Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brace Yourself

Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids.

Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and — I’m serious now — Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis are still dating.

I am off to cooking school for the evening! I will tell you all about it tomorrow! V. v. excited!