Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Deaderline: Day 2

Kevin Federline has responded to Britney Spears' divorce filing. In the response, he asks for legal and physical custody of the couple's two children and requests spousal support. He's going to need it: his album debuted at #151 this week, and he's dropped the price of tickets to his upcoming show in Chicago to $0.00 (that's not a typo) after his recent show in NYC barely filled a sixth of the theater.The ever-vigilant folks at Extra sent a reporter all the way out to Fresno to interview one of Kevi...

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven't? It's a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It's funny -- you should watch it. (You should get high first.) The point is, there's a very important scene in this movie: two news anchors are reporting live on camera on the in-progress Civil War. The man says "And, in other news," and then the woman turns to him and screams "You wanker! There is no other news!" It's been a running joke among my frien...

Recapping Deaderline

Yesterday was a great day to be a celebrity gossip blogger. Not such a great day to be Kevin Federline, but that's someone else's problem. As I'm sure you heard about on a gossip website, on a news website, on an Italian soccer website, from a coworker, from your waiter, in an AA meeting, from your 4-year-old child, on NPR, in line for the bathroom and/or from your pharmacist, Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline yesterday. Let's recap some of the highlights of our generation's D-D...

Lindsay Lohan ::Hearts:: Courtney Love

Since I'm loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love's new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it's almost like they're using the same English language as I do.
Since I'm loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love's new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it's almost like they're using the same English language as I do. Subject: Keep your chin up I realise now that as hardcore as it was, it made me a...

I Have a Sixth Sense About These Things

I declared it "Britney Spears Day"She got divorced.Best News Ever.:)Here are some Britney Spears Divorce Links for Your Evening:Perez has a barrage of great articles of their last final days as a couple including an explosive weekend in NYC that was the nail in the coffin for the relationship [PerezHilton]Defamer thinks MTV's plague of bees is god showing displeasure at this holy relationship being over. [Defamer]A classic "Letter of Fug" from Brit to Kevin. And I quote, "I hope your cornrows al...

Weekend Round-Up

Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired]
Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired]Heather Locklear and David Spade left Mr. Chow's in the same car, so, as a responsible journalist, I must assume they are dating again. [SplashNews]YouTube quickly pulled the video of the Kanye West tirade at the MTV Europe VMAs, but Google doesn't own iFilm yet. Boo-yah. [iFilm]Daniel Craig is getting rave reviews as the new 007, but it seems he has a bit of a potty mou...

Late-Night Links: Ack! Eating Disorders Everywhere! GRAB A COOKIE AND AIM!

Thanks anyway, Katharine McPhee, but Nicole Richie doesn't need advice from some recovering bulimic, no matter how desperate said bulimic may be to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. Besides, everyone knows bulimics are just wannabe anorexics who got too damn hungry. [Gossip or Truth]
Thanks anyway, Katharine McPhee, but Nicole Richie doesn't need advice from some recovering bulimic, no matter how desperate said bulimic may be to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. Besides, everyone knows bulimics are just wannabe anorexics who got too damn hungry. [Gossip or Truth]Also cashing in her eating disorder chip today is Alison Clinton, the nanny Sara Evans accused of sleeping with her sex addict of a husband. She claims Evans' allegations have triggered an anorexia relapse. And her bro...

God Bless MySpace

From Travis Barker's MySpace blog:
From Travis Barker's MySpace blog:SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING TH...

If You Are in Vegas This Weekend

You too can be a part of Shanna Moakler's "Divorce Party" at Light, the club in the Bellagio. Wow, way to be shameless girl. Shanna, since her separation, has gotten into a public feud with Paris Hilton, rode a "Glacier" into New York's harbor to promote Smirnoff Vodka, and now is having a party to celebrate her broken marriage. I wonder where her kids are in all of this? Her husband is doing Paris Hilton and she is off throwing parties in Vegas. Way to be parents Barkers!Thanks to [Perez Hilton] f...

Link-tastic

Jared Leto has gone from attacking bloggers in the press to attacking them at MTV awards shows, with some Elijah Wood choking thrown in just, you know, so we'll take him seriously from now on. [Pink is the New Blog]

Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert is canceled. Promoters say it was due to poor ticket sales and Carey's "unreasonable demands." Carey's camp says the promoter didn't pay. You be the judge. Or, you know, just go on with your life. [Celebrity Smack]

Sara Evans and her husband, Craigslist surfer extraordinaire Craig Schelske, settle their divorce details. Access Hollywood has the courtroom scene on video. [Access Hollywood]

Danny Bonaduce drops his pants on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, airing this Friday. I link to this item only because a kindly CBS PR flack emailed me yesterday to make me aware of it, and certainly not because I have any idea who Craig Ferguson is or why he has a television show. Actually, the same is true of Danny Bonaduce. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]

Somehow -- somehow -- Tara Reid thinks that, if more movies went straight to download, as her most recent one did, more actors would have jobs. Christ. There aren't enough italics for this. [BWE]

/>Jared Leto has gone from attacking bloggers in the press to attacking them at MTV awards shows, with some Elijah Wood choking thrown in just, you know, so we'll take him seriously from now on. [Pink is the New Blog]Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert is canceled. Promoters say it was due to poor ticket sales and Carey's "unreasonable demands." Carey's camp says the promoter didn't pay. You be the judge. Or, you know, just go on with your life. [Celebrity Smack]Sara Evans and her husband, Craigslist sur...