Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Storms Off Stage In Oslo Because He Had A “Rough Week”

justin bieber Even though Justin Bieber is making some amazing music these days doesn't mean he's any less of an asshole than he ever was. Despite his apology tour earlier this year, during which he insisted repeatedly that he's a changed man and has learned from his mistakes, he remains... well, kind of an asshole. Sure, his job is hard and girls are always screaming in his face or whatever, but he also makes millions and millions of dollars. Oh, and he chooses fame — if it was too much, he could just ...

Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” Is So Good & I Hate Myself For Saying It

jb Justin Bieber is a total dickhead and everyone knows it, but there's another hard truth we've all had to confront lately: he makes really, really good music. From "Where Are U Now" to "What Do You Mean", the Biebs has been killing it with catchy pop music, and now he's gone and done it again with his new song, "Sorry", and I don't even know who I am anymore. I'm obsessed (with this song, NOT him). The video is a bit of a hot mess and I'm assuming it's not the real thing — the whole "white girls dancing in ways popularized by ...

Justin Bieber Says His Dick Is Bigger Than Those Pics Would Have You Believe

justin bieber When paparazzi pics of Justin Bieber's dick were published a couple of weeks ago, there was plenty of chatter around the Internet about them. Most people were shocked (and some pleasantly surprised) about how well-hung young Bieber appeared to be (I just gagged while typing it), and Bieber himself was pleased he could finally prove his manhood, though he did threaten to sue sites that were publishing the pics because of the whole "invasion of privacy" thing. Well, he's still not ready to let t...

Justin Bieber Threatens To Sue Over Dick Pics, But He’s Not Really That Mad

justin bieber Just a few days ago, paparazzi photos of Justin Bieber's dick hit the internet and basically the entire world was talking about it, retweeting it, gushing over it, masturbating to it, I don't know. It was Big News. There'd been so much talk about JB's downstairs goods that to finally have proof of what he's working with seemed to matter to a lot of people. It particularly mattered to Justin himself, who was pissed off and threatening to sue any sites that didn't immediately follow the cease and desist and take the snaps down immediately... except that's not really going to happen, ...

I Guess We Have To Talk About Justin Bieber’s Dick

justin bieber Yesterday, the Internet broke when paparazzi pictures of Justin Bieber au naturale on vacation leaked online. In the photos, Justin is in Bora Bora and presumably getting ready to go for a swim. He's in the nude, his dick swinging here and fro, and that's that. The uproar was presumably over two things: first, the fact that we're finally seeing Justin Bieber's dick after those suggestive Calvin Klein underwear ads, and second, aforementioned dick is of pretty good size. You'll remember that ...

Justin Bieber’s Relationship With Selena Gomez Was “A Marriage Kind Of Thing”

selena gomez justin bieber Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been broken up for good (or for now... again?) for a while now, but both of them are still talking about it like it's news, and we're still listening. We know that Selena couldn't answer whether or not she'd ever get back with Justin, but for Justin's part, he's definitely moved on, but he's still feeling the scars that their relationship left on him. Asked what he learned from falling in love at such a young age, Justin told Complex: "Don’t fall in lo...

Did Justin Bieber’s Cronies Drug An Australian Model?

justin bieber bailey scarlett Oh dear, Justin Bieber's in trouble again... well, sort of. While in Australia, he decided to hit up a recording studio to make some sweet, sweet music. He invited along some girls, including Australian model Bailey Scarlett, who got settled in right away and poured herself a vodka and lemonade. Only that's where things went very wrong, because Bailey is now claiming someone drugged her drink when she set it down! She's not blaming Justin, though - he was one of the people who actually helped her...