You may not have noticed, but I’ve been trying to spare you the Gosselin stories. At this point, I write about one out of every 12 I read. You. Are. Welcome. I know we’re all sick of these fame whores, but certainly you want to hear about how Jon fucked the nanny! Especially since she confesses that the sex was romantic, but she wasn’t into the “pleasure”part of it, which we all know is code for “needle dick”.
Stephanie Santoro is a 23-year-old single mother who worked as a nanny for the Gosselins for a month. According to the interview she gave to InTouch magazine, she was a body to lay on shoulder to lean on when Jon and Hailey Glassman had one of their famous breakups. She also talked about being on the receiving end of — no, not an STD — one of the most cliched come-ons ever uttered:
We were talking on the phone one night, and the kids were all at home, and he was like, “What are you doing tonight?” and I didn’t have plans. So he goes, “Let’s hang out. We can go hang out in the hot tub and talk more about everything.” So I went over, and we were talking. He asked me if I could give a back massage, and I was like, “Okay, whatever.” So I gave him one and then he was like, “my turn.” While we were sitting there, he said, “Well, I guess we can kiss just once.” At one point he said, “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.”
During their nine sex sessions “It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.” — they talked about a future and he promised to take care of Santoro and her daughter. And since Santoro now has a story to sell to the tabs, I guess in some perverse way he did.
As an aside, remember a few weeks ago when Kate went all fucknutso on Jon and the cops showed up? Kate was upset because Jon had a “non-approved” babysitter at the house. Is there any doubt that it was this chick? And while we’re betting, how much do you want to bet Kate will be having her hot tub removed?
I really… REALLY dont give a fuck about these people.
Ha ha ha needle dick. Yup.
pretty gross. he makes me feel a little sick inside when i look at him. mainly because i cannot stand fake contact lenses, especially on ethnic people. it just looks freakishly fake. he also has gotten chubbier since the divorce and he just looks sloppy. where were the kids when he was doing these things w/ the nanny?
Bet Kates attorney asks the same question!
What a terrific douchebag! I love it. She’s a fame whore (who at least brings in income) and he is a skank whore
His green eyes are real. He’s half Korean and half Caucasian.
I have a Korean/Caucasian friend with Hazel Green eyes.
I’ll admit that Jon’s eyes are VERY green though. I actually envy him for that.
Ew… Just EW! I can totally picture this nearly-middle-aged, sloppy, creepy asian man using those awful pick-up lines. I think I puked a little in my mouth when I read this.
I wonder how much chlorine has to be in the pool behind him in that picture to kill off all the sperm and other ickiness floating in it from all those skanky people hanging out. Thanks for posting less on this heinous once-couple.
Lets review what Kate’s ambition to be a tv star has done to her family.
#1 Complete alienation of family members. The kids have no grandparents, uncles, aunts or cousins. They have production crew to hug and tussle with.
#2 Complete alientation of daddy. The kids get limited time with Jon and a whole lot of bad press about him being suicidal, drunk, whore mongering, etc.
#3 Complete alienation of Mommy. Kate shows up for film days but otherwise is off chasing her tv career.
#4 Lies Mommy tells to defend this. It is all for the kids – really, you getting a tv show and doing that instead of mothering them is for their benefit?
#5 Lack of childhood. Katie dreamed of being a tv star when she was a kid. Now her kids get to star on her show and do without a childhood.
I am with Jon on despising Kate and her ambition, bringing 8 children into the world to further your tv career is cold, calculated and sick
And the sad part is it worked and some people actually believe the filth that spews from her mouth
I don’t even have the energy to begin.. I’m sure someone with more caffeine in their system will summarize Long story short: he is the better parent, not perfect, but truly loves the kids. He is making mistake after mistake right now because he has been abused for a DECADE by the most evil, selfish, emasculating, phony bitch on the planet. And those are her good points! Oh, and she is a horrible, mean, physically and emotionally abusive mom, too.
Kate ( Ms Hate) is the Tanya Harding or Joey Buttofuoco of this decade.
In 10 years we will see her on shows- whatever happened to….
Just have to ask everyone this question. does Jon take the blame (consequenses) for anything he does? OK, lets look at it. Kate wanted the divorce, Kate made me get rid of the dogs, I never slept with Kate Major or the Nanny, I went to therapy Kate did not want to go, the guy from Ed Hardy used him, Kate called the police because I had a ho at the house, the media lies, people are trying to make money off me. My lawyer dropped me and it’s not my fault! Man the list goes on & on. Everyone around him is a liar (according to him) it seems like the boy who cried wolf one to many times. At some point anyone with the slighest level of intelligence will think , why is anyone & everyone around him at fault. Maybe because his actions prove to be the true picture. They say rumors are just a prelude to the truth, what do you think? He will admit to one thing, so I was caught speeding, I can’t drive slow.. so he own’s up to that one.
Sad but true. This guy had everyone’s sympathy and he is royally blowing it. How on earth can he think that he is acting like a person that his kids can look up too? They are going to get divided into factions of I Hate Mommy More, I Hate Daddy More and I Hate Both of Them.
Poor kids. And TLC, who held the whip hand with these two greedy people and probably could have insisted that they take more time off and get counseling (no, not Dr. Phil brand counseling), is filming while the family is destroyed before our very eyes. It ought to be illegal to do this to minor children.
I think they (Kate) really needs to rethink the living situation. This is the kids house is doing nothing but making the situation harder. You get divorced, one moves out..that’s it! I don’t care if he does not have a place big enough to have the kids on his time, he should have thought of that before buying the an apartment in NYC. Then he shows up in PA and brings what ever riff raff he is dating at the time to the house. What is that? As long as he keeps showing up in PA with his assigned time, the kids will think there is a chance of them getting back together. I say sell the house, get 2 houses and split your time. OH and he goes on about how he has to leave NYC at 4:30 in the morning to see his kids, does anyone feel bad for him doing that? I hope not! The most profound privilege you can have as a parent is seeing your child every moment of the day and it should not be a burden to have to get there to see them.
it’s already been published that it was stephanie santoro who was there when the cops are called. in fact, i read it in PEOPLE just a bit ago. you’re not nearly as clever as you think you are, wendie.
EWWW!!! In his own fucking house?????? ridiculous!!!!
For some perverse reason I don’t get tired of Jon Gosselin stories. I only have one question: where does he find the time to screw/romance so many women? Do all of his “relationships” last about a weekend? And what about Hailey? Is she still claiming that all these women he’s had sex with, when he’s supposedly her boyfriend, are lying? Ok that was more than one question.
it was TOTALLY WORTH reading this story just to experience the word “fucknutso”. NICE JOB.
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