Sorry about all the geeky stuff coming out of my laptop today. It's just that San Diego Comic-Con 2011 is totally underway, and people keep announcing movies and television shows I can't wait to watch.
For instance: Mike Judge attended Comic-Con to talk about his old new television show, Beavis and Butt-head, which is returning to MTV---after 14 years!!---this October. Hear that, mom? Payback! Payback for all those years I wasn't allowed to watch anything by Viacom!
The Bieber fans among you...
We just had a post about Megan Fox, so what would be the natural progression of things? Shia LaBeouf, blowing everything out of the water with something crazy.
In this case, it's his hair.
...
Can someone do me a solid and explain this? I've also thought Shia to be kind of pretty, in that almost-forgettable on-the-fringe kind of way, but I hardly think that this hair is the direction boyfriend should be going if he wants to remain a sex symbol.
I know letting the cat out of the b...
Hey look, Megan Fox has finally got some work that doesn't have to do with Armani! I'm afraid, however, that regional magazines are up to their old tricks of pretending their cover subject is of the particular nationality or ethnicity in which the shoot is taking place. Do you guys love this shoot or what? And don't give me the whole "Who paints their nails in the bathtub?" as if you never have.
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Wow. When did Lee Lee Sobieski get all hot and stuff? [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan's broke. [Lainey Gossip]
Evelyn Lozada on Dancing With the Stars? [Bossip]
Ryan Reynolds at Green Lantern Spain premiere. [Starpulse]
Carrie Underwood's marriage in trouble already? [Cele|bitchy]
Star Wars never-before-seen footage! [Huff Po]
Nerd porn: men with moobs. [The Frisky]
Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried? [Celebuzz]
When hot stars go bald. [The Frisky]
Get Halle Berry's sexy thighs. [Celebuzz]
Britney: big disgusting gasbag? [Yeeeah]
Vanessa Minn...
"Love is beautiful. It’s hard but so wonderful. You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you. I’ve been told I keep my heart guarded. My advice is to have fun and to be prepared for anything.”
Selena-girl here has some valid points. Shall we break them down, one by one?
1 - Love is beautiful.
Sure. Sure it is. Ever see The Notebook? OK. Case and point.
2 - It's hard, but so wonderful.
OK. With you there, too. Not everything is rosy all the time.
3 - You should enjoy...
But you know better, now, don't you friends? Anyone could look good with the right lighting and copious amounts of Photoshop - even, like, Jabba the Hutt. And these particular photos? Are so heavily-Photoshopped that they might have even been entirely digitally fabricated.
Anyway, this is the original Baywatch beauty posing for some chintzy lingerie company, very originally called 'Secrets in Lace.' The best part of it? Pamela is the 'designer' for this particular line: the whole concept was ...
Won't be long now, guys! The next big movie to hit theaters will be Breaking Dawn Part 1, and then we can talk about that for six weeks before and after like we have with Harry Potter. It's only fair, you know. For now, though, enjoy the photos of the Twilight kids at the 2011 Comic-Con convention. It should hold you over 'til it's light enough to get back to reading the book without your flashlight on. It still might be kind of early where you are. Enjoy!
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David E. Kelley's Wonder Woman never made it to NBC, and it sure isn't because of that awful costume---it's because the television pilot sucks on ice.
Leaked footage of the never-to-be superhero show depicts an earnest Adrianne Palicki, as the eponymous lead, gracelessly leaping and bounding with the help of wires. I really like it when she stiffly runs toward criminals in perfect imitation of the T-1000, or when she she stiffly sashays off in defeat. (Also, speaking of stiff: Wonder Woman's immut...
To be perfectly honest, all I want to talk about is Lindsay's dumb ol' dress. I just want to be catty about fashion, I don't want to go on and on about how yeah, Lindsay might really go to jail soon, because it's exhausting and it's never going to happen and it's ridiculous. But hey, I'm nothing if not dedicated.
Here's a quick rundown: Lindsay had herself a little checkup at court today to make sure she's doing ok. Newsflash: she's not. She was supposed to get some counseling because, um...
It's just clips for days around here, huh? But really, how am I supposed to help it? Hot vampire sex and Ryan Gosling giggling - I have a soul, you know. I can't keep those things all to myself.
But anyway, you guys know how much I love Stephen Colbert, right? And you guys should know how much I love, like, love and equality and that sort of thing. So of course the combination of those two things just sets my heart aglow.
What's your favorite "It Gets Better" video? Are you completely over them, or do you think they still serve a purpose? Let's talk about the issues, people. />
It's just clips for days around here, huh? But really, how am I supposed to help it? Hot vampire sex and Ryan Gosling giggling - I have a soul, you know. I can't keep those things all to myself.
But anyway, you guys know how much I love Stephen Colbert, right? And you guys should know how much I love, like, love and equality and that sort of thing. So of course the combination of those two things just sets my heart aglow.
What's your favorite "It Gets Better" video? Are you completely over them, or do you think they still serve a purpose? Let's talk about the issues, peop...
Oh, you mean we gave you a link already today? Oh. Well. How about that.
If you'll remember, all the way back in December we showed you a clip of Ryan Gosling learning about a Tumblr dedicated to his beauty and grace. And obviously it was too good to let die, so the same brilliant interviewer decided to revive it. And man, if Ryan Gosling isn't the most adorable, then you tell me what is. And then I'll probably just die, because really, something more precious than this man? />Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog
Oh, you mean we gave you a link already today? Oh. Well. How about that.
