“That whole AIDS thing,” for those of us experiencing minor memory loss, refers to that thing that Paris Hilton was recorded saying about gay men. Specifically...
It’s not that I think any of you have actually been worried about this, it’s just that we don’t hear all that much about Paris Hilton these days, and I don’t want... But before I get into that one, can we talk about this picture for a second? Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually … well, they’re kind of … OK, alright;... “That sh*t with [Paris]. It’s like, c’mon man. She’s tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should... For those of you who didn’t even know that Paris Hilton was in this series of photos, I know. I had to check a couple times, too. And for those of you who couldn’t take your... Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it’s my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list... Remember those days? Back in 2009, I believe it was, when Brandon Davis was boinking both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (oh, and Miranda Kerr and Avril Lavigne) and everyone thought he was... Are you having a bad day? Maybe you’re just having a sort of “blah” day. Hey, maybe you’re even having a good day, but you’re open to opportunities to make it... If you guys are anything like me, you listen to a whole lot of music. You have your favorites, the things you can listen to over and over without getting bored (some of mine are Bowie... I think about Paris Hilton sometimes. Is that weird? I don’t know, it’s just sometimes my mind wanders, like when I’m trying to fall asleep and Vincent Price’s... Because it’s 2007 and everybody still cares about Paris Hilton, right? Yes? Oh … it’s almost 2012? And nobody cares about Paris Hilton? But then what is she doing on... “One of the reasons God makes celebrities or other people is to give back, and to be able to use it in a positive way.”
And by “give back,” she means that God came down from...
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