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Beyonce is releasing her own fashion line with Topshop

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As if Beyonce hadn’t taken over enough of the world already, she’s now teamed up with Topshop in a 50/50 venture that will see her release a line of sports leisure apparel and streetwear probably right in time for Fall ’15.

“This is not a collaboration. This is about building a brand and building a business—a separate, proper business, with separate overhead and a separate office,” Topshop owner Sir Philip Green told WWD. “Basically, when she was in London in February we arranged to get together. We started talking generally, about doing something together. We’ve been looking at that [athletic] sector for a while. It’s something we need to be in. Based on what she does, how she works out, the conversation got into that category. We started getting into proper conversation in May or June, as to how it would work. It took six or eight weeks to put a deal together. On Friday, Beyoncé came to our office for the last piece of the jigsaw puzzle.”

So why did Bey do this? Well, she’s always liked Topshop’s “fashion credentials” and “forward thinking”. Kewl?

There’ll be items including shoes and accessories across sports, dance and fitness and Topshop will sell the items online and in stores. If you can get a hold of a single piece, that is – you know people will shit themselves over this nonsense.

Beyonce finally “proves” she was really pregnant with Blue Ivy

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I’ve never been a Beyonce conspiracy theorist when it comes to the issue of whether or not she was actually ever pregnant with Blue Ivy. The stupid “collapsable baby bump” thing seemed like a joke to me, but apparently some people are very, very serious about their feelings on the subject for some reason or other. In any case, Bey knows this, and she used her On The Run HBO special to somewhat set the record straight by sharing the above photo of herself posing naked with Jay-Z during her pregnancy. See? Issue solved… or something.

Now people are saying Bey is the queen of Photoshop (wrong – that’s Kim Kardashian) so this could easily be fake, but is it really that serious, y’all? Why go to such great lengths to make up something so stupid? Here’s Beyonce in the hospital after giving birth, as well:

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I get it – people do make up insane shit and this wouldn’t be the weirdest thing someone lied about, but like… really? I dunno, I just don’t see the point. That child is Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s and that’s kinda all that matters. But speaking of Jay-Z, here’s a picture from their wedding, which oddly looks vaguely tacky:

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Candles on a flat screen TV? I mean… alright.

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Beyonce “proves” she’s not pregnant by posting bikini pics

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Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently on holiday with Blue Ivy over in Italy, while the rest of the world is fixated on whether or not they’re expecting another baby. Jay-Z apparently announced that she was during a concert in France by simply changing a lyric in one of his songs, sending the world into an absolute frenzy (as they probably hoped).

Well, finally Beyonce is “speaking out” against these rumours by posting photos of herself on holiday in a bikini, showing zero sign of a baby bump or anything close to it.

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Look, I’m all about Bey celebrating her hotness and all of that, but the stunt queen bullshit has GOT to go. It’s exhausting. If she’s pregnant or not pregnant, whatever, who cares? The point is, don’t purposely try to create hype by suggesting to rabid, crazy ass fans that have already been speculating that she is indeed having a baby, then put up pictures of her in a bikini showing she’s clearly not, etc. Trying to drum up attention at this point is desperate and obnoxious – you’ve already got it, so why carry on like this?

Y’all know I am a Beyonce & Jay-Z fan, but sometimes it’s a hard life to live because they make it so easy to be annoyed by them.

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Some guy told Beyonce she can’t sing and her response was excellent

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I don’t know who in their right mind (which is, perhaps, the point) would go to a Beyonce concert just to hold up a sign that says she can’t sing, but I guess to each his own. That’s what some weirdo did nearly a year ago, and we’re only now seeing the video of how the incident unfolded now.

I won’t ruin it for you – just sit back and enjoy:

Well, that’s him told. Look, if you really don’t like someone/something, how about just, you know, getting a life and shutting up about it? NO ONE CARES. If you DO like something but you act like you don’t just to create drama/get attention, the advice is the same: get a life. No time for cornballs like this dude.

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Jay-Z might have announced that Beyonce is pregnant again

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Jay-Z and Beyoncé have taken their On The Run tour overseas and while performing in France on Friday night, Jay-Z maybe sorta told everyone that Bey is knocked up again for real by changing the lyrics in his song “Beach Is Better” from “I replace it with another one” to “pregnant with another one”. 

People are, of course, losing their shit, and no official announcement has been made (nor have their reps responded to the 8,000,000 requests for comment I’m sure they’ve had since). Of course, these rumours have been swirling around for weeks, maybe months – but this is the first we’ve heard from either of them either way. Does changing a lyric in a song count as an announcement? Was he just trying to rile everyone up? Is Baby #2 just growing to prove the haters wrong and show the world that Jay and Bey’s relationship is just fine? Who knows?

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Beyonce is so grateful for your birthday wishes, she did a cartwheel

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Beyoncé celebrated her birthday on September 4th, and members of the Beyhive took to social media to bombard her with birthday wishes. She may be a worldwide star, but she does read your messages and she was so thankful for them, she posted a picture of herself doing a cartwheel (back walkover?) on her Instagram page to show her appreciation.

I guess that’s nice? Happy belated b-day, Bey.

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Beyonce might be pregnant again

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I don’t think anyone actually really knows what’s going on with Beyoncé and Jay-Z. First they can’t stand each other and are planning to divorce and now all of a sudden Bey is pregnant again, apparently. At least that’s what OK Magazine and MediaTakeOut are saying.

He’s informed their entire entourage that they need to use relaxed voices, mellow lighting, and listen only to soft music, and he’s said that all of the food Beyonce’s eat should be organic. He’s really doing his best to make sure that she’s as comfortable and healthy as possible.

Yeah, okay – I don’t really think so, but I guess you never know. I just hope they don’t end up actually having another baby to shut up reports that their marriage is falling apart. That’s a recipe for disaster if ever I’ve heard one.

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