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Ryan Gosling granted a restraining order against his stalker

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Alright, fess up – which one of you was stalking Ryan Gosling? Someone was, to the point that the new dad had to go and get a restraining order against the crazy who swears that she and Ryan are “twin flames”, whatever the hell that even means (I don’t think I want to know).

From TMZ:

According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Gosling says Grace Marie Del Villar has been sending harassing emails and packages … in one case she sent a torn-out page from a magazine featuring Eva Mendes and stapled a copy of her contact info to the page.

She has also bombarded the inbox of Ryan’s sister with messages, in one case saying, “I am kicking your brother’s head.”

The tipping point came on Oct. 28th, when Del Villar traveled from NYC to L.A. and showed up at Gosling family residence, rang the security gate and said she was, “Ryan’s twin.” She left a doll catalog at the gate.

She’s ordered to stay 100 yards away from Ryan, Eva, daughter Esmeralda.

His sister Mandi also got a restraining order against the stalker.

I feel like a broken record (and know I sound like one, too) when I say: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? I mean, I know it’s complicated, and there are many mental illnesses, etc, but Jesus. I know we hear more about these stories because the targets/victims are celebrities and stuff like this happens in “real life” all the time, but it seems like crazy people do gravitate even moreso towards famous people. I wonder why that is? Either way, stay safe, Ryan!

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling named their baby…

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed their first child together, a baby girl, last month, but until now we didn’t know many details, besides the fact that Ryan was apparently a doting father and Eva was just… there. Well, now we seemingly know the name of the baby, since TMZ paid someone to get a hold of the birth certificate.

Gosling and Mendes named their daughter Esmeralda Amada … according to the baby’s birth certificate, obtained by TMZ.

Amada was the name of Eva’s character in “We Own the Night” — and Esmeralda, well … maybe she’s a big fan of the ’96 Disney flick “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.”

Esmeralda! I mean, it’s a bit Disney, like they say, but it’s unique and I quite like it. What would the nickname for Esmeralda be, though? It’s a bit of a mouthful to say all the time. Esme? No, that’s too close to Twilight territory. I dunno, but I do like it.

However, I also think it’s tacky as shit that TMZ went to the lengths of getting a hold of the birth certificate for the sake of being the first to tell the world their kid’s name. Are birth certificates part of public record? I dunno, but I could have lived without that information.

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Ryan Gosling is “madly in love” with his daughter

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That headline sounded far creeper than it was meant, I promise. What I meant was, Ryan Gosling is head over heels crazy about being a dad to his new baby girl with  Eva Mendes (though that was a direct quote). How do we know how Ryan is feeling about fatherhood? After all, we don’t even know the baby’s name or anything. But one fine civil servant, also known as “a source”, has bravely come forward to offer Ryan’s thoughts on his behalf.

“Ryan is madly in love with the baby,” a source tells PEOPLE of the infatuated father, 33, adding that Mendes, 40, is loving her new title of “mom.”

And the proud parents aren’t alone in their doting: Grandmas Gosling and Mendes are doing their share of pampering, too.

“Ryan’s mom and Eva’s mom have both been helping,” the source says. “They have both been great. The grandmothers are both very excited and both very hands-on – as much as they can be.”

Mendes is “absolutely in heaven being a mom. She’s never been happier,” a source told PEOPLE after the birth. “She and Ryan are just in awe of this beautiful person they created. It’s a really special time for them.”

Well, I’ll tell you one thing – I’ll sleep soundly tonight knowing that! Also, I think this is the first time I have actually felt bad for Eva for being so basic that the angle of the story is about Ryan, despite the fact that she’s the one who carried and gave birth to the baby. Poor girl.

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had a baby!

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling revealed – or rather people found out – that they were having a baby only a few short months ago, and now it seems like they’re already parents to an adorable baby girl.

Hey girl, indeed! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a baby girl on Friday, Sept. 12, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.

Yes, that is exactly the total of information we’ve got. I’m sure more info will be forthcoming, but for now, you’ll have to live on the image of Ryan Gosling cradling a tiny infant to his beautiful chest and be done with it.

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Ryan Gosling cries after sex, apparently

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Ryan Gosling is currently shacked up with Eva Mendes and is about to be the father of their first child, but he used to be a bit of a bachelor and met his share of ladies. One lady, in particular, is claiming that she and Ryan slept together and then he began sobbing because he “gets emotional”. At least that’s what Star magazine‘s interns made up in last week’s print edition:

Ryan Gosling brought movie fans to tears in The Notebook. But on one date, it was Ryan who turned on the waterworks.

“He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn.

“I thought I heard him sniffling,” she says. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”

Okay, sorry, but I’m calling bullshit on this one, and the lady behind this – if she’s even real and not a figment of one of Star’s “writer’s” imagination – is an asshole. She’s an asshole for making it up if it didn’t happen and an asshole for selling it to a magazine if it did. I guess at least she said he was a good lay?

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Ryan Gosling is already a “caring father-to-be”

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Here’s a story you can blow right out your ass: it’s been about a week since we found out that Eva Mendes (GOD HELP ME, I typed “Eva Gosling” at first – please tell me a wedding’s not next!) and Ryan Gosling are having a baby, and already some “source” has gone blabbing to US Weekly about how he shops, cooks and acts like a “caring father-to-be”. Or, you know, like a decent fucking person.

“Ryan goes out and gets the groceries,” the insider tells Us of the Notebook hunk. “[Eva's] been wanting pasta, and he’s cooking her meals.” Adds the source: “Ryan has already stepped into the role of caring father-to-be.”

LOL, okay, Source. Calm down.

I seriously hope this is one of those quotes that a work experience intern made up, because if they actually paid someone to spew this basic bullshit, they got ripped off.

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Is this what Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s child will look like?

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They’re both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?

According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here’s a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:

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Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger versions of both of them rather than combinations. The boy, especially.

Anyhow, how are you all coping with the pregnancy news? I know it’s not all what we wanted or expected, but everything happens for a reason. This must be the way things are meant to be. Deep breaths.

On a serious level, why does everyone shit all over Eva Mendes so much? Like, I know she’s nothing special, but neither is he, so why is it that she “doesn’t deserve him”? This is a legit question – I don’t know much about her at all, so please fill me in.

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