Man, it has to really suck being an actress, right? Rose McGowan is beautiful and talented (and yes, a little eccentric), but she’s not quite at the level where she doesn’t have to audition for parts anymore. So, when she received a script this week, she was likely pretty thrilled at the prospect of going out for a great role… until she got to the notes attached to the end – and realized she’d be acting alongside walking bag of dicks Adam Sandler.
It’s unclear as to whether or not it was Sandler who requested this wardrobe, though McGowan’s mentioning him at all seems to implicate that. First of all, Adam Sandler’s looks are… well, it would be unkind of me to subject him to the kind of criticism WOMEN DEAL WITH EVERY DAY. But, like, really? Like, no. What the hell that wardrobe has to have with the character and getting the “context of the scenes” makes no sense, either. Fuck Hollywood, man.
Also, fuck Adam Sandler. How does he even keep getting movies? He’s so awful!
(H/T to our own Mireee for the story tip!)
Well, sort of. It was something that could only happen in New York City: A crazy man in an American flag t-shirt crawled out of a sewage grate and threw a smoke bomb inside Bar Pitti in Greenwich Village, where Rose McGowan just so happened to be dining at the time. She live-tweeted the incident, as you do:
After throwing the smoke bombs onto the restaurant’s patio (which were safely and quickly removed by one of the employees), the dude climbed back down into the sewer grate and disappeared. Everyone was okay and no one was hurt, but here was the scene:
Well, that was an experience. Luckily it was only a smoke bomb, but they still need to find this crazy dude in case he escalates things next time around. Has anyone seen Shia LaBeouf recently…?
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Rose McGowan is someone I imagine is actually batshit crazy (hello, she was with Marilyn Manson for a long ass time) but generally manages to contain it and come off as pretty bad ass – or at least rather harmless – in the meantime. Cue this week, when she posted a selfie that made some Instagram users compare her to Michael Jackson. This didn’t sit well with our Rosie, and she proceeded to lose her damn mind.
From Yahoo! Celebrity:
It all started when the Charmed actress posted a picture of herself wearing sunglasses, with the simple caption, “Afghanistan.” One commenter then wrote, “You look like Michael Jackson,” while another by the name @Katrinabunny commented: “#michaeljackson no more plastic surgery please!”
McGowan immediately replied to the user, writing, “@katrinabunny coming from, ummm, you.” The actress, who got reconstructive surgery after being in a car accident in 2007, went on to write: “Has anyone stopped to think that Michael Jackson used to be black, and tried to turn himself into a white, possibly Irish person with a cleft chin and a tiny nose? I was born Irish. So f–k off losers.”
While some commenters came to McGowan’s defense, the actress was still clearly upset. Wanting to make a point, she posted a side-by-side picture of Michael Jackson before and after his surgeries, with the caption: “Exactly. You dumb f–ks. Eat it.”
HAHAHA, I love it. This is seriously the best. “I was born Irish, so fuck off, losers!” is kinda the best retort ever, even if it is somewhat nonsensical. Also, how the hell does she know that Michael Jackson was trying to be Irish? The whole thing is just funny. Oh, Rose.
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Rose McGowan has apparently been dating this guy Davey Detail (what a stupid name) for just over a year and they decided, hey, why not tie the knot? If we don’t like it, we can always end things later! It was this knowledge of the ease of divorce – and, of course, the love in their hearts – which led the pair down the aisle in an intimate Los Angeles wedding ceremony at the Paramour Mansion on Saturday.
From E! News:
A source tells E! News, the ceremony was “enchanting and magical,” adding that the couple wed in front of about 60 people–all close friends and immediate family of the bride and groom.
The wedding took place on a lawn underneath a chuppah, with McGowan walking down the aisle with her hair up, looking stunning in a Monique Lhullier gown with Neil Lane earrings and bracelet. Detail, meanwhile, wore a black suit.
Well, there ya go. Apparently the pair are going to Tahiti for their honeymoon because she wants “one of those little huts over the water”, and all I can say to that is, ME TOO. Also, isn’t that Bora Bora? Though I suppose most little islands like that will have something similar…
Congrats to the happy couple!
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Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.
LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.
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Rose McGowan is engaged to some artist named Davey Detail, and let’s begin every Rose McGowan post by answering the inevitable “What happened to her face?” question: she was in a car accident and had to get reconstructive surgery. Moving on!
SO Davey Detail is some dude who is a part of something called “CYRCLE.” (yes, WITH the period) and it’s some kind of artist collective. Rose McGowan is an actress doing a whole lot of nothing and was engaged to Marilyn Manson a million years ago. I love McGowan though. I wish she’d get more work. But who knows, maybe she doesn’t want to work.
Here’s the happy couple earlier this week with their super cool super edgy friend:
I’d make some kind of snarky comment about “when bad things happen to good faces,” but I’ve been told before that Rose McGowan had to have some kind of reconstructive surgery after an accident, which is why she looks the way she does today, and that’s what I want to talk about today.
See, Rose McGowan got into this pretty horrific car accident back in 2007, where a car hit hers and ended up ramming her sunglasses into her cheekbone and eye area. Rose said, “I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye,” and when I heard that, I was like “Wow. That really sucks, Rose McGowan, and I’m so glad that you ended up being OK.” The plastic surgeons did amazing work, and any scarring was really minimal. Here’s Rose’s face not long after her surgeries:
Superb, right? You almost can’t even tell that there was a flap of skin hanging underneath her eye at one point. But that particular—necessary—reconstructive surgery doesn’t explain this:
I mean, if you were cut in the eye area, why would your jaw, lips, and chin look so drastically different? Why would you not just look like this, minus the neat little under-eye scar?:
Anyway. Rose McGowan looks good. She looks better than she has in probably years, and we should probably just be thankful for that. Now if she could only get her sweet ass on the big screen in something killer, we’d really be making progress.