Are you ready for new music from Paris Hilton? If the answer is “yes”, you’re in luck! If the answer is “no”, too bad because it’s here anyway. The new single from America’s former favourite socialite/”DJ” is called “High Off My Love” and features rapper Birdman, for some odd reason. It sounds like a Britney Spears B-Side, truth be told, and I don’t necessarily mean that as a compliment.
Before I say to much, and lest I spoil it for you, have a listen and try not to have a seizure.
So on a scale of 1 to “please God, take the gift of hearing from me”, just how bad do you think it is?
Paris Hilton may be trying to make news with her new music but there’s a disturbing new story out about a bloody fight that happened at her Malibu place. Jeremy Jackson, of Baywatch, is saying that the heiress and Brandon Davis physically attacked him. Here’s the story from TMZ:
Jeremy Jackson says Paris, Brandon Davis and others viciously attacked him at around 2 AM … someone cracking a liquor bottle on his head. Jeremy says, “They were literally going Rodney King on my ass.”
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they got a call from 2 people, each claiming they were attacked by the other. Our sources say one of the 2 people was Paris Hilton’s brother … she has 2 and cops didn’t know which.
We’re told when cops arrived at Paris’ $65K a month rental … no one wanted to press charges so no one was arrested.
Jeremy calls the people who attacked him “degenerate fame whores,” and he includes Paris and Brandon.
What in the everloving f-ck is all this about? Here’s a photo of the damage done to Jackson:
Anyone want to venture a guess as to exactly how much autotune has been put into Paris Hilton‘s new single, ‘Come Alive’? I mean, this literally sounds like a computer composite of about 80 different singers rolled into one. This is not her voice, I simply don’t believe that. Also, it’s nowhere near as good as ‘Drunk Text’… but what is?
I feel like I’ve just been transported back to 2005, because Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton are fighting over some issue that sprung up at Coachella. Basically, Kelly apparently ignored Paris for some reason when she tried to join the VIP area, leading Paris to call her a “bitch” on Twitter. And so it goes…
Paris Hilton‘s sex tape came out over 8 billion years ago, I’m pretty sure, but she’s got a new lawsuit against a Slovenian website called ParisHiltonPornVideos.com, which has apparently been showing clips of Paris’s tape to drive traffic. Seems like pretty standard fare, and it’s far from the only site that’s doing it, but Paris ain’t having it and she wants the website to be taken down AND for a judge to give her part ownership of the domain. LOL!
Paris has now taken legal action trying to shut the website down. She also wants the domain name transferred to her … because if anyone’s gonna make money off of Paris’ naked body it will be her … and Rick Salomon.
In case you’re wondering how to sue a Slovenian porn site … you can’t go to “The People’s Court.” You have to file with the World Intellectual Property Organization Arbitration and Mediation Center.
Well, that’s special. First of all, having seen bits and pieces of that shitty “sex tape” (poor excuse for the word), I can say that I doubt anyone would still pay any kind of money for it. I don’t know why they ever would have in the first place. Secondly, is Paris Hilton still that desperate to remain at all in the public consciousness that she’s trying to use her decade old sex tape to do so? Lawd have mercy.