Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids. Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and...

I woke up this morning with Paris Hilton’s single running through my head. This is discouraging in and of itself, but what’s worse is I spent a good portion of my morning...

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