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Michael Lohan: Solid Dude

Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff: From TMZ:
We're told Kate Major claims ... on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan's Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff: From TMZ: We're told Kate Major claims ... on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan's hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder. Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face. Of course Michael is denying that he ever even touc...

It Looks Like Kate Might Be In Trouble

Let's look at some laws, shall we?  In the state of Pennsylvania, children between the ages of seven and eighteen are permitted to work on plays, movies, TV shows, and other similar forms of media.  Children under the age of seven can do movies, but there's no similar exemption in the law for television shows. And guess whose sextuplets are only six? Republican congressman Thomas P. Murt is getting Pennsylvania's attorney general to look into the Gosselin situation, because "those permits were granted even though the law does not provide for them." This isn't the first time that the Gosselins have been accused of breaking child labor laws, but this time the investigation might actually force TLC to cancel the show if the permits are found to be invalid.  The real issue is clarifying within the law whether a reality show still counts as a television show since the children are just being filmed living their lives. I think this may be a blessing in disguise.  I've not cared about the Gosselins for years, and this is the perfect excuse for them to disappear from the public eye.  Go gentle into that good night, Gosselins.  Please. />Let's look at some laws, shall we?  In the state of Pennsylvania, children between the ages of seven and eighteen are permitted to work on plays, movies, TV shows, and other similar forms of media.  Children under the age of seven can do movies, but there's no similar exemption in the law for television shows. And guess whose sextuplets are only six? Republican congressman Thomas P. Murt is getting Pennsylvania's attorney general to look into the Gosselin situation, because "those permits were...

Red Carpet Kate!

Well, well, well. Look who's suddenly Little Miss Hollywood! Kate Gosselin walked the red carpet for the premiere Of Discovery Channel's Life on Thursday night, along with her new DWTS partner, Tony Dovolani. I gotta say, she's not exactly a red carpet natural, but her hair is much improved, at least. The new 'do is kind of of a mix between an old-school pin-up and, well, Kate Gosselin. I know what you're all asking: Who's watching the kids? Because, I mean, if Kate's playing dress-up in M...

Oh, You Will Absolutely Die Of Shock When I Tell You Who Everyone Says Has a Small Dick

Could it be true? Could it even be possible that the hunky chunk of man that I lust after all day could possibly have a small package? Sure, sure. Everyone who's ever slept with him has made claims recently that he's working with some lackluster man meat, but the pure sexuality that he radiates tells my heart otherwise. First it was just his ex Hailey Glassman who described his junk to Stepping Out Magazine as "tiny, tiny, tiny." She said they would often discuss his tiny manhood explaining, "He s...

The Most-Watched YouTube Video of All Time Gives Me Hope

Susan Boyle With all the dudes getting kicked in the nuts and Chis Crockers and horny web-cam chicks and teen girls dancing in their bedroom to songs with suggestive lyrics that clog up the works on YouTube, you'd probably think that the most popular clip every uploaded to the site would most likely be something along those lines. However, it was just officially announced today that the number one video in the site's history is Susan Boyle's incredibly moving Britain's Got Talent audition. (Sorry, no embe...

Take One Last Look At This Because It’s Really Almost Over

[caption id="attachment_51515" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="photo from Willow Street Pictures"]photo from Willow Street Pictures[caption id="attachment_51515" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="photo from Willow Street Pictures"][/caption] The couple that I didn't even know about until it was announced that they were getting a divorce might finally be close to sealing that deal. In fact, sources from the inside are talking and they're saying that it's a mere matter of moments (well, probably days) until the papers are signed and the divorce is finalized. Jon and Kate Gosselin were married for a decade (I'm telling you, peop...

Do I Smell Reconciliation?

Jon is on his apology tour and now Kate was all apologetic on last night's TLC special, Kate:  Her Story.  Since they can't film the kids anymore, we are treated to 42 minutes of Kate Gosselin's thoughts and insight every single Monday night. Kate admits to being too hard on Jon, but immediately negates her admission by stating that she had to handle everything.  You know what I think?  I think she took control over everything in their lives because it gave her the power to boss Jon around and then blame him when everything went...

This Year’s Most Played Out Halloween Costume

Kate Gosselin Wig Halloween 2009 Last year, it was Sarah Palin. I saw so many Palins on Halloween I thought was at the governor's igloo in Alaska. This year-- and I hope I don't incur the wrath of Sasha by saying this-- the most overdone costume is definitely Jon & Kate Gosselin. Our own esteemed Beet went to work yesterday dressed up as one third of a Jon, Kate, and Hailey Glassman trio. Check out the pics she posted to her Twitter. As further proof this costume has jumped the shark, the couple we love to hate dress...

It’s Going to Take More Than a Cancelled Show to Get Rid of These Two

Like gas prices, I think we just need to accept that, where the Gosselin family is concerned, we can never go back.  There will never be a day where we pay under $2.00 for a gallon of fuel and there will never be a world in which we won't be hearing about these people.  Ever.  So, I'm just going to report the newest because if I don't, I get flooded with "How could you not write about ...?" emails.  And they're tiring. Remember the babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, that was giving interviews that she had an affair with Jon?  I know there are so many of them -- I get confused too! -- but I wrote about it here.  Well, now she's claiming that Jon told her he was hacking into Kate's emails, phone records and banking.
Kate, in a statement, says she's "disturbed" by Stephanie Santoro's allegations. "Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right," said the statement released by Schnader Harrison Segal & Lewis, her Philadelphia law firm. Jon, meanwhile, says Santoro is lying. "I spoke with him today concerning this statement made by Stephanie and he unequivocally told me that he's never illegally invaded Kate's electronic privacy in any way," says his attorney, Mark Heller. "He also finds it a little disappointing that Kate would give credence to an uncorroborated statement made by an individual who clearly has a motivation to tell stories about Jon that might result in financial [compensation]."
You know this is going to end up back in court, right?  Everything regarding these two ends up in court.  It's what they do. />Like gas prices, I think we just need to accept that, where the Gosselin family is concerned, we can never go back.  There will never be a day where we pay under $2.00 for a gallon of fuel and there will never be a world in which we won't be hearing about these people.  Ever.  So, I'm just going to report the newest because if I don't, I get flooded with "How could you not write about ...?" emails.  And they're tiring. Remember the babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, that was giving interviews...

It’s Over!

Joel Gosselin After years of watching the little Gosselin babies grow into resilient little children, the Jon & Kate Plus 8 disaster is over. After Jon's insistence that the children not be filmed any longer, TLC really wasn't left with any choice but to cancel the show.  The last episode will air in November.  What does this mean?  No more constant "I do it for my kids, it's all about my kids" crap from Kate, and Jon can officially breathe as loud as he wants to without fear of admonishment. I guess Jon anti...

Payback’s A Bitch

58552618jongosselin1014200984301AM Jon and Kate were back in court yesterday trying to work out their financial woes with a court-appointed arbitrator.  Remember how Kate accused Jon of taking out a bunch of money and Jon accused Kate of taking a bunch of money and they both denied it?  Well the truth is out and the liar is -- this is where you'd expect to hear a drum roll but I'm limited by this medium -- Jon! The court has ordered Jon -- oh, did you hear that he's half Jewish now that he's dating Hailey Glassman? -- to return $180,000 back...
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