Aguilera railed and railed on Kelly Osbourne for so long about being both fat and disgusting. Sometimes it’s interesting to see people take the opportunity of pointing karma out to their fellow man. It’s not exactly right, but it’s semi-entertaining nonetheless, you know?

On E!’s ‘Fashion Police,’ a conversation between Joan Rivers and Kelly Osbourne transpired, and it kind of went like this:

…  After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.

There you have it – irony at its best, I suppose, though neither of the girls are particularly gross or fat.

But here’s the bottom line: who’d you rather – Christina or Kelly?

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    • No, she *started* getting fat after having the baby. She’s just gotten fatter and fatter since then, and I don’t think she can use it as an excuse anymore. I blame it on the al-al-al-al-al-alcohol…

  • Christina is gross. And not because she gained weight, she just looks dirty and out of it. Gross drunk.

  • the best revenge is living well

    (and also, i think christina looks better than she ever did)

    • “You know I’m not gonna diss you on the Internet
      Cause my momma told me better than that.”

      Let me quote Beyonce (“Survivor”), and that’s the reason why people respect Beonce even if they don’t dig that kind of music. Never heard her talking shit about anyone…

      Kelly should’ve known better…

  • they have hated each other like forever. there’s always name calling and childish shit, this isnt new at all….

  • grow up you two. get along. i mean you look so similar. and you are both gorgeous. i mean heeeeellllo? is anyone with a brain there?