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Forbes Releases Top-Earning Celebrity Couples List

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I don’t know about you guys, but these lists always intrigue the crap out of me. These celebrity “power couples,” as they’re often referred to, bring in, like, unbelievable wads of cash annually. Jaw-dropping amounts.

I mean, this kind of money is money that I can’t even fathom having, and the craziest part is that there are people out there – both single and partnered up – who earn, like, quadruple this.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady topped the list this year, bringing in just around $76 million bucks. And that’s just the reported income. You can’t tell me that there isn’t some under-the-table stuff going on somewhere there.

The rest of the list is as follows:

2. Jay-Z and Beyonce – $72 million

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3. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – $50 million

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4. David and Victoria Beckham – $45 million

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5. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart – $40 million

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So, there you have it, folks. A comprehensive list, totaling just about 283 million dollars, if my math’s correct. I know that wouldn’t, like, cure the nation’s financial problems, but imagine if all celebrities who made over $500k a year donated their annual earnings to fixing up the state of the country and went and lived with their parents for a little while. We’d be as ballin’ as we really think we are then, you know?