If you'll remember, all the way back in December we showed you a clip of Ryan Gosling learning about a Tumblr dedicated to his beauty and grace. And obviously it was too good to let die, so the same brilliant interviewer decided to revive it. And man, if Ryan Gosling isn't the most adorable, then you tell me what is. And then I'll probably just die, because really, something more pre...
You know, the one where Edward and Bella get to let out all the pent-up sexual frustration and just go for it, leaving a few broken headboards and slaughtered pillows in their wake? It's the one, you know the one, after they have their wedding and go to Isle Esme and just bang it out for a while, pushing and thrusting through all their emotions until she gets knocked up with an evil fetus that Edward has to chew out of her?
Can't. Wait....
Sorry about all the geeky stuff coming out of my laptop today. It's just that San Diego Comic-Con 2011 is totally underway, and people keep announcing movies and television shows I can't wait to watch.
For instance: Mike Judge attended Comic-Con to talk about his old new television show, Beavis and Butt-head, which is returning to MTV---after 14 years!!---this October. Hear that, mom? Payback! Payback for all those years I wasn't allowed to watch anything by Viacom!
The Bieber fans among you...
We just had a post about Megan Fox, so what would be the natural progression of things? Shia LaBeouf, blowing everything out of the water with something crazy.
In this case, it's his hair.
...
Can someone do me a solid and explain this? I've also thought Shia to be kind of pretty, in that almost-forgettable on-the-fringe kind of way, but I hardly think that this hair is the direction boyfriend should be going if he wants to remain a sex symbol.
I know letting the cat out of the b...
Hey look, Megan Fox has finally got some work that doesn't have to do with Armani! I'm afraid, however, that regional magazines are up to their old tricks of pretending their cover subject is of the particular nationality or ethnicity in which the shoot is taking place. Do you guys love this shoot or what? And don't give me the whole "Who paints their nails in the bathtub?" as if you never have.
[gallery columns="5"]...
Wow. When did Lee Lee Sobieski get all hot and stuff? [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan's broke. [Lainey Gossip]
Evelyn Lozada on Dancing With the Stars? [Bossip]
Ryan Reynolds at Green Lantern Spain premiere. [Starpulse]
Carrie Underwood's marriage in trouble already? [Cele|bitchy]
Star Wars never-before-seen footage! [Huff Po]
Nerd porn: men with moobs. [The Frisky]
Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried? [Celebuzz]
When hot stars go bald. [The Frisky]
Get Halle Berry's sexy thighs. [Celebuzz]
Britney: big disgusting gasbag? [Yeeeah]
Vanessa Minn...
"Love is beautiful. It’s hard but so wonderful. You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you. I’ve been told I keep my heart guarded. My advice is to have fun and to be prepared for anything.”
Selena-girl here has some valid points. Shall we break them down, one by one?
1 - Love is beautiful.
Sure. Sure it is. Ever see The Notebook? OK. Case and point.
2 - It's hard, but so wonderful.
OK. With you there, too. Not everything is rosy all the time.
3 - You should enjoy...
But you know better, now, don't you friends? Anyone could look good with the right lighting and copious amounts of Photoshop - even, like, Jabba the Hutt. And these particular photos? Are so heavily-Photoshopped that they might have even been entirely digitally fabricated.
Anyway, this is the original Baywatch beauty posing for some chintzy lingerie company, very originally called 'Secrets in Lace.' The best part of it? Pamela is the 'designer' for this particular line: the whole concept was ...
Won't be long now, guys! The next big movie to hit theaters will be Breaking Dawn Part 1, and then we can talk about that for six weeks before and after like we have with Harry Potter. It's only fair, you know. For now, though, enjoy the photos of the Twilight kids at the 2011 Comic-Con convention. It should hold you over 'til it's light enough to get back to reading the book without your flashlight on. It still might be kind of early where you are. Enjoy!
[gallery columns="8"]...
David E. Kelley's Wonder Woman never made it to NBC, and it sure isn't because of that awful costume---it's because the television pilot sucks on ice.
Leaked footage of the never-to-be superhero show depicts an earnest Adrianne Palicki, as the eponymous lead, gracelessly leaping and bounding with the help of wires. I really like it when she stiffly runs toward criminals in perfect imitation of the T-1000, or when she she stiffly sashays off in defeat. (Also, speaking of stiff: Wonder Woman's immut...
To be perfectly honest, all I want to talk about is Lindsay's dumb ol' dress. I just want to be catty about fashion, I don't want to go on and on about how yeah, Lindsay might really go to jail soon, because it's exhausting and it's never going to happen and it's ridiculous. But hey, I'm nothing if not dedicated.
Here's a quick rundown: Lindsay had herself a little checkup at court today to make sure she's doing ok. Newsflash: she's not. She was supposed to get some counseling because, um...
You know, the one where Edward and Bella get to let out all the pent-up sexual frustration and just go for it, leaving a few broken headboards and slaughtered pillows in their wake? It's the one, you know the one, after they have their wedding and go to Isle Esme and just bang it out for a while, pushing and thrusting through all their emotions until she gets knocked up with an evil fetus that Edward has to chew out of her?
Can't. Wait....