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Oh, Paris Hilton is a DJ Now, By the Way

Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it’s my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.

From Us magazine:

At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.

Dressed in a sexy black embellished bodysuit complete with matching gloves and thigh-high stockings designed by The Blondes, she started off her set with mashups of well-known hits including Rihanna’s “We Found Love,” Deadmau5’s “Some Chords” and Avicii’s “Levels.”

Despite getting slammed for her set over Twitter and booed during her on-stage appearance, there’s no doubt that Hilton, 31, learned how to spin like a pro from her longtime friend Afrojack, a Dutch music producer and DJ known for his hits “Take Over Control” and Pitbull’s “Give Me Everything” featuring Ne-Yo and Nayer.

Oh boy. Isn’t all that just great? But wait! It gets better! I have stuff for you that’s sure to redeem me! Here’s an official photo of Paris Hilton DEEJAYING:

photo of paris hilton dj pictures
I know, my friends. I know. That was bad. Which is why I’m going to give you ANOTHER:

photo of paris hilton dj pictures
I’m … I just … I have no words. None.

4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • i don’t really see a problem here, she found something she can do that is positive, and that she feels passionate about, isn’t this all we can hope for a person?

    • Yeah, just like her tv show, her fashion line, her friend nicole ritchie, and those tiny ugly dogs she used to have. Give your head a shake. She’s just happy in a hot tub full of semen, DJing is a hobby that makes ppl pay attention to her.

  • LOL…this narcissistic parasite/wonkey eyed whore just did this for MORE attention, it was terrible and embarrassing and a kick in the head for the real and struggling DJ’s.