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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have adopted their seventh child

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have a massive family, with a whopping six kids. It works for them and that’s great, but six kids is a LOT, right? Well, how about seven? Word on the street is that Brangelina adopted a 2-year-old boy named Moussa, whom she met during a trip to Turkey. Moussa was abandoned at a Syrian refugee camp in Turkey, but he’ll soon be living it up in LA.

From Women’s Day:

“Angelina heard about him from a translator and she was obviously upset, but Moussa was just beaming from ear to ear and when he saw she was wiping tears from her eyes he toddled up to her and gave her a hug and it was a very emotional moment and everyone was suddenly laughing and smiling,” says a charity worker.

“She kissed him on the top of his head and then they were basically inseparable for the rest of the visit.”

After an extensive check confirmed he was an orphan, Ange began the process of filing for adoption.

Moussa will join Cambodian-born Maddox, 13, Vietnamese Pax, 11, and nine-year-old Ethiopian Zahara, as the adopted members of the chaotic “Brangie bunch”, which also includes biological children Shiloh, 8, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 5.

Whether or not this is actually true remains to be seen, but if so, that makes Team Brangelina 9 members strong. Seven kids is seven too many, in my eyes, but they’re filthy rich and love being parents, so I suppose it’s really lovely that they can give these kids homes and love. If only they could adopt every last kid in an orphanage – no sarcasm there, of course.

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced – get over it, already!

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were the world’s hottest couple during the late ’90s/early ’00s. Literally, we thought it could get no hotter (until, of course, he hooked up with Angelina Jolie). The whole situation was messed up – Brad very likely cheated on Jen with Angelina while filming a movie with her, though their relationship was already on the rocks. Jen was seen as the angel in this situation while Angelina was a homewrecking whore, yada yada. It’s all in the distant past now and everyone has moved on, of course, but some people feel like Jen must still be harboring some serious pain about the whole thing. WRONG!

Here’s how she explained it in an interview with Lee Cowan for CBS Sunday News:

“The fact that it still follows you around — I mean, I’m divorced. It’s gotta be painful. I mean, I don’t like it when people bring it up. But people still do, right?”

“I don’t find it painful, though,” Aniston said. “I think it’s a narrative that follows you because it’s an interesting headline. It’s more of a media-driven topic.”

“You’ve moved on, clearly.”

“Well, everybody has!” she laughed.

“You guys still talk? You friends?”

“We’ve exchanged good wishes and all that sort of stuff to each other, but not a constant thing. I mean, do you talk to your ex-wife?”

“No. … When I have do, I do.”

“There ya’ go!”

She’s currently engaged to actor Justin Theroux — happy and blissful, she says, despite the spotlight.

“But can you and Justin turn off all that noise and static?” Cowan asked.

“Oh, we do. We absolutely do. We know what our truth is. And that’s all just static.”

I truly do feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. I don’t think another actress has EVER been plagued by the amount of bullshit questioning she has ever since being with Brad. What happened to your marriage? Are you upset? Do you hate Angelina? Will you get married again? When will you have babies? Do you not want babies because you care about your career more? What about the babies?! And when are you getting married?! Like, I would seriously punch someone.

I’ve always found Jennifer Aniston really enjoyable and still do – especially since I’ve been rewatching Friends lately and she’s just so damn charming.

Here’s the full video of her interview, if you’re interested:

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Brad Pitt got his first gun when he was in kindergarten

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Welp, colour me surprised – I had no idea Brad Pitt was gun happy, but apparently he is. In fact, he got his first gun while he was still in kindergarten and to this day, won’t be at home without a gun stashed somewhere. But wait, before you get all up in arms, Brad does understand the gravity of possessing weapons and would never go crazy with them.

From Radio Times (via The Telegraph):

“There’s a rite of passage where I grew up of inheriting your ancestors’ weapons,” said Pitt. “My brother got my dad’s. I got my grandfather’s shotgun when I was in kindergarten.”

The actor – who was born in Oklahoma and raised in Missouri – was first given an air gun, then received a shotgun when he was six. By the time he was eight, he had fired a handgun.

The Radio Times reports that Pitt doesn’t feel that he and his family are safe unless there is a gun in the house.

