Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Threatens To Sue Over Dick Pics, But He’s Not Really That Mad

justin bieber Just a few days ago, paparazzi photos of Justin Bieber's dick hit the internet and basically the entire world was talking about it, retweeting it, gushing over it, masturbating to it, I don't know. It was Big News. There'd been so much talk about JB's downstairs goods that to finally have proof of what he's working with seemed to matter to a lot of people. It particularly mattered to Justin himself, who was pissed off and threatening to sue any sites that didn't immediately follow the cease and desist and take the snaps down immediately... except that's not really going to happen, ...

I Guess We Have To Talk About Justin Bieber’s Dick

justin bieber Yesterday, the Internet broke when paparazzi pictures of Justin Bieber au naturale on vacation leaked online. In the photos, Justin is in Bora Bora and presumably getting ready to go for a swim. He's in the nude, his dick swinging here and fro, and that's that. The uproar was presumably over two things: first, the fact that we're finally seeing Justin Bieber's dick after those suggestive Calvin Klein underwear ads, and second, aforementioned dick is of pretty good size. You'll remember that ...

Justin Bieber’s Relationship With Selena Gomez Was “A Marriage Kind Of Thing”

selena gomez justin bieber Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been broken up for good (or for now... again?) for a while now, but both of them are still talking about it like it's news, and we're still listening. We know that Selena couldn't answer whether or not she'd ever get back with Justin, but for Justin's part, he's definitely moved on, but he's still feeling the scars that their relationship left on him. Asked what he learned from falling in love at such a young age, Justin told Complex: "Don’t fall in lo...

Did Justin Bieber’s Cronies Drug An Australian Model?

justin bieber bailey scarlett Oh dear, Justin Bieber's in trouble again... well, sort of. While in Australia, he decided to hit up a recording studio to make some sweet, sweet music. He invited along some girls, including Australian model Bailey Scarlett, who got settled in right away and poured herself a vodka and lemonade. Only that's where things went very wrong, because Bailey is now claiming someone drugged her drink when she set it down! She's not blaming Justin, though - he was one of the people who actually helped her...

Selena Gomez Would Probably Date Justin Bieber Again

selena gomez Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have been on and off more than... well, things that are on and off a whole lot. Of course, they're young and overly dramatic and they're both rich and famous, which only compounds the first two things. Because of this, they can't really manage to make it work for any real length of time, but that doesn't mean they don't like each other and that Selena wouldn't go there again in future. At least she's open to it. From Elle: "Her new album's most-talked-about...

Justin Bieber Shotgunned A Beer In Las Vegas

bieber Justin Bieber may be a changed dude (NOT), but he still likes to let his Kate Gosselin circa 2005 hair down and have a good time. While in Las Vegas ahead of the upcoming Mayweather/Berto match, he decided to enter a head-to-head competition to see who could shotgun a can of beer the fastest. He lost, but at least he gave it his best shot. He posted the video on Instagram with the caption "I lost but I didn't go to college"... which, what? Is he bragging about the fact that he doesn't have a ...

Justin Bieber Threw A Tantrum On The ‘TODAY’ Show, Of Course

justin bieber Just when I think Justin Bieber deserves a break, he goes and acts like a smacked ass again and I'm just left shaking my head at this spoiled brat. Come on, man - you're 21 now, not 15; time to grow the hell up and start living the bullshit ideals you've been spouting during your "I've changed!" press tour this past year. While performing on the Today show on Thursday morning, Justin was none too pleased with the rain and took his frustration out with the cameraman, who was in his way, apparently. This meltdown ...