Apparently there was a time in which Victoria Beckham had some serious cleavage. I don’t remember this time – but then again, I never really paid attention to anything Posh does – but it turns out, she actually did go through with getting breast implants at some point. Of course, they didn’t last long and she eventually decided to get rid of them.
“I don’t have them anymore. I think I may have purchased them.”
Well, at least she’s honest! She also gushed a bit about husband David, who is apparently pretty great:
“[David] is the most wonderful man I have ever met. He’s a fantastic father. He’s incredibly talented, a wonderful husband. I supported him for many years, and he’s proud of me. He supports me. We’re very equal at home.”
Cool. Their relationship has lasted a while, which is great, but considering he cheated on her ages ago, I wonder if they have some arrangement now where he can still do whatever he wants, or if he actually did feel so awful about it that he never did it again. Anyhoo, good for them for sticking it out!
I called this last time the topic of a Spice Girls 20th anniversary reunion was on the table: Victoria Beckham wouldn’t do it. She’s too far up her own ass and takes herself far too seriously to ever do it, unfortunately. Indeed, she’s proven me right in a new interview with Vanity Fair (via the Daily Mail), insisting that the past is the past and she’s got zero interest in it:
“I won’t ever do it again. Doing the Olympics was an incredible honor. I was so proud to do it, proud to be British. That was a perfect time to say, ‘That’s great. Thank you to everybody, but no more. Sometimes you’ve got to know when it’s time to leave the party.”
“The Spice Girls were successful because we celebrated women. That’s why I do what I do today.”
Look, I get that the Spice Girls are old news at this point. They’ve been out of the spotlight and disbanded for over a decade, so it makes sense that they’ll each have moved on with their lives. However, Victoria Beckham’s life wouldn’t be what it is today without that group. It literally made her entire career. No one’s saying you need to do a full-on tour or anything like that, but why not indulge the fans – and even yourselves, to remind you of where you got your start – just for fun once every 20 years? Because it undermines your “serious” fashion career now? Give me a break.
In any case, I don’t think anyone will be all that surprised to read this. It’s not like she seemed all that thrilled to be performing at the Olympics, either:
Mel B was asked – for some odd reason – if she’s “attracted” to her Spice Girls bandmates on the Howard Stern Show (oh wait, I see why now!), Mel actually said yes and revealed that she’d made out with every last one of them… to test out her tongue ring. Surprise! She also apparently SLEPT with a few of them! :-o
Here’s what she said when questioned if she ever fancied any of them (via DS):
“Always. They’re my homies. I kissed all of them, yes. I got my tongue pierced and I wanted to try out my tongue piercing and so I kissed them all.”
When asked if she had ever got into bed with any of the girls, she replied: “Back in the day I had fun.”
Okay, so let’s dissect this one. Out of the four other girls in the band, I think Mel B and Geri definitely had a fling because Geri just seems like she’d like a bit of lady on the side. Victoria is way too uptight to even consider going lesbo even once, so I don’t think that happened. Mel C has been in the closet for decades, so I can definitely see that having happened. Emma? I’m not sure, actually. Hmm… maybe if they were drunk?
I have no idea where in the world this rumour started, but apparently reports were going around claiming that Victoria Beckham was in charge of costuming for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie. Uh… what? I’ve never really looked too much at Posh’s fashion range, but her style doesn’t scream S&M to me, so no wonder this one is false.
Victoria chatted with Grazia Daily for a full two minutes (and managed not to look constipated throughout!) in which she set the record straight – she hasn’t even been asked to do the costuming (and don’t bother, because she probably wouldn’t do it anyway, in other words).
Video below of the interview, but is something weird with the lighting here or has Victoria had new Botox sessions or something? She just looks… so strange and like a completely different person! Also, I think it’d be hilarious if the costume designer for this movie ended up being like, some cast-off from Project Runway or something. Santino, boo, where are you? Melissa Fleis?
I’m sorry, but Harper Seven Beckham is just too cute. She doesn’t half look like her father, too, doesn’t she? Because her mummy – Victoria Beckham, of course – has got a show for her own clothing range at New York Fashion Week, Harper has been making the rounds and winning everyone’s hearts – even stone cold Anna Wintour, who could rival Victoria herself for Most Miserable Face. Don’t believe me? See for yourself:
Adorable! I mean, all the kids are good looking and all, but I think Harper might take the cake for cutest celebrity kid. Sorry, Suri, time to hand over the crown.