“The positive is that my father instilled in me a profound and deep respect for the weapon,” he said.

I guess fair enough. He seems relatively sane and especially as a celebrity and the amount of crazies there are in the world, I suppose he feels he needs to be hyper-vigilant to keep his family safe. It’s a shame we live in a world where we need guns to protect ourselves, but it’s tale as old as time and not likely to change anytime soon, unfortunately, as long as ACTUAL psychos are able to get a hold of guns and other weapons.

I personally would never be able to live in a house with a gun – it would give me all kinds of anxiety, especially if children are present (though again, I do understand there are ways to ensure children don’t get a hold of guns, etc – but nothing is fail-proof!), but to each his own.

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Angelina Jolie’s kids drew on her wedding dress

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always insisted that their decision to get married – and the wedding itself – was all about their kids, who were really into the idea. It seems that’s actually the case, as Angelina donned a pretty interesting dress when she tied the knot with Brad last weekend.

Here’s the scoop from US Weekly:

In the first photos, on the new cover of the UK’s HELLO! magazine, the happy bride affectionately kisses her now-husband Pitt.

“It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter. It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family,” Brad and Angelina told the mag.

As previously reported by Us Weekly, the couple wed in a small intimate ceremony in a chapel in Chateau Miraval in France. “It was a non-denominational civil ceremony,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us in a statement. “It was very much a family affair.”

A family affair indeed. Not only did Jolie’s dress feature artwork drawn by kids Maddox, 13, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and six-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, the children were also active in the nuptials.

Jolie walked down the aisle with Maddox and Pax, while Zahara and Vivienne “threw petals, gathered from the garden,” the spokesperson previously told Us. “Shiloh and Knox were the ring bearers.”

Aw, well that’s sweet. I think it’s extra sweet that they really did do this for the kids and would have been perfectly fine not ever getting married if it wasn’t for them. I do think they will be together for a long ass time – like, think Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins time (they were the best couple EVER). I dunno, I just think they work!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married!

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Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the world with their impending (but seemingly never arriving) nuptials for what seems like ages, but it’s really happened! They got married on Saturday and now they’re officially husband and wife!

I mean, this is actually the sum and total of what we know about this grand event, but that’s good enough for us. Despite the fucked up way their relationship came about all those years ago, you can’t stand in the way of true love and they do make a fantastic couple. Congrats to them!

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Brad Pitt has something to say about the guy who punched him

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Brad Pitt was attacked by a prankster at the Maleficent premiere in Hollywood last week, and while the dude who punched him in the face, Ukranian “journalist” Vitalii Sediuk is in some serious hot water over the incident, Brad still wants to have his say about how the whole thing went down.

Here’s what he told People:

“I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head – not too hard – but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”

“I don’t mind an exhibitionist,” Pitt continues, “but if this guy keeps it up he’s going to spoil it for the fans who have waited up all night for an autograph or a selfie, because it will make people more wary to approach a crowd. And he should know, if he tries to look up a woman’s dress again, he’s going to get stomped.”

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Brad Pitt got punched in the face by a stranger

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In what must be the 2014 equivalent of Fabio getting smacked in the face with that bird while riding a roller coaster, poor Brad Pitt was jumped by some random dude at the LA premiere of Angelina Jolie‘s Maleficent. Someone wanted to destroy his beautiful face at all costs! HOW COULD THEY?!

Basically, some guy named Vitalii Sediuk jumped the fence while Brad was on the red carpet and ran over to him and started swinging. He made contact with Brad’s face before police stepped in and arrested Sediuk and he’s being charged with misdemeanor battery. This isn’t new for him, either – Sediuk is the one who got slapped for trying to kiss Will Smith, got arrested for crashing the Grammys and most recently, assaulted America Ferrera.

Why exactly is this asshole given credentials for any of these events given his history?

Anyhow, here’s US Weekly‘s extra tidbit on the happenings:

An eye witness tells US when Pitt left the premiere, “he did seem a little tense” and was “trying to shepherd his kids through the lobby and towards the back door,” adding Pitt, “was like ‘Keep tight. Stay together.’”

People seriously need to cool their jets, and this Sediuk asshole needs to be banned… like, from everything.

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