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Willow Smith

I’m Kind of Obsessed with Willow Smith

Willow Smith was all of 9 years old when ‘Whip My Hair’ came out, but it was already pretty obvious then that she was going to do big things. She’s also obviously the best member of the Smith family – and yes, I’m including her parents. How in the hell a kid – now 12 years old, thanks – has such a good...

Best And Worst And WTF Of 2013 MTV VMA Fashion

Lady Gaga is my goddamn queen right now. Look at her, showing up all normal (for her) and stuff! This is exactly what she needed to wear to the 2013 MTV VMA’s. I’m getting Angelina Jolie 2000 Oscars flashbacks. And a little Vampira: She looks so pretty. So sane. Please let me like you again, Gaga. Please. (Note: this was written...

Will Smith Treats His Kids Like They’re Already Adults

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have a way kewl and modern approach to parenting Willow & Jaden: treat them like adults! They may end up with a completely warped view of reality and might even want to emancipate themselves prior to reaching legal age, but, by golly, won’t you be smiled upon in the parenting community! From Haute Living...

No, Willow Smith! Just, No

Willow Smith, you are talented. Your music pairs whimsy with sass. Even if you did not have two extremely famous, wealthy parents, I would still like you. That is why I am very disappointed in you right now. You do not need to go the way of the Cyruses. Am I making myself clear, young lady? You do not need to work a stripper pole—or so